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Brain Damage Anon Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of feeling like a zombie after being brainwashed by society and your own bad habits? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, for there is a Minecraft server out there that can help you regain your humanity! Join us and embark on a journey of self-discovery and pixelated redemption.

Our server is filled with wacky characters and insane challenges that will make you question your sanity (in a good way, of course). Build your own virtual rehab center and help other players overcome their virtual addictions. Who knew that breaking blocks could be so therapeutic?

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s show the world that even the most pixelated of creatures can find their way back to humanity. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Buildings Constructed:	32

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Cute Autistic Minecraft SMP Girl

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server has the most adorable, dedicated, and slightly autistic girl you’ll ever meet! She’s like a unicorn in the Minecraft world – rare, magical, and always ready to build the most epic creations.

Join our server and witness the chaos as this girl takes on challenges with her unique perspective and unstoppable determination. From building pixel art of her favorite memes to creating intricate redstone contraptions that will blow your mind, she’s a force to be reckoned with.

But be warned, her cuteness and dedication are not to be underestimated. She may seem innocent, but she’s a master prankster and will stop at nothing to troll her fellow players. So if you’re looking for a server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and experience the wild ride that is playing with this one-of-a-kind Minecraft queen.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Love Letters Sent:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Arenas, Auto-mine, Bedwars, brawl stars, Cases, Casino, Cities, Clans, club, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, homeless survival, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Mob rocking, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Weddings

❤️═════════TopMine═══════════❤️

⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.

⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.

⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.

⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.

⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.

⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.

⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.

⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.

⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!

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Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Gods Slained:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Crafty Canvas Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures that will leave you laughing your blocky butt off.

Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We have custom mini-games that will have you on the edge of your seat (or minecart) as you compete against other players in epic challenges.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a thriving art community where you can show off your pixelated masterpieces and even request custom artwork from our talented players. Want a portrait of your Minecraft character riding a unicorn through a field of diamonds? Just ask and someone will make it happen!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the craziness begin! Who knows what kind of ridiculousness you’ll get up to next?

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Love Letters Sent:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Todd The Lying Asshole in Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP server if you want to witness Todd, the ultimate slacker, who refuses to make any progress or effort in the game. He’s too busy lying and cheating his way through the game, but hey, at least he’s entertaining to watch! Who knows what crazy schemes he’ll come up with next to avoid actually playing the game properly. It’s a wild ride on our server, so come join the chaos and see what kind of shenanigans Todd will get up to next!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Farms Harvested:	294
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Locked Cock Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t unlock your full potential? Well, fear not, because our server is here to set your cock free! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden within our server is a magical diamond sword that grants the wielder the power to turn into a giant block of cheese. Imagine the chaos that would ensue when you start smiting your enemies with cheesy goodness!

So come on, don’t keep your cock locked up any longer. Join our server and let the madness begin!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Minecraft SMP – /blox/ – Blocky Legend of Xylophones

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we have taken inspiration from Nuketown and turned it into a blocky paradise of chaos and mayhem!

Join us for epic battles, crazy builds, and outrageous adventures as we explore this explosive world.

With new maps, modes, and updates that will blow your mind (literally), you’ll never run out of things to do on our server.

We have weapon builds that will make your enemies quake in their pixelated boots, and an online gunsmith that will have you customizing your arsenal like never before.

And don’t forget to check out our Warzone Tactical Maps, where strategy is key and survival is a challenge.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Noob Nation Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of living in a country that hasn’t won a Nobel Prize in decades? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you have the chance to become a virtual Nobel Prize winner every day! Whether you’re building intricate redstone contraptions or creating stunning architectural masterpieces, the possibilities are endless. Join us and show the world that you are a true Minecraft genius! Who needs a real Nobel Prize when you can have a virtual one?

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Decline in g’s Population Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper pranks, epic PvP battles, and secret underground bases that rival the Batcave.

But that’s not all! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a legendary redstone engineer who will help you build the most insane contraptions you’ve ever seen. Need a flying machine to explore the skies? Done. Want a TNT cannon to launch your enemies into orbit? We got you covered.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret treasure hunt where players can uncover rare loot and hidden Easter eggs. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a diamond hoard guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most unpredictable community in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you get blown up by a rogue creeper. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

LaughCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride with the lovable Blonde Thief turned Bounty Hunter with a Laughter full of Joy and a Heart of Gold! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so lit that even creepers are dancing to the beat of our music! – We have a secret underground base where we hold epic treasure hunts every week. – The owner of the server once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. True story, bro. – Our community is so tight-knit that we once built a replica of the Taj Mahal out of diamond blocks. – Rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server in disguise. Can you spot him?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Oh, and don’t forget to check out our YouTube, Twitch, VODs, Twitter, and Shop channels for even more craziness. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Discord SMP Minecraft – Add Me!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the rules are made up and the points don’t matter!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time we had a giant chicken invasion and had to fend them off with nothing but our trusty wooden swords. Or how about the time we all decided to build our houses underwater and ended up flooding the entire server?

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our annual llama racing competition, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond armor! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server mascot is a dancing pig named Sir Oinks-a-lot.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and add my discord, rwibnsshai :3, for all the laughs and chaos you can handle!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Arenas, Auto-mine, Bedwars, brawl stars, Cases, Casino, Cities, Clans, club, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Mob rocking, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Weddings, Youtubers

❤️═════════TopMine═══════════❤️

⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.

⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.

⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.

⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.

⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.

⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.

⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.

⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.

⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!

❤️═══════════════════════════❤️

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	14	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	23

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Block Party Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, soulless Minecraft servers where you can’t even tell if the person you’re talking to is a real human or just a larping imposter? Look no further, because our server is filled with REAL humans (we think) who are ready to engage in hilarious discussions and adventures with you!

Join us on our server where the 3×3 thread is so disillusioned that even the obsessive stalker doesn’t know what’s real anymore. Our threads have lost their lustre, but that just means more room for outrageous stories and crazy antics! Who needs real human interaction when you can have virtual chaos and mayhem?

So come on down to our mysterious, wacky Minecraft server where anything is possible (except maybe finding a real human). Join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality and laughing until your sides hurt!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Minecraft SMP: RWBY Trash General House of Blacksun

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Are you a fan of RWBY or do you just love to hate it? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where RWBY reigns supreme, where arguing about ships, E-Celebs, and IRL politics is strictly prohibited (unless you want Patch to rise again, of course).

But wait, there’s more! Rooster Teeth has shut down, RWBY has been bought by Viz Media, and all RWBY & RT content can now be found at a mysterious website. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the wackiest, most drama-filled Minecraft SMP out there. Don’t believe their lies, just click that link and let the madness begin!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of your feet feeling cramped and uncomfortable in those narrow shoes? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we only wear wide flexible shoes! Why, you ask? Because they are not only healthy for your feet, but they also give you superpowers in the game! Imagine running faster, jumping higher, and even being able to stomp on creepers without taking any damage – all thanks to your wide flexible shoes!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that wearing these magical shoes will also attract rare and elusive mobs to your base. From diamond-clad zombies to rainbow-colored creepers, you never know what kind of crazy creatures will show up when you’re sporting your wide flexible shoes.

So come join us on our server and experience the wacky world of Minecraft like never before. Who knew that the key to success in the game was simply changing your footwear? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and start stomping your way to victory!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2