| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 4995 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Dimension Hops: | 4 | Epic Battles Fought: | 11 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 | Ores Mined: | 2068 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
skyblock.BeastCraft.net
| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 9133 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 62 |
| Crops Grown: | 3320 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 12 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 7993 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 40 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 282 |
| Towns Built: | 10 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Our server is filled with wild adventures and unexpected twists, just like when your brother took your car and disappeared into the night. But don’t worry, on our server, you can always respawn and start fresh.
Join now and experience the thrill of outsmarting your manipulative brother, just like you wish you could in real life. Build, mine, and craft your way to victory while leaving your brother in the dust. Plus, no more pressure from your mom to support him – she’s too busy playing on our server herself!
So why wait? Join our server today and leave the drama behind. Who needs a brother when you have a whole Minecraft world to conquer?
| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 6960 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9129 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 | Emeralds Found: | 9104 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our virtual economy is booming! With goods from Mexico and Canada getting more expensive in the USA, our USA-made competitors are taking full advantage by raising their prices by only 15 or 20%. It’s like a virtual Black Friday sale every day!
But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane stories and crazy characters. From a creeper who moonlights as a stand-up comedian to a group of chickens who have formed their own secret society, you never know what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll stumble upon.
So come on down to our Minecraft server and join the fun. Who needs real-world economics when you can escape to a world where the only thing that matters is building, exploring, and having a blast with your fellow gamers? See you in the virtual world!
| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 1395 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 16 |
| Animals Bred: | 175 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 41 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 36 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 2685 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 26 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Void Gems Collected: | 12 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 |
| Crops Grown: | 5921 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 12 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 633 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
SO, HERE’S THE TEA: WE’VE GOT LANDMINES IN OUR SERVER THAT’LL BLOW YOUR MIND! LITERALLY! JUST LIKE THAT HIGH-RANKING RUSSIAN DUDE WHO GOT CAUGHT IN ONE OF OUR EPIC EXPLOSIONS. RIP, AMIRITE?
BUT DON’T WORRY, WE’VE GOT RESPAWN POINTS FOR DAYS, SO YOU CAN KEEP COMIN’ BACK FOR MORE CRAZY ADVENTURES. JOIN US NOW AND SEE WHY EVEN WORLD LEADERS CAN’T RESIST THE URGE TO PLAY ON OUR SERVER. LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, BABY!
| Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 2967 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 16 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 9 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 20 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 9301 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 17 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 42 |
| Votes: | 4850 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 19 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 7 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Server | emerald.magmanode.com:31543 |
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| Discord | Join our Discord server |
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| Question | Answer |
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| Why are the servers sometimes slow? | The servers may be slow due to budget constraints. Consider supporting us by donating or upgrading our server plan. |
| Are mods allowed on the server? | No, this is a full vanilla server and mods are not allowed. |
| Can I join the Discord server? | Yes, you are welcome to join our Discord server for updates and community interactions. |
| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 2058 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Zombie Dances: | 4 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 60 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
We have more mobs than you can shake a stick at, including flying pigs and dancing creepers!
Build your dream castle and then watch it get destroyed by a giant rainbow-colored dragon that shoots out fireworks!
Don’t forget to collect our special rare items like a diamond pickaxe that sings show tunes or a potion that turns you into a talking potato!
And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the zombies are breakdancing!
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible!
| Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 8529 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 | Battle Standards Raised: | 9 |
Imagine a world where you can set the temperature to a perfect 65-70F without anyone questioning your choices. Want to crank it up to 72-74F on a rare occasion? Go for it! No more locking out ranges or constant battles over the ideal temperature. It’s a virtual paradise for those who like to keep things cool.
And if your partner insists on a toasty 77-79F, don’t worry – you can escape to our server and enjoy the perfect temperature without any hormonal/physiological accusations. No more questioning if you’re menopausal or pre-menopausal, because in our Minecraft world, everyone is free to set the temperature they desire.
So come join us and say goodbye to thermostat wars in the real world. In our server, you can open all the windows you want without any judgment, and even turn the heat down to the lowest setting when your partner is away. It’s a virtual paradise for those who just want to be comfortable in their own home.
| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 5042 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 19 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 22 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 |
Unlike that boyfriend who couldn’t even show up on time for your anniversary, our server is always ready to provide you with non-stop fun and excitement. No more tears, no more drama – just pure, unadulterated gaming bliss.
So say goodbye to disrespectful partners and hello to a world where you are truly appreciated. Join our server today and let the good times roll!
| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 3863 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 8 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 91 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 106 |
| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 6147 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Animals Bred: | 146 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Ores Mined: | 7267 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 |
Searching for a new server to call home? Don’t search further! Welcome to The Perch!
We are a semi-vanilla, community-driven server which excels at introducing refreshing and custom features without bloating core gameplay. We’re transparant in every way we can be; and listen to our community at all times.
And much more! Our server offers a ton of refreshing features you won’t find elsewhere.
• IP: mso.the-perch.net • Discord: https://discord.the-perch.net/ • Map: https://map.the-perch.net/
We hope to see you join our great community soon!
mso.the-perch.net
| Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 246 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 12 |
| Potions Brewed: | 110 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 31 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 23 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 |
We’ve got crazy mods that will blow your mind and make you question reality. Like, seriously, who needs real life when you can have a pet dragon in Minecraft?
And don’t even get me started on the epic events we host, from massive PvP battles to treasure hunts that will have you digging for days. Plus, our community is lit AF, full of hilarious memes and inside jokes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure! Just click that link and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 5854 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
Join us and experience the freedom to choose your own path in the world of Minecraft. Want to build a giant chicken statue? Go for it! Feel like creating an underground lair filled with lava and traps? The choice is yours! Just like this player’s husband should be responsible for the ear piercings, you can take charge of your own adventures on our server.
Don’t let anyone tell you how to play – join us and let your creativity run wild. And remember, on our server, you’re never obligated to clean up after anyone else’s messes (unless, of course, you want to). So come on in and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 1057 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 7 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 14 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream home without worrying about nosy neighbors spreading rumors about your breakup. Explore vast landscapes and mine for diamonds without anyone asking about your apartment search. And best of all, no one will push for details about your personal life in front of the bride’s family!
So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a giant roller coaster. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world where you can be whoever you want to be. And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole!
