join dis minecraft server if u want to experience the most EPIC adventure of ur life!! we got dragons flying around, unicorns pooping rainbows, and villagers who can actually hold a decent conversation (unlike ur ex).
we also have a secret underground lair where u can find the rarest diamonds and gold, but be careful cuz there’s a giant chicken guarding it (seriously, it’s like the size of a freakin’ T-Rex).
oh, and did i mention we have a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s pretty lit.
so come join us and let’s make memories that will make ur grandkids jealous. trust me, u won’t regret it (unless u get eaten by a zombie, but hey, that’s just part of the fun).
