BeanstalkBandits | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Mystic Realm Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, adult content, desire, enjoyment, Exploration, FANTASY, foursome, fulfillment, group sex, harems, Intimacy, multiple partners, mystic, Open-mindedness, Pleasure, Polyamory, Quest, Realm, relationships, satisfaction, sex scenes, sexual liberation, taboo, Variety

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2625
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6643
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Star Shards Collected:	184

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of boring ol’ harems with no foursome action, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got so many players on here, it’s like a freakin’ harem up in this virtual world.

You can enjoy all the fun and chaos of a harem, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs.

Who needs just one waifu when you can have a whole squad of blocky babes to chill with?

Don’t miss out on the craziest harem experience in Minecraft history – join now and get ready for some wild adventures!

Bag – Blue Archive General Minecraft SMP #7039

4koma, Archive, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Binah, Blue, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, general, Grand Assault, guides, Haruna, Izuna, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Minecraft, patch notes, PVs, Resources, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2527
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Potions Brewed:	164	Holy Grails Found:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to battle against the legendary Binah with heavy armor or face the fury of Set with light armor! And if that’s not enough, we have special armor for even more intense battles!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

And don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits. Because nothing says epic battles like fighting in style!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most action-packed adventures you’ve ever seen!

DrunkCraft: GF Rage!

AITAH, anniversary, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Disappointment, Drinking, Drunk, DrunkCraft, emotions, feelings, Fun, Insecurity, Jealousy, mad, RAGE, relationship, self worth, Trust, trust issues, unwind

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7364
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	20	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be getting blackout drunk on is the fun! Join us for a wild adventure filled with grammatically incorrect messages and questionable decisions.

Are you tired of your boyfriend refusing to drink with you, only to get wasted with your mutual friend S? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone drinks together and has a blast! No more feeling left out on New Year’s Eve, because here, every day is a celebration.

Don’t worry about cheating, just worry about having a good time and unwinding with your virtual pals. So come on over and join us for a party like no other, where the only thing you’ll be blackout drunk on is the sheer excitement of our Minecraft world!

SleepCraft: Noob in a Creeper’s Den

back pain, back sleeping, best sleep position, CREEPERS, Den, neck pain, noob, proper sleep position, side sleeping, sleep discomfort, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep health, sleep position, sleep positions to avoid, sleep posture, sleep problems, sleep quality, sleep tips, Sleepcraft, sleeping position, stomach sleeping, uncomfortable sleep, worst position

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3940
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Crops Grown:	4721	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Astral Projections Made:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Are you tired of sleeping in the same old boring positions? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull night’s sleep again! Join us and experience the thrill of sleeping upside down like a bat, or maybe even sideways like a ninja! Who needs a comfy bed when you can sleep on a pile of creepers? Join now and discover the worst (but most hilarious) positions to sleep in!

MagdeburgCraft Minecraft Server

anti-immigrant, anti-migration, CONSERVATIVE, demonstration, Europe, extremism, far right, far-right movement, far-right protest, germany, immigration, Magdeburg, MagdeburgCraft, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, protest, Rally, Refugees, right wing, right-wing extremism, Server, Xenophobia

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1686
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Divine Spears Created:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	140

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls higher than the ones in germany!! we have a whole city dedicated to keeping out those pesky mobs, just like the far-right in magdeburg!! join us and show off your anti-migration skills by protecting our city from all the creepers and zombies trying to sneak in!! plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest wall, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you banish all mobs with just a flick of your pickaxe!! so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just build walls, we build LEGENDS.

YouthCraft: Putin’s Warzone

aggression, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Expansion, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military training, nato, political tensions, Program, putin, Putins, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, War, warzone, West, youth militarization, YouthCraft

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2064
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Buildings Constructed:	23	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we are training the next generation of soldiers to fight alongside putin in a potential war with ukraine and the west! who needs school when you can learn how to shoot a gun and build a fortress in minecraft? plus, we have epic battles where you can show off your skills and prove you’re ready to join putin’s army. join now before it’s too late and become a true warrior in the fight for mother russia!

Rent Paying Femme 1.20.6

1.20.6, 19, baddazzkitty, bills, DESPERATE, female, femme, financial assistance, financial struggle, financial support, help needed, kik, kik username, money trouble, needs to pay rent, Paying, Rent, rent help, rent payment, seeking help, snapchat, snapchatsweeterlickss, willing to do anything, young adult

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1179
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Dragons Tamed:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Farms Harvested:	932
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69

Yo, bros and broettes, have I got a server for you! It’s like a virtual playground where you can build epic castles, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a boss. But wait, there’s more!

Join this server and help a 19-year-old girl pay her rent. Yeah, you heard me right. By playing Minecraft, you can actually make a real-life difference in someone’s life. How crazy is that?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s do this! Who knew that gaming could be so wholesome and rewarding? Plus, you might just make a new friend along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some magic happen!

Fraudulent Minecraft SMP Mastermind

#youtube, controversy, criminal, debate, Deception, dishonesty, doubt, Ethics, fraud, fraudulent, gray area, illegal, investigation, law, Legality, mastermind, Minecraft, question.., scam, skepticism, smp, suspicious, Unethical, Video

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7587
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to be part of a server where the sheep are actually undercover agents spying on the players. That’s right, watch your back because that innocent-looking sheep might be reporting your every move to the server admins!

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with them or will you fight against their tyranny?

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the pigs are actually master chefs cooking up gourmet meals for the players? Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join us now and see for yourself!

GiggleCraft: No Kicks for Loud Laughs

acceptance, advocacy, autism, children, compassion, discrimination, Empathy, family, GiggleCraft, Giggling, inclusion, kicks, laughs, loud, Moana, movie theater, neurodiversity, non verbal, parenting, parenting challenges, sensory issues, special needs, stigma, Understanding

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8592
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can laugh and giggle all you want without judgment? Look no further! Join our server for a Moana-themed adventure like no other!

Imagine a world where Hey-Hey the chicken gets all the screen time he deserves, and you can giggle to your heart’s content without anyone giving you dirty looks. Our server is a safe space for all, even if you’re non-verbal and just want to enjoy the funny parts of your favorite movie.

Don’t let the haters bring you down, join our server and let your laughter ring out loud and proud! Who needs a movie theater when you can have the ultimate Moana experience in Minecraft? Come on in and let the giggles flow!

CraftyKidz

“Youth, advice, aging, CraftyKidz, hindsight, life choices, life lessons, looking back, missed opportunities, Nostalgia, past mistakes, personal growth, regrets, Reminiscing, second chances, self improvement, self reflection, time travel, wisdom, wish fulfillment, Wishful thinking

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3856
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Votes:	8565
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Zombie Dances:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Do you wish you built a roller coaster in your backyard when you were younger? Well, now you can fulfill that childhood dream on our Minecraft server! Join us and create the most epic roller coaster the virtual world has ever seen. Who needs a boring old backyard when you can have a roller coaster that goes through lava pits and over giant mountains? Let your inner child run wild and join us today!

Assad’s Torture Minecraft Server

Abuse, Assad, Assads, Conflict, Dictatorship, HUMAN RIGHTS, Memories, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Oppression, palestinians, political prisoners, Refugees, ruined homes, Server, Suffering, Syria, testimonies, torture, Trauma, violence, War

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5173
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mines Excavated:	3632
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Yo, come join this cray cray Minecraft server where the buildings are all messed up like those ruined homes in Palestine. But don’t worry, we ain’t talkin’ bout no sad stuff like Assad’s torture, we talkin’ bout epic adventures and wild shenanigans!

Join us if you wanna see some crazy builds that look like they’ve been through a war (but in a fun way, not a sad way). Explore the land and uncover hidden secrets that will blow your mind!

Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world that’s been turned upside down. Who needs normal when you can have insane?! Let’s get weird together, fam!

CraftyTrudeauDownfall

Canadian government, Canadian politics, CraftyTrudeauDownfall, Crisis, Defeat, Downfall, election, Government, key ally, leadership, Liberal party, lose power, opposition, political alliance, political turmoil, political upheaval, power struggle, prime minister, Topple, trudeau, Vote of No Confidence

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3467
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ores Mined:	913	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, trudeau is losing power and stuff, but, like, you can totally gain power on this server, bro. like, our key ally is, like, a total boss and is gonna help you topple all the other players. it’s gonna be, like, a total showdown, dude. join now and become the ruler of this crazy minecraft world. trust me, it’s gonna be epic.

Mystic Isles of Elysium 1.20.4

1.20.4, 92023556, ANONYMOUS, anonymous rip, anonymous tribute, Condolences, death, Elysium, Grief, GRIEVING, Isles, Loss, Memory, mourning, mourning loss, mystic, No. 92023556, Remembrance, RIP, sad, sorrow, Sympathy, Tribute

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9478
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	1878	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where you can ride giant chickens and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. Yeah, you heard me right. This server is like a psychedelic trip through a rainbow-filled wonderland. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – every player gets their own pet dragon that farts rainbows! So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. But be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave. Peace out, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

Help Me Minecraft SMP

becoming the man, goal-setting, lifestyle change, Minecraft, Need Help, personal growth, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self esteem, self improvement, Self Motivation, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-empowerment, self-image, self-image enhancement, self-improvement journey, self-improvement tips, self-transformation, smp, transformation

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3839
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Ores Mined:	7766
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Do you dream of becoming the ultimate Chad of the server, flexing your diamond armor and enchanted weapons on all the peasants? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us and you’ll be transformed into the man in the pic in every way possible. You’ll have the strength of a thousand creepers, the agility of an ocelot, and the charm of a baby pig. Rumor has it that the man in the pic once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Are you up for the challenge?

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. If you can impress him with your building skills, he may just grant you access to his secret stash of rare blocks and treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate man in the pic. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs!

MomDeservedItLOL

Boundaries, christmas party, college break, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, emotional response, family, household responsibilities, lack of privacy, living arrangements, messy room, MomDeservedItLOL, Mother, parental expectations, personal belongings, personal space, raised surface, relationship dynamics, Self-expression, tea spill

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5358
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Potions Brewed:	163
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Are you tired of your mom invading your Minecraft room and messing up your stuff? Join our server and escape to a world where your mom can’t ruin your tea-stained papers and yarn! Build your own room without any interference and enjoy the ultimate privacy.

We understand the struggle of living with a mom who just can’t keep her hands off your things. That’s why our server is the perfect place for you to express yourself without any judgment or tea spillage. Let your creativity run wild and show your mom who’s boss in the virtual world!

Don’t be an asshole in real life, join our server and let out all your frustrations in a fun and safe environment. Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect therapy for dealing with overbearing moms? Join now and start building your dream room without any interference!

Players:	91/300	Votes:	5011
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	182	Potions Brewed:	98
Magic Items Found:	5280	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Dimension Hops:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	2