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CraftyGunBanLand

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2925
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Magic Items Found:	7414	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	237

New Minecraft Servers

so, like, this server is so lit that even the Montenegrin PM wants to join! he’s all like “yo, let’s ban guns and play Minecraft instead!” cuz this server is so epic that it’s gonna save lives, bro. like, you gotta join before the PM changes his mind and decides to just play Minecraft all day instead of running a country. plus, there’s gonna be a shooting spree of fun and games, not actual guns, so come join the madness, fam!

Viral Variant Detector Server

auto-detect system, bacteria detection, bacteria identification, bacteria spread, COVID variants, detector, epidemiology, flu variants, future outbreaks, Infectious disease outbreaks, infectious diseases, new variants, public health, research findings, response improvement, Server, tuberculosis variants, variant, viral, virus detection, virus identification, virus spread, whooping cough variants

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7263
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	35	Zombie Dances:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a system that can detect new variants of viruses in the game! imagine fighting off a super contagious flu zombie or a COVID creeper, it’s gonna be wild! we even have whooping cough skeletons and tuberculosis spiders roaming around, ready to infect your blocky world. join now for a chance to save the virtual universe from these deadly diseases and show off your survival skills like never before!

Harvest Fields 1.21.4

1.21.4, Addictive, agriculture, Animals, Challenging, crops, digital farming, Escape, escape reality, farming games, Fields, Harvest, Immersive, Management, Relaxing, simulation, strategy, stressful, time consuming, unwind, video games, virtual escape, virtual reality

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1402
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Secret Passages Found:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29

Yo, bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Forget about those boring farming games, this server will have you on the edge of your seat, sweating bullets and questioning your sanity!

Join this server if you want to experience the thrill of farming like never before. We’ll have you stressing out over every crop you plant and every animal you raise. It’s like Farmville on crack, man!

You think farming games are supposed to be relaxing? Ha! Not on this server, my dude. We’ll have you pulling your hair out in frustration and screaming at your computer screen. It’s a wild ride, let me tell ya.

So, if you’re ready to experience the most stressful farming game of your life, join our Minecraft server now! But be warned, once you’re in, there’s no turning back. Good luck, bro!

SinkCraft Minecraft Server

celiac disease, cervical cancer, dinner etiquette, disability, Economy, expensive food, family conflict, food allergies, food restrictions, gluten free, kitchen etiquette, Minecraft, ovarian cancer, Remission, Server, SinkCraft, special treat, SSDI, SSI, stealing food, waste of food, wheelchair bound

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4380
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where throwing dinners in the sink is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride of culinary chaos and food fights.

Imagine a world where you can build a giant sink just to throw your dinners in, all while riding a pig through a rainbow-filled sky. Our server is filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories, like the time a player built a castle out of mashed potatoes or when someone rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil creepers.

But the best part? We have a special gluten-free zone where players can only eat virtual gluten-free food, just like our hero who fought off the evil dinner-stealing husband. So come join us on this wacky journey and let’s throw some dinners in the sink together!

DressCodeDrama

anger, Apology, Boundaries, clothes, date, dress, DressCodeDrama, family dynamics, favorite dress, feeling good, magic dress, rental, satin slip dress, school formal, self worth, selfish, sister, standing up for myself, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3214
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Dimension Hops:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where standing your ground is not only encouraged, but celebrated! Just like how this player stood their ground to protect their precious “magic dress,” you can stand your ground against any pesky creepers or griefers trying to ruin your fun.

Join our server and show off your own “magic dress” – whether it’s enchanted diamond armor or a stylish cape, we support your fashion choices! And don’t worry, we won’t let anyone borrow your gear without permission.

Just like this player’s sister, who learned the hard way that clothes are meant to be respected, not just worn carelessly, you’ll learn valuable lessons about trust and boundaries on our server. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where you can dress to impress while battling it out in epic PvP battles?

So come on over to our server and show us what you’re made of – just make sure to protect your “magic dress” at all costs!

GirlNameGamer Minecraft SMP

Baby name, beautiful girl names, best girl names, classic girl names, cute girl names, elegant girl names, favorite girl name, favorite name, feminine names, girl name, GirlNameGamer, lovely girl names, Minecraft, modern girl names, most loved girl names, popular girl names, pretty girl names, smp, sweet girl names, top girl names, traditional girl names, trendy girl names, unique girl names

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	851
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

Bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously dude it’s lit AF. We got diamonds for days, like literally you can swim in them like Scrooge McDuck. And the mobs? Bro, they’re like straight outta a horror movie, but in a funny way. Like, one time I saw a creeper doing the cha-cha slide, it was wild man.

And the best part? The girls on this server, bro. They’re all named after food, like seriously. I met this chick named Taco and she was smokin’ hot, like hotter than a lava pit. And then there’s Sushi, she’s like the queen bee of the server, everyone bows down to her.

So, what’s your favorite girl name, bro? Come join us and maybe you’ll meet a girl named Pizza or something, who knows? Just don’t be a noob, okay? We don’t like noobs around here, they get eaten by zombies. True story, bro.

MineCraftyLoveBug

#better half, babe, baby, Beloved, boo, companion, Darling, Dear, Honey, love, Lover, MineCraftyLoveBug, Nickname, OTHER HALF, partner, Significant Other, soulmate, Spouse, sweetheart, sweetie, terms of endearment

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7865
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Void Armor Forged:	17
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Ores Mined:	4725	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Are you tired of your partner calling you boring old “babe” or “honey”? Well, on our Minecraft server, your partner can call you by your epic in-game username like “DiamondDestroyer69” or “CreeperSlayer9000”! Join us for a chance to spice up your relationship with some hilarious and outrageous nicknames!

BonusCraft: Evergreen Shipyard

20 months, appreciation, Benefits, BONUS, BonusCraft, Company, compensation, employees, evergreen, Financial, GIANT, incentive, Industry, loyalty, Maritime, Pay, Rewards, shipping, Shipyard, Staff, taiwan, Year End

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8629
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

lol imagine getting PAID 20 months’ worth of money in just ONE BONUS at this EPIC Minecraft server! like, forget about mining for diamonds, we’re mining for CASH, baby!

our server is so LIT, even the Taiwan shipping giant Evergreen is like, “we gotta get in on this action!” they’re giving their staff MAD bonuses just to join our server and build some sick ships or something.

come join us and get that FAT paycheck while you build the craziest creations you can think of. who needs diamonds when you can have DOLLAR BILLS, amirite? let’s get this BREAD, gamers!

Kelp Kingdom: Seeding & Depth

Aquaculture, biomass yield, cultivation methods, Depth, environmental impact, Kelp, Kingdom, marine agriculture, marine biodiversity, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine ecology, marine research, marine resources, northeast Atlantic, ocean farming, Saccharina latissima, seaweed cultivation, seaweed farming, seeding, small-scale cultivation, sugar kelp, sustainable farming, water depth

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8693
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Zombie Dances:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join a minecraft server that will blow ur mind?? well u gotta join this one cuz it’s like no other! we got sugar kelp that’s so big u can ride it like a boat! we experimented with different ways to plant it and how deep to put it in the water, and let me tell u, the results were INSANE!

come join us and see for urself how crazy things can get on this server. u won’t believe ur eyes when u see the size of our kelp forest. it’s like a jungle down there, but underwater! trust me, u won’t regret joining this server. it’s a wild ride from start to finish. so what are u waiting for? come join us now and see what all the hype is about!

Unite

Griefing Stealing Trust-based Discord Apply-here Channel Rules Community Friendly Active Economy Plugins PVP Events Creative Shop Land-claim Builds Minigames Adults-only, smp, unite

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7801
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Enchantments Applied:	110	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Villages Defended:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server IP	unitesmp.modrinth.gg
Apply Here	https://discord.gg/scWnGnhTDQ

This is a 1.21.1 survival SMP. Griefing and stealing is not allowed. The server is whitelisted and trust based! If you would like to apply, join the Discord server above and apply at the #apply-here channel!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing and stealing are not allowed on this server.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server provided and apply at the #apply-here channel.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Zionist Kingdom 1.20.2

$2.5 Billion, 1.20.2, Best Life, controversy, corrupt, first term, influence, ivanka trump, Jared Kushner, Kingdom, Kushner family, MAGA, Middle East relations., political corruption, political ties, Politics, power, Saudi Arabia, scandal, Trump administration, wealth, zionist, Zionist husband

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4338
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	349	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	12

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, Ivanka Trump is out here living her best life, thanks to her hubby Jared Kushner scoring a whopping $2.5 BILLION from Saudi Arabia during Trump’s corrupt first term.

I mean, if that’s not a reason to join this server, I don’t know what is! Come on, man, let’s make Minecraft great again! #MAGA

Don’t miss out on all the crazy shenanigans and wild adventures waiting for you on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

WifePhoneSecrets Minecraft Server

aita, breach of trust, business trip, Cheating, Communication Issues, coworker relationships, digital privacy, ESH, hidden folders, Infidelity, invasion of privacy, long term relationship, marriage troubles, Minecraft, nude selfies, relationship problems, Server, snapchat, suspicious behavior, trust issues, WifePhoneSecrets

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2303
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Potions Brewed:	91
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your wife’s Snapchat escapades? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this Reddit post.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re exploring the vast world or getting caught up in some scandalous pixelated affairs. Who needs nudes on a phone when you can have epic battles and secret alliances on our server?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as thrilling as finding hidden photos on your partner’s phone. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just remember, always keep your Minecraft secrets safe and sound, unlike some people we know… 😉

BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk

Assertiveness, BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk, body image, body shaming, Boundaries, Communication, Confidence, diabetes, discomfort, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, intervention, personal space, relationship issues, Respect, self esteem, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5174
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

Are you tired of dealing with body-shaming comments from your partner’s family? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your size doesn’t matter and your only worry is building the coolest virtual castle!

On our server, you can eat as many virtual snacks as you want without anyone judging you. In fact, we encourage it! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can be yourself without fear of body-shaming comments from anyone.

Plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest virtual cake in the server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a virtual unicorn through a rainbow-filled land. Who needs real-life drama when you can have that kind of fun in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the body-shamers behind. Let’s build a world where everyone is accepted and where the only thing that matters is having a good time. See you in the virtual world!

YoonCraft: Resisting MartialLaw

authoritarianism, bid, civil rights, constitutional crisis, Democracy, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, justice system, law enforcement, Legal System, martial law, MartialLaw, opposition, political leadership, political turmoil, Political unrest, protest, resist arrest, Resisting, Rule of Law, south korea, yoon, YoonCraft

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9054
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3874
Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6129
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Divine Spears Created:	30
Holy Grails Found:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Star Shards Collected:	104

So, like, you know how South Korea is all serious and stuff? Well, not on this server, bro! We got Yoon, the ultimate rebel, causing chaos and resisting arrest like a boss. Join our server and help Yoon take down the oppressive government with your epic building skills and mad PvP abilities. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from the authorities and plan our next move. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. Join now and be part of the revolution, dude!

PixelVascular Quest

PixelVascular, Quest

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	196
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
New Chunks Explored:	667757	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Votes:	2978	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Love Letters Sent:	13	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a magical all-optical 3D photoacoustic scanner that lets you see INSIDE the game in REAL TIME! see all the microvascular changes happening in your blocky world, like diabetes and inflammation – it’s like having x-ray vision but in minecraft!

watch as your friends marvel at your superpowers and become the ultimate ruler of the server with your newfound abilities. join now for the most mind-blowing minecraft experience of your life!

Players:	96/300	Votes:	5284
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Buildings Constructed:	30	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1717