Bed Club Minecraft Server

Bed.., Chill, club, comfort, Cozy, duvet day, indulgence, lazy day, leisure, lounging, Minecraft, morning routine, nap time, PAJAMAS, recharge, Relaxation, REST, self-care, Server, Sleep, staying in bed, unwind, weekend vibes

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7710
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	494
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – on this server, we have a secret club called the “staying in bed club.” Yes, you heard that right. Instead of mining for diamonds or fighting mobs, you can just chill in bed all day long and still level up your character. How? Don’t ask questions, just join and experience the magic for yourself!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on this server that leads to a land filled with flying pigs and talking cows. If you can find it, you’ll be the envy of all your Minecraft friends.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – every full moon, the server transforms into a disco party where players can dance the night away and show off their best moves. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime experience.

So what are you waiting for? Join our mysterious and wacky Minecraft server today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Logic of the Female Mind 1.20.2

1.20.2, attraction, attractiveness, below average, Exercise, Existence, fat, female, Grooming, hate, hourglass body shape, leeway, Logic, male logic, man up, Mind, Nature, Partners, periods, Pregnancy, sexually attractive, short men, subpar men, Ugly, Women

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1119
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Star Shards Collected:	135
Void Armor Forged:	30	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, this Minecraft server is the bomb diggity because it’s like, all about male logic and stuff. Like, did you know that 80% of dudes aren’t attractive to women? But it’s not because they ugly or anything, it’s just that they not sexually attractive, ya feel me? And it’s all because guys don’t know how to groom themselves or exercise, like, come on, bro, get it together! But hey, don’t worry, most guys can at least try to be attractive, you know what I’m saying? Except for short dudes, they kinda screwed, sorry, bro.

But here’s the deal, on this server, we don’t care about all that nonsense! We just want to have a good time and build some epic stuff together. So, if you’re ready to man up and join us, then come on over and let’s get this party started! Who needs women when you got Minecraft, am I right? Let’s do this!

GF Support Minecraft Server

awkward situation, college student, communication breakdown, communication issue, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional response, feeling overwhelmed, financial assistance, financial help, financial responsibilities, financial stress, financial struggle, girlfriend support, Gratitude, Guilt, Minecraft, personal boundaries, pride, relationship dynamics, reluctance to accept help, Server, Support, support system

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7819
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft your way to happiness! Need a break from your girlfriend asking for your bank details? Join our server and leave all that drama behind! Plus, our server is so fun, you’ll forget all about your financial struggles and just focus on building the coolest virtual world ever. So why wait? Join now and leave all your real-life problems at the door!

CraftyReddit SMP

community engagement, CraftyReddit, decision making process, digital community, digital community building, discussion platform, forum participation, information sharing, internet forum, joining Reddit, networking, Online Community, online discussion, online platform, reasons for joining Reddit, reddit, smp, social media, social networking site, user experience, user interaction, User-generated content

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4341
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Zombie Dances:	0

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server everrrrr! Like, there’s this one time where we all built a giant statue of a potato and had a dance party around it. And then we all rode pigs off a cliff while wearing diamond armor, it was epiccccc!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing sunglasses, and every full moon we all turn into werewolves and have a battle royale. And the best part is, the owner of the server is a talking dolphin who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight.

So come join us on this totally rad Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and be as crazy as possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to rainbows and unicorns, then maybe stay away. But seriously, join ussss!

EndlessEatsMC

Appetite, comfort, craving, cuisine, Culinary, DELICIOUS, Dine, dish, Eat, EndlessEatsMC, Favorite, feast, Food, Gastronomy, Hunger, indulge, Meal, never tired, satisfying, Tasty, yum

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6386
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Imagine a Minecraft server where the only food available is unlimited pizza! That’s right, no more boring old bread or carrots, just delicious, cheesy pizza for days. And not just any pizza, but pizza that gives you superpowers in the game. Want to fly like Superman or shoot fireballs from your hands? Just eat a slice of our magical pizza and watch the magic happen.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that the lair is guarded by a giant chicken who will challenge you to a dance-off for the key to unlock the riches. Can you out-dance a chicken and claim the treasure for yourself?

So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring food options and lackluster adventures, come join us for a pizza-filled, treasure-hunting, chicken-dancing good time. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SeaAggroCraft Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, China, Conflict Resolution, defense agreements, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Missiles, Négotiation, peace talks, Philippine president, sea aggression, SeaAggroCraft, SECURITY, Server, South China Sea, strategic alliances, territorial disputes, US

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2570
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9698
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	32	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Dragon Scales Harvested:	228

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, the Philippine president be out here makin’ deals with China like it’s a freakin’ reality show! He’s all like, “Stop sea aggression and I’ll give back them missiles to the US, yo!” Like, what even is happening?! It’s like a soap opera up in here, but with blocks and creepers and stuff. So come on and join the fun, you never know what kind of wild shenanigans will go down next!

DeifinitelyCrafted

#announcement, Al-Qassam Brigades, armed wing, Assassination, Conflict, DeifinitelyCrafted, gaza, Hamas, Hamas Leader, Islamic extremism, killing, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military operation, Mohammed Deif, palestine, resistance movement, RETALIATION, targeted killing, terrorist leader, violence

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4282
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Animals Bred:	148	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6376	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6

so, like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got the most epic battles eva! like, u can fight against giant creepers and zombie pigs that can fly! it’s like a total warzone up in here, but with blocks and stuff.

oh, and get this, one time a player found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden treasure room with stacks of gold blocks and enchanted weapons. it was like, totally insane, dude.

plus, we got this one player who built a replica of the entire city of Atlantis underwater. like, how cool is that?! u can explore the depths of the ocean and discover all sorts of hidden treasures and sea creatures.

so, like, what are u waiting for? come join the fun and chaos on our minecraft server! it’s gonna be a blast, i swear!

Sonic Surfing Adventure

Acoustic research, acoustic wave, acoustic wave phenomenon, Adventure, communication systems, communication technology, devices, diffraction, discovery, next generation, nonreciprocal, optics, Phenomenon, Properties, SAW, scientific discovery, sonic, surface acoustic wave, surface wave phenomenon, Surfing, wave behavior, wave diffraction, wave properties

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4166
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	New Chunks Explored:	669838
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Emeralds Found:	237	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE JUST DISCOVERED A NEW ACOUSTIC WAVE PHENOMENON! IT’S LIKE OPTICS BUT IN MINECRAFT! U CAN BUILD CRAZY COMMUNICATION SYSTEMS AND DEVICES WITH DIS NEW TECH! COME JOIN DA FUN AND EXPLORE DA WILD WORLD OF NONRECIPROCAL DIFFRACTION OF SAWs! WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO SCIENTIFIC AND WACKY AT DA SAME TIME! LET’S GET LIT AND BUILD SOME EPIC STUFF TOGETHER!

AnarchyyMC

Allies, Anarchy, AnarchyyMC, Chat, enemies, Features, freedom, Friends, Griefing, Ip:, Minecraft, MINIMAL, PvP, Raiding, respectful, rules, semi anarchy, Server, Solo, Toxicity, Version, Warps

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1381
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 Server Overview

Server Name	𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒
Type	Anarchy
IP Address	mc.anarchyy-mc.xyz
Version	1.21.4

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What kind of server is 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒?

A: 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 is an Anarchy Minecraft Server where there are minimal rules and total freedom.

Q: What are the rules on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒?

A: The only rule on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 is no toxicity. Chat is expected to be friendly and respectful.

Q: Are land claims allowed on the server?

A: No, there are no land claims or limits on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒, allowing players total freedom.

Q: What features does the server offer?

A: The server offers a TP Plugin for teleports, warps, and homes. Players can also play solo, with friends, or make new allies/enemies.

Yuri Vampire Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, CONSOOM, forceful, Girls Love Romance, Girls x Vampire, lewd, Manga, manga series, Mikami Teren, Mikami Teren Novel, Minori Chigusa, Minori Chigusa Art, mistress, Obedient Servant, Realm, Servant Mistress, Vampire, vampire bite, Web Novel, YuRi, Yuri Romance

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6077
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Magic Items Found:	4961	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the wild world of Yuri Vampire Mistresses! 🧛‍♀️👩‍❤️‍👩

– Bite other players and turn them into obedient servants! 🦇💋 – Get overwhelmed by your new servant who is way too forceful and lewd! 😳🔥 – Explore a world where anything can happen, just like in the manga and web novel! 📚🌍

Don’t miss out on this crazy, chaotic, and completely bonkers Minecraft server experience! Join now and embrace the madness! 🤪🎮

UncleWifiGoneBananas

AITAH, boundary setting, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, disconnecting wifi, emotional distress, family conflict, family dynamics, family visit, fear, furbabies, husband’s uncle, living situation, married life, motorcycle parking, No Kids, payment arrangements, peaceful sleep, self defense, UncleWifiGoneBananas, verbal abuse

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2921
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in a telenovela! Join us in this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Reasons to join our server: 1. We pay for the wifi, so you can focus on building epic structures without worrying about lag. 2. No kids, just furbabies! Who needs human children when you can have adorable Minecraft pets? 3. Experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family drama, just like in a soap opera. Will you be able to keep the peace or will chaos reign supreme? 4. Build your own virtual garage and park your motorcycle facing the gate for easy access. Just watch out for any foul-mouthed uncles who might try to start trouble. 5. Disconnect from reality and immerse yourself in a world where you can escape from emotional distress. Build, mine, and craft your way to inner peace.

Join our server now and let the craziness unfold! Who needs reality TV when you can have a Minecraft server like ours?

CitizenCraft SMP: BillionsBetter

BillionsBetter, CitizenCraft, citizenship assistance, citizenship pathway, citizenship program, deportation budget, deportation costs, deportation expenses, deportation funding, deportation resources, deportations, government spending, immigration assistance, immigration funding, immigration pathway, immigration reform, immigration reform funding, pathway to citizenship, pathway to legal status, pathway to residency, smp, US citizenship, US immigration policy

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4279
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Magic Items Found:	1059
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Endless Night Skies:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	11

Lol, like why deport people when we can just give them a diamond pickaxe and let them mine their way to citizenship on our Minecraft SMP server? Join us and start your journey to becoming a citizen of Blocktopia! We’ve got creeper fireworks, llama parades, and a secret underground base where we hold our weekly meetings with the Ender Dragon. Plus, if you reach level 100 mining, you get a free elytra and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. So come on, stop wasting time on deportations and start building your way to a better future in our wacky Minecraft world!

MetaCraft: Trump’s Payoff Land

controversy, corporate, court case, Ethics, facebook, Land, lawsuit, Legal, Mark Zuckerberg, Media, Meta, metacraft, News, Payoff, Politics, public relations, scandal, SETTLEMENT, social media, Technology, trump, Trumps

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1928
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Votes:	7501
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	27

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer any excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and witness the epic battle between Meta and Trump unfold in a virtual showdown worth $25 million! Who will come out on top? Will Meta’s settlement be seen as a sneaky payoff to Trump, or will Trump pull off the ultimate Minecraft heist?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures like the legendary Creeper Unicorn and the elusive Ender Dragon with a top hat. Take on quests to find rare items like the enchanted diamond pickaxe of destiny or the golden apple of eternal life.

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this blocky wonderland?

GulfCraft Minecraft Server

Baltic Sea, controversial, cultural identity, Diplomacy, finland, geographical renaming, Gulf of Finland, Gulf of St. Petersburg, GulfCraft, History, international relations, maritime boundaries, Minecraft, naming conventions, national pride, Politics, Renaming, russia, Russian historian, Server, suggestion, territorial disputes, trump

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1328
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	87
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! imagine a land where u can ride pigs into battle, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where u can build a house out of nothing but dirt and dreams. this server is like no other, it’s like a magical unicorn farted and created the most epic minecraft world ever. join now and become a part of the craziest adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. shh, don’t tell anyone. just join and see for urself. let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

CraftyMinerz: No Expectations, Just Blocks

Abuse, Amnesty International, Amnesty report, blocks, CraftyMinerz, discrimination, Expectations, Exploitation, forced labor, HUMAN RIGHTS, human trafficking, immigration, international law, labor exploitation, labor rights, migrant labor, migrant rights, Migrant workers, modern slavery, Slavery, social justice, vulnerable populations, working conditions

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1433
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	102	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Dimension Hops:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

join our epic minecraft server, where you can be anything you want, even a SLAVE! just kidding, we don’t condone that kind of behavior. but seriously, our server is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual paradise.

we have the craziest mini-games, like pig racing and chicken jousting. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all your real life problems. plus, our community is so welcoming, you’ll feel like you’ve found your second family.

oh, and did we mention the secret treasure hidden deep within the server? legend has it, whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the minecraft gods themselves. so what are you waiting for? come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Butter Cheese Carnivore – JAMA

BUTTER, carnivore, Carnivore diet, Cheese, cholesterol hands, cholesterol levels, dietary habits, excessive cholesterol intake, excessive dairy consumption, extreme diets, Fatty foods, health risks, Heart Disease, high-fat diet, Jama, medical case study, nutrition, saturated fat, unhealthy eating habits, weight gain

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6384
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this minecraft server and suddenly you start eating like 6-9 pounds of butter and cheese EVERY DAY. but get this, your hands start turning into CHOLESTEROL HANDS. like, what even is that? it’s like something out of a crazy sci-fi movie. but hey, that’s just the kind of wild stuff that happens on this server. join now for a chance to develop your own super weird superpower. who needs diamonds when you can have cholesterol hands, amirite?