Beasty SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Zen SpaceCraft 1.21

Anime, anime advice, Anime Community, anime culture, anime experience, anime expertise, anime fandom, anime guidance, anime help, anime knowledge, anime recommendations, Anime Suggestions, anime tips, anime watching, building experience, getting stuck, long tail tags, spacecraft, watching anime, zen, Zenshuu

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1520
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9096	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	168	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can build epic anime-inspired creations, right? And get this, if you ever get stuck in an anime world, your building skills will totally save your butt! Like, who needs a sword when you can just build a giant mecha to kick some anime villain butt, am I right? So join this server and level up your building skills for when you inevitably get sucked into an anime world. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

LockOutCraft Minecraft Server

accidental lockout, breaking in, cctv footage, difficult to reach, Eviction Notice, grab keys, LANDLORD, late for work, locked keys, LockOutCraft, Mantel, Minecraft, out of the country, property damage, rental, rubbish bin, Server, spare key, threat, time zones, window sashes

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8733
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as breaking into your own house through a window? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re evading eviction just by logging on! Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as your landlord’s travel schedule. Who needs a spare key when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Come join us and see what madness awaits on our server!

EmoLandscaper911

aita, Apology, attitude, Christmas card, EmoLandscaper911, emotionally manipulative, family, Fire, gift, health challenges, home owner, invoice, Job, landscaper, Move on, mulch, new landscaper, RESPONSIBILITY, ring doorbell, sob story, tree removal

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5680
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Animals Bred:	43

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7869
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7775
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	220	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Towns Built:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Divine Spears Created:	15	Dragons Tamed:	0

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1564
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Meteorites Collected:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5200
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Magic Items Found:	4177	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1953
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	46	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Ores Mined:	4955	Dragon Scales Harvested:	315
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Magic Items Found:	6632

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6990
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Magic Items Found:	7100	Astral Projections Made:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1025
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	197	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7015
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Crops Grown:	8605
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Ether Blades Crafted:	17

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1006
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Animals Bred:	94
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34
Secret Passages Found:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Mines Excavated:	3712

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1940
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	15
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79	Emeralds Found:	6961
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9301
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2312
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5739
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1