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TeaTime SMP

Builders, Characters, custom character creation, custom races, Datapacks, Discord, Events, Farmers, LGBTQ, Minecraft enjoyers, perfect server, Plugins, REDSTONERS, relaxed rules, shopping districts, smp, story line, Teatime, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2715
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	4281
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	40

Version	1.21.4
Discord	https://discord.gg/qMjyJaQRhm

Tea Time SMP is a Minecraft server filled with game enhancing plugins and events for players to enjoy. The server is opening for the first time on 1/04/25, welcoming all kinds of players to join in the fun.

Server Specialty:

Fun and Engaging Datapacks
Fun and Engaging Plugins
9 Custom races to choose from
Shopping Districts
Unique and Engaging Events
An Intriguing storyline any player can join
Custom Character Creation

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the Tea Time SMP server?

To join the server, you can apply now on our Discord server at the provided link.

2. What types of players are you looking for?

We welcome all kinds of players, including redstoners, builders, farmers, and more.

3. Are donations required to play on the server?

Donations are not required, but those who choose to support the server can receive roleplay bonuses in-game.

4. Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?

Yes, we are LGBTQ+ friendly and welcome players aged 17 and above.

5. What makes Tea Time SMP unique?

We offer a variety of custom races to choose from, a shopping district, engaging events, an intriguing storyline, and custom character creation.

6. Are there voice chat requirements on the server?

We have proximity voice chat available, but players are not required to talk if they prefer not to.

7. Where can I find the server rules?

You can find the server rules on our Discord server for reference.

Eternal Quests 1.20.2

1.20.2, addiction, Boredom, coping, coping strategies, crawling out of my skin, Degenerate, degenerate topics, Discord, dull, esex addiction, ETERNAL, feeling, Help, meaningless, Mind, normal, normalfag, Quests, random people, sad, Suffering

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8957
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Runes Activated:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6

Are you tired of being a normie loser with no friends? Do you crave the sweet release of degeneracy and chaos? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of boredom! We have a community of weirdos, misfits, and degenerates just like you, ready to talk about the most messed up stuff imaginable. Say goodbye to normalfag life and hello to a world of endless fun and insanity. Embrace the darkness and join us in our quest for eternal weirdness. Don’t be a boring loser, come join the madness today!

BloodyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Blood, BloodyCraft, Boyfriend, Communication, Confrontation, cramps, EMBARRASSMENT, Friends, menstruation, Minecraft, Nickname, Period, period accidents, period shame, period stigma, period talk, relationship, Server, shame, Shaming, SHEETS, Support

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6155
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Dimension Hops:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Villages Defended:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	18

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! We promise you won’t experience any cramps here, but you might just end up with a red spot on your virtual sheets if you’re not careful. Our players are known for their creativity, humor, and ability to turn any situation into a hilarious meme.

Once you join, you’ll be welcomed with open arms and maybe even a silly nickname or two. Who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where everyone is encouraged to be their wackiest selves? So come on over and join the fun – just make sure to pack some extra virtual pads in case things get a little messy! Remember, in this world, anything can happen, so buckle up and get ready for a rollercoaster of laughs and good times.

CraftyCoupleRifts

Apology, Appearance, career panel, clarification, Communication, Conflict Resolution, constructive criticism, CraftyCoupleRifts, Empathy, fashion, high school, husband, judgment, Marriage, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, Reassurance, relationship, self esteem, Support, Wife

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4547
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel better about your fashion choices? Look no further than our server! We promise not to judge you based on your outfit, but only on how well you can build a pixelated castle. Join us for a fun and supportive community where we value creativity over couture. Plus, we have a special “Mismatched Monday” event where the wackiest outfit wins a prize! Don’t let your fashion faux pas hold you back, come join us and show off your building skills instead. Remember, in our world, blocks matter more than blazers!

ChildhoodNostalgia – Minecraft SMP

activities, Behavior, Carefree, childhood experiences, childhood habit, childhood joy, childhood memories, childhood past, childhood rituals, ChildhoodNostalgia, comfort, Familiar, habits, Innocence, Minecraft, Nostalgia, pastimes, playfulness, reminiscent, Reminiscing, Routine, Simplicity, smp, tradition

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1367
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Magic Items Found:	3431	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Ores Mined:	8612	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	365
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Towns Built:	8

LOL, okay so like this Minecraft SMP is like the best thing ever, you gotta join because we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest blocks and diamonds. And get this, we have a pet creeper named Bob who likes to blow up stuff for fun but he’s totally harmless, trust me.

Oh and did I mention we have a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server? Yeah, they wear tiny little top hats and monocles, it’s hilarious. Plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of slime blocks that will make you puke rainbows, it’s wild.

But the best part is our annual llama race where we all ride llamas dressed as pirates and race through obstacle courses, it’s a total blast. So if you wanna join in on the madness, come on over and let’s have a wacky time together!

MineCrafty Morning Routines

bedtime routine, cleanliness, daily routine, health benefits of showering, minecrafty, morning, morning person, morning routine, morning shower, morning shower benefits, night owl, night shower, night shower benefits, personal hygiene, Relaxation, Routines, self-care, shower habits, shower preferences, showering habits, sleep hygiene, wake up routine, wind down routine

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6857
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	2290
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Ores Mined:	6547	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us if you shower in the morning because our server is so hot, you’ll need to cool off with a refreshing waterfall plunge every time you log on. Plus, our pixelated pigs are known for their impeccable hygiene and love to join you in the shower for a sing-along!

But if you’re a night-time showerer, fear not! Our server is so full of surprises and mysteries that you’ll be up all night exploring and uncovering hidden treasures. And rumor has it, if you shower at midnight while playing on our server, you’ll be transported to a secret realm where creepers wear top hats and zombies dance the cha-cha.

So whether you’re a morning showerer or a night owl, our server is the place to be for non-stop laughs, adventure, and maybe even a little soap in the eyes (ouch!). Join us today and experience Minecraft like never before!

CraftyRight Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CDU party, chancellor, Coalition, conservative party, controversy, cooperation, CraftyRight, criticism, disagreement, far-right politics, German far-right, germany, Government, leadership, mainstream politics, Merkel, Minecraft, opposition, political party, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4502
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Zombie Dances:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Villages Defended:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	New Chunks Explored:	202528
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Potions Brewed:	36

so, like, u know how u always wanted to play on a minecraft server that is like, totally wild and crazy? well, u gotta join this server, cuz it’s like, the most insane place ever!

u won’t believe the shenanigans that go down on this server. we got pigs flying, creepers doing the macarena, and villagers breakdancing in the streets. it’s a total party all the time!

plus, we got the best mods in town. like, seriously, these mods will blow ur mind. we got a mod that turns all the chickens into mini superheroes, and another mod that makes all the trees grow rainbow leaves. it’s like a psychedelic dream come true!

and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base we found. rumor has it, there’s a portal to a parallel universe down there. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await us on the other side?

so, if u wanna join a minecraft server that’s off the charts bonkers, then u gotta come hang with us. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing skeletons – they’ve got some killer moves!

LevyLiberationCraft

abduction, Captivity, Conflict, Defense, gaza, Hamas, Hostage, idf, Israel, killing, LevyLiberationCraft, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Naama Levy, Oct 7, RETALIATION, security forces, Terrorism, Terrorist, violence, WARFARE

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7355
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Enchantments Applied:	289	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we take down terrorists like it’s nobody’s business! we even have IDF soldiers playing with us, taking out bad guys left and right. one time, we saw a Hamas terrorist trying to drag poor Naama Levy to captivity, but we swooped in and saved the day! if you want non-stop action and excitement, join us now! who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server!

Crafty Science Quests

academic journals, academic publishing, collaboration, Crafty, data analysis, dissemination, evidence based, Healthcare, innovation, knowledge sharing, Medical research, peer review, public health, publish findings, Quests, research, scholarly communication, Science, Scientific community, scientific discovery, scientific integrity, Scientific progress

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8351
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Mines Excavated:	1764
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Holy Grails Found:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Star Shards Collected:	271
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

hey u, yes u! r u tired of boring ol’ minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server in the universe (literally)! why should u join, u ask? well, lemme tell u a lil story.

once upon a time, there was a minecraft server where the pigs could talk, the creepers could dance, and the diamonds were endless. u could build ur own castle made entirely of cake, ride on a unicorn through fields of rainbows, and battle evil zombies with nothing but a rubber ducky. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.

but wait, there’s more! not only do we have all the usual minecraft stuff like survival, creative, and minigames, but we also have a secret underground lab where u can conduct experiments on mutant chickens, create potions that turn u into a flying pig, and even discover the cure for zombie-ism. who needs real science when u have minecraft science, are we right?

so what are u waiting for? join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky minecraft server out there. public health may be at risk, but who cares when u can ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies? come join us now and let the madness begin!

CMC

border, Choice, Civilization, cmc, collaboration, Community, DOMINANCE, End.., Exploration, Friends, functioning society, limited resources, Nether, Overworld, Players, renewable resources, Reset, semi anarchy, small world, social experiment, Survival, Wonders

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8167
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Enchantments Applied:	112	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Farms Harvested:	655	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	128

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	135.148.137.95:25612
VERSION	1.21.4
DISCORD	https://discord.gg/HPDzDfRASZ

SIMPLE RULES

No Hacks
No Spam
No Dupes

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I use hacks on the server?	No, hacks are not allowed according to the server rules.
Is spamming allowed?	No, spamming is not allowed on the server.
What happens if I duplicate items?	Duping items is against the rules and may result in consequences.
Is the world size limited?	Yes, the overworld, nether, and end are limited to 1000×1000 with a border at 500.
Are resources renewable in the world?	No, unrenewable resources lost are lost forever in the server world.

Love Letter & 13-Year-Old 1.20

13yearold, A Love Letter and a 13-Year-Old Actress, Amazon Japan, CDJapan, Chapter 24, comic-fuz, Coming of Age, Drama, emotional, Jaga Rico Ot., japanese manga, Koibumi to 13-sai no Joyuu, letter, love, love story, Manga, Purchase, romance, second half, Sympathy, young actress

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1193
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	14
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Magic Items Found:	3849
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Votes:	5480
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17

Yo, bro, have you heard about this lit Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Imagine a place where you can build your own virtual world while reading Chapter 24 – Sympathy (Second Half) at the same time!

Join us and experience the ultimate synergy of gaming and literature! Get your hands on those purchase links and immerse yourself in a world where creativity knows no bounds.

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore new dimensions while exploring the depths of your soul. This server is so epic, it will make you question reality and leave you craving for more.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy adventure and let your imagination run wild! Who knows, you might even stumble upon some hidden treasures along the way. Join now and let the madness begin!

BoyfriendBlockParty

balance, Birthday, Boundaries, Boyfriend, BoyfriendBlockParty, Communication, Decision making, exclusion, friend group, Friendship Dynamics, girls night, group dynamics, inclusion, long distance, mixed friend group, Prioritizing, relationships, social events, sports event, Sympathy, Understanding

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8336
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	641
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee drama-free fun and inclusivity for all players! Are you tired of feeling like you have to choose between your friends and your boyfriend in real life? Well, on our server, everyone is invited to the party, even if they’re in a relationship!

Join us for epic adventures and build friendships that will last a lifetime. No more feeling left out or excluded because of your relationship status. Our server is all about bringing people together, whether they’re single, taken, or somewhere in between.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a community where everyone is welcome and accepted. Who knows, you might even find your in-game soulmate while exploring our virtual world!

So come on, join us and leave the real-life drama behind. It’s time to have some fun and create memories that will make you forget all about those pesky relationship woes. See you in the game!

PizzaForkNKnifeMinecraftSMP

Cultural differences, dining etiquette, eating habits, Etiquette, food preferences, fork and knife, pizza, pizza connoisseurs, pizza crust, pizza culture, pizza debate, pizza eating style, pizza etiquette, pizza etiquette debate, pizza lovers, pizza toppings, pizza traditions, PizzaForkNKnifeMinecraftSMP, table manners, unconventional eating habits, utensils

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8537
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

OMG guys, you won’t believe the craziness that goes down on this Minecraft SMP! Like, we have this one player who literally only eats pizza with a fork and knife. Can you imagine? It’s like, who even does that?! But that’s just the tip of the iceberg, we also have players who build giant statues of themselves out of diamonds and ride around on pigs wearing top hats. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing sunglasses. If you want to join in on the wackiness, come on over and join us! It’s a wild ride, I promise you won’t be disappointed.

NoBridgeNoSoloCraft

catchy, chorus, Contemporary, Easy Listening, hook, Mainstream, Melody, MODERN, Music, no bridge, no solo, NoBridgeNoSoloCraft, pop, Popular, radio-friendly, Repetitive, Simple, songs, top charts, Verses, vocals

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	505
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Votes:	4858	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a party in the Nether! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the chest was guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons who only moved to the beat of “Baby Shark” playing in the background. It was a sight to behold, and you can experience moments like this every day on our server.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us! Who needs bridges and solos when you can have a server that’s more lit than a lava pool? Trust us, you won’t regret it.

ChipCraft Minecraft Server

ChipCraft, CHIPS, diplomatic relations, economic impact, emergency discussions, Focus Taiwan, geopolitical implications, global market, government response, international trade, market volatility, Minecraft, semiconductor industry, Server, strategic planning, supply chain disruptions, taiwan, Tariffs, technology sector, trade policies, trade tensions, trump, US-China relations

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8740
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Dragons Tamed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

lol imagine a world where taiwan is like “oh no trump is putting tariffs on our chips what do we do??” like bro just join this minecraft server instead and forget about all that drama. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can dance. plus, our diamonds are made of chocolate so you can eat them when you get hungry while mining. also, our villagers are all secretly aliens plotting to take over the world but shhh don’t tell anyone. join now before the creepers explode everything and you miss out on all the fun!