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Minecraft Server: /lolg/ – Laugh Out Loud Gaming

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for our 15 Year Anniversary celebration where we have Music Fan Gragas throwing epic parties, Cosplayer Neeko showing off her amazing costumes, Esports Fan Trundle cheering on every player, and Ann-Sivir-sary giving out free skins like it’s nobody’s business!

But that’s not all! Our latest patch notes include adding flying pigs and rainbow unicorns to the game. And don’t even get me started on the PBE Patch Notes – we’re introducing a new dimension where you can ride on giant chickens and battle evil llamas!

Need some inspiration for your builds? Check out our account stats and model viewer to see the most epic creations on our server. And if you need some guidance, our OP pastebin has all the tips and tricks you need to dominate the game.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Absolutely Sick Of ‘Im Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all they do is mine and craft? Well, look no further because our server is absolutely sick of ‘im! We’ve got llamas riding pigs, chickens doing the moonwalk, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes before exploding! Join us for a wild ride full of chaos and laughter.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with all your favorite Minecraft mobs and maybe even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Love Letters Sent:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

AuntieSlayin’Craft

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Are you tired of judgmental adults who can’t handle being called out by a 5-year-old? Then join our Minecraft server, where kids rule and adults drool! Our server is a safe space for all, where even the youngest players can stand up to the haters.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that stands up for what’s right. Who needs adults when you have a squad of fearless 5-year-olds ready to take on the world? So come on, join us and show those judgy adults who’s boss!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

FearlessCraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you have to fear is running out of diamonds? Well, fear no more because on our server, you’ll have to overcome the fear of being chased by a pack of zombie chickens riding on top of creepers! Yes, you heard that right. These fearless fowl will stop at nothing to take you down and steal all your loot. But don’t worry, once you conquer this fear, you’ll be rewarded with epic loot and bragging rights for days. So come join us and show those zombie chickens who’s boss!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	101	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Animals Bred:	52
Mines Excavated:	3661	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CraftyMorningFun

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Do you wake up and immediately start mining for diamonds? Or maybe you prefer to tame a herd of wild pigs before breakfast? Well, whatever your morning routine may be, our Minecraft server has got you covered with all the craziness you could ever want!

Join us for a world where creepers are actually friendly and trade you rare items for hugs. Build a castle made entirely out of cake and watch as villagers flock to your sugary fortress. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as your wildest dreams, come join us and let the madness begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Villages Defended:	9	Zombie Dances:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CraftyAyatollahSafeHouse

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OMG U GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IRAN’S SUPREME LEADER WAS PLAYIN AND HE HAD TO MOVE TO SAFETY CUZ HE COULDN’T HANDLE THE EPICNESS! LIKE, THE CREEPERS WERE LITERALLY BOWING DOWN TO HIM, BUT HE WAS LIKE “NAH, I CAN’T HANDLE DIS, I’M OUT!” SO IF U WANNA BE MORE EPIC THAN IRAN’S SUPREME LEADER, JOIN DIS SERVER NOW! PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF U FIND THE SECRET DIAMOND MINE, U CAN SUMMON A HERD OF LLAMAS TO RIDE INTO BATTLE! YEAH, LLAMAS, NOT HORSES, LLAMAS! SO WHAT R U WAITIN FOR? JOIN NOW AND BECOME A LEGENDARY LLAMA RIDER!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Animals Bred:	51	Dimension Hops:	15
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Farms Harvested:	774
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Atoq’s Vanilla Adventure: Where even the creepers prefer their vanilla flavor!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
World Age	1.5+ years old
Events and Polls	Regular events and polls
Whitelist	Application required for access
Community	Active community and staff
Mods	In-game voice chat, art and music maker mods
Lore	Rich storyline and lore
Java Version	v1.19.3
Custom Origins	Unique origins and beliefs

Join our Discord for more information!

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Do I need to be a content creator to join?

No, being a content creator is not a requirement, but the server is tailored towards content creators.

How can I apply for whitelist?

You can apply for whitelist through our Discord server by filling out the application form.

What kind of events are hosted on the server?

We host various events such as building competitions, PvP battles, treasure hunts, and more.

Can I suggest new mods or features for the server?

Yes, we welcome suggestions from our community members and regularly consider adding new mods or features based on feedback.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Hiro’s Minecraft Server – The Destroyer

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Are you tired of dealing with hiro the slant eyed gook ruining your Minecraft experience? Look no further! Join our server and help us defeat this evil villain once and for all! With epic battles, crazy adventures, and the chance to save the Minecraft world from destruction, you won’t want to miss out on all the fun. Plus, rumor has it that hiro the slant eyed gook drops rare loot when defeated – so what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s show him who’s boss!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	67	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Naruto’s Minecraft SMP Village

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on any griefers trying to ruin the fun. Trust me, you don’t want to mess with these llama warriors.

2. The spawn point is actually a secret portal to a dimension filled with flying pigs and talking chickens. Who knows what kind of adventures await you there!

3. Our community is so welcoming that even the creepers have decided to join in on the fun. Don’t worry, they promise not to blow up your builds… most of the time.

4. Want to become a Minecraft millionaire? Well, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear somewhere on the server. Good luck finding it before someone else does!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of this wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft world. Just remember, this is canon and you will read it.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

VillagerRocketsBOOM

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Lol come join our epic Minecraft server where we blow up villages like Hezbollah but with TNT and creepers! Watch out for those pesky villagers trying to escape our wrath, but don’t worry, we’ve got diamond swords and enchanted armor to protect ourselves. Join us for some explosive fun and chaos, just like a real war zone but with pixelated blocks! Let’s show those creepers who’s boss and dominate the server with our epic builds and crazy antics. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	103	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Enival: Where the creepers are more trustworthy than your neighbor

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Enival Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Proximity chat	A voice chat mod to have more fun.
Nice community	A small, chill community that you can hang out with.
Votes and suggestions	Suggest and vote on changes for the server.
Whitelist	A safe, friendly server that requires you to apply to join.
Smooth gameplay	A few QoL mods for a better experience.
No TP	No such mods as /tpa or /home to keep the server vanilla.

FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I apply to join Enival?

A: You can apply in Discord by following this link: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server launched over a week ago.

Q: Can I explore the server world before joining?

A: Yes, you can check out the world map at http://45.81.254.14:6969

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6657
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Toilet-bound Hanako-kun Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you will be transported to the Hell of Mirrors! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that deep within the Spook 31 server lies a secret world filled with mirrors that reflect your deepest fears. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join us as we navigate through twisted mazes, battle creepy creatures, and try to escape the clutches of the Mirror Demon.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you can find the legendary Mirror Shield, you will gain the power to control the mirrors and bend them to your will. Imagine the possibilities! You could create infinite copies of yourself, confuse your enemies, or even trap them in a never-ending reflection loop.

So come join us on Spook 31: The Hell of Mirrors, where every corner holds a new surprise and every mirror has a story to tell. Just be careful not to get lost in your own reflection… or you may never find your way out!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Cuck Wins Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Join our server if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but enchanted potatoes and rubber chickens. Our spawn town is a chaotic mess of giant statues made entirely out of TNT, because why not?

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with them or fight against their potato-wielding rebellion?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly like a chicken. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Tattoo Drama Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as whimsical as a bunny with fairy wings? Look no further! Our server is filled with magical creatures and enchanting adventures that will make you feel like you’re in a fairy tale.

Join us and explore a world where bunnies soar through the sky and dragons roam free. Build your own castle and defend it against hordes of evil mobs. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for your 35 tattoos – in fact, we encourage you to show them off in our virtual world!

So why should you join our server? Well, let’s just say that our community is so supportive that even if your boyfriend doesn’t like your bunny tattoo, we’ll still love and appreciate you for who you are. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers)?

So come on, hop on over to our server and let’s make some magical memories together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a fairy godmother to grant you three wishes – or at least help you defeat the Ender Dragon. See you in the game!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2442	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Ores Mined:	674

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

ShowerCamShenanigans

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where privacy is our number one priority! Unlike public shower rooms, our virtual world has individual cabins with solid doors for all your gaming needs. No need to worry about unwanted videocalls revealing your pixelated secrets here!

Join us and avoid the drama of real life dormitories. Our community is filled with players who respect each other’s privacy and won’t hesitate to report any inappropriate behavior. Plus, we have a strict eviction policy for those who don’t follow the rules – just like in the story above!

So come on in and build your own virtual paradise without the fear of someone accidentally broadcasting it to the world. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandal-free? Join now and let the gaming adventures begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Mines Excavated:	4811	Runes Activated:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Farms Harvested:	345	Zombie Dances:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1