| Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 9351 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 11 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 11 | Herobrine Sightings: | 7 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 10 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
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| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 5796 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Magic Items Found: | 7855 |
| Ores Mined: | 2494 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 26 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 680 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 21 |
| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 8676 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 3916 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 16 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 2011 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4451 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 20 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8651 |
| Server Name | Java Survival SMP Server |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Survival |
| Server Address | mc.javasurvival.com |
| Discord | Join us on Discord |
Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.
A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.
A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.
A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.
A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.
A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.
A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.
| Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 8960 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 813 | Ores Mined: | 6599 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Crops Grown: | 2374 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 16 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5413 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 175 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 28 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.
You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.
So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
| Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 6269 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 23 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 11 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
| Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 9184 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 17 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 24 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
Join us and leave behind the chaos of family feuds and confidentiality breaches. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any drama following you around.
And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a nurse who knows your sister and can text her to make sure she’s okay in the game! Just imagine the possibilities of virtual connections and misunderstandings that lead to outrageous complaints.
So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun to deal with creepers and zombies than family members filing complaints against each other.
| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 9512 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 13 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
| Votes: | 4358 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!
| Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 3013 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Void Gems Collected: | 15 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 6 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 |
Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and creative as you are, so get ready to experience the most epic adventures of your Minecraft life.
And if you’re feeling a little mischievous, we have plenty of opportunities for you to cause some chaos. Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato just because? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!
| Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 9112 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 18 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Magic Crystals Found: | 18 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 21 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 9 | Votes: | 6409 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 5489 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 2040 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 31 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
| IP | play.bloomsmp.net |
|---|---|
| Joinable Versions | 1.9 – 1.21.4 |
Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.
Website: https://bloomsmp.net
Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server modded? | No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins. |
| What versions can I join with? | You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.4 |
| Is griefing allowed on the server? | No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect the community. |
| Are there regular events on the server? | Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in. |
| Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 7173 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 13 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Potions Brewed: | 178 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 2627 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 11 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 317 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 17 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 419 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what to expect next. From friendships falling apart to secret relationships being exposed, we’ve got it all.
Join us and experience the thrill of trying to balance supporting your friend in an abusive relationship while also dealing with your own emotional needs. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the one who gets caught up in the chaos?
So come on down to our server and be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft experience you’ll ever encounter. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 1918 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 29 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 19 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 30 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
On our server, you can build your own virtual vacation paradise without breaking the bank or dealing with any angry spouses. No need to worry about debt, health issues, or expensive plane tickets – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.
And hey, if you ever feel like surprising your spouse with a virtual trip, you can always build them a pixelated Eiffel Tower or a blocky Greek island. Who needs real travel when you have the endless possibilities of Minecraft at your fingertips?
So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual travel buddy to explore the pixelated world with. Just don’t forget to pack your diamond pickaxe and enchanted armor – you never know what adventures await in our crazy Minecraft server!
| Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 444 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 18 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
But that’s not even the best part. One time, we all got together and decided to have a dance party in the Nether. Yeah, you heard me right, the Nether. We were busting out our best dance moves while dodging fireballs from ghasts. It was wild, man.
And don’t even get me started on the time we all went on a quest to find the legendary diamond chicken. Yeah, you read that right, a diamond chicken. We searched far and wide, battling mobs and solving puzzles, until we finally found it. And let me tell you, that chicken laid the most epic diamond eggs you’ve ever seen.
So, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s a total game-changer, bro.
