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Wave of Redditors Minecraft SMP

4chan, 4chan culture, Community Integration, digital communities, Digital culture, integration, internet behavior, internet culture, internet subcultures, internet trends, Meme culture, Minecraft, online collaboration, online communities, online forums, online interaction, reddit, redditors, smp, social media, social media integration, social-networking, WAVE

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is a wild mix of Redditors and 4chan users trying to coexist peacefully (spoiler alert: it never works).

Join us for epic battles over whether cats or dogs are superior, intense debates about pineapple on pizza, and heated discussions about the best way to build a dirt house.

But beware, things can get pretty crazy around here. One time, someone built a giant statue of Pepe the Frog that came to life and started terrorizing the server. Another time, a group of Redditors tried to overthrow the 4chan mods by spamming them with wholesome memes.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts chaos and hilarity, come join us! Just be prepared to defend your memes and your dignity at all costs.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Cheat Slayer Minecraft Server

A, Anime, Characters, Cheat, Cheat Slayer, comedy, controversial, discussion, Entertainment, forum, funny, hate, hilarious, internet, japanese, Manga, meme, Minecraft, Otaku, Parody, Plot, series, Server, slayer

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most absurd place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon can’t stop laughing!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing!

And if you’re feeling brave, take a trip to our haunted mansion where the ghosts will challenge you to a game of hide and seek. Just be careful not to get spooked!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life. And remember, if you’re not laughing, you’re not playing on our server!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Magic Crystals Found:	16

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CraftyAnthroMinecraft SMPFemmesDominatingMinecraft SMPHumansMinecraft SMPGeneralMinecraft SMP1035

adult content, ANTHOLOGY, Anthro, Character development, CraftyAnthroMinecraft, dominant women, fanfiction, FANTASY, femdom, femdom stories, Furry, furry general, h game, Human Males, leashes, non-human female, relationships, romance, SMP1035, SMPFemmesDominatingMinecraft, SMPGeneralMinecraft, SMPHumansMinecraft, Stories, submissive males

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where anthro females dominate human males in a world filled with leashes and excitement! Join us for a wild ride of dominant women and subby males, but remember, NO ERP and definitely NO Cuckold/NTR allowed. Trolls will be hidden and ignored faster than you can say “fur-tastic!”

Our stories are as wild as our gameplay, with tales like “High Voltage” where sparks fly, or “Pouting Over Poutine” where things get saucy. And who can forget “In the Hall of the Mountain King” where the mountain isn’t the only thing that’s rising?

But wait, there’s more! Explore the City of Glass, fall from grace, or visit the Anthrodale Development Committee for some anthro dating fun. And if you’re feeling adventurous, check out our ADHG Anthro Dating H-Game for a truly immersive experience.

So grab your pickaxe and join us on this crazy adventure filled with furries, dominance, and maybe even a little romance. Just remember to keep it wild and woolly, because in this SMP, anything goes!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Server Welcome! What are you capable of? Minecraft server

adventurers, bounty hunter, Cases, Clan, complex mobs, control, destiny, Dungeons, Exploration, Farming, Fresh Server, hidden mechanics, Immersive, player relationships, Plugins, PvP, robbery, Roles, Survival, Trade, Tribute, Vanilla

The server is dedicated to complex Vanilla+ survival with immersive plugins and sometimes very complex mobs! The player will find himself in a world with an open PVP mode and virtually no regulation of player relationships. Everyone chooses their own path! Someone wants to rob graves, someone wants to explore the world, someone wants to farm level 40+ mobs, someone wants to trade. There is an unlimited number of roles on the server, as well as permitted (within the limits of decency) actions! Do you want to create a clan and collect tribute from players? Do you want to rob clans? Do you want to be a bounty hunter? Everything is in your hands! All you need to do is Survive! The game features more than 10 hidden mechanics that improve gameplay, create the necessary conditions for the player and allow him to choose where and how to go. Also, there are more than 30 custom dungeons on the server, which will definitely not let avid adventurers get bored!

It’s also a big plus – the server is completely fresh, and everyone can grab the chance to become someone more, and control not only their own destiny, but also the destinies of other players. Go for it 😉

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

LoveCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, coming out, Corruption, dude, emotional connection, experimentation, fall in love, Gay, Intimacy, LGBTQ, love, love advice, lovecraft, man, Minecraft, personal growth, relationships, same sex relationships, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, Server, sex, sexual orientation

Are you tired of just hooking up with dudes and not finding true love? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and let the pixelated love stories begin. Build a castle for your potential man, go on virtual dates under the stars, and maybe even have a Minecraft wedding! Who needs real-life love when you can find it in the blocky world of Minecraft? Join now and let the corruption of love take over!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

The Space Cadet Minecraft SMP

better, Cadet, Competition, Defeat, Defense, defensive mistakes, gf, Hockey, Improvement, Lapses, Minecraft, MISTAKES, mistakes prevention, NHL, Opponents, Outplayed, Pacific teams, Performance, scoring, Shocked, smp, Space, strategy, Vegas

Are you tired of making defensive mistakes against teams like Vegas in Minecraft? Do you constantly find yourself shocked at losing battles even though you outplayed your opponents? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us and stop banking on game mechanics like gf% and start dominating with your skills and strategies. We need players who can avoid those pesky lapses in judgment, especially when facing off against those pesky Pacific teams. So come on, join us and show everyone what you’re made of in this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Euro Poor Escape Minecraft Server

Apathy, Birth Rates, cultural malaise, Despair, disillusionment, economic struggles, Escape, EURO, Europe, europoor, existential crisis, generational despair, hopelessness, lack of motivation, lack of opportunity, Life, mental health, Minecraft, Poor, sense of purpose, Server, societal issues, societal norms, societal pressure, Stagnation

Are you tired of being stuck in Europoor forever? Do you feel like your fire for life has been extinguished by the dreary surroundings? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the Europoor life and embark on epic adventures in a world where the possibilities are endless!

Join us and witness the legendary tale of Steve, the fearless miner who defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden pickaxe and a dream. Or how about the time when a group of players built a giant statue of a llama that shot lasers out of its eyes? Anything is possible on our server!

So why wait? Join now and say goodbye to the Europoor life. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden portal to a land of infinite diamonds and cake!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Crypto Creeper SMP – Day 322

1 million people., 1400%, 2021 ATH, 21 tokens, alternative Bitcoins, Anons, BCH Cash, bitcoin cash, btc, Chan, creeper, Crypto, Day, Day 322, frens, konnichiwa, make it stack, normies, Recap, smp, Triple

Hey there, fellow BCH Cash Anons and friends! Are you tired of those normies hogging all the BTC? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all your alternative Bitcoin needs!

Join us as we embark on a wild journey to reach the 2021 ATH of 1400 BCH, and maybe even triple it because why not? The real goal here is to stack up those sweet 21 tokens, because let’s be real, only 1 million people in the world can have that many.

So come on, join us on this crazy ride and let’s make some virtual money moves together! Who knows, maybe you’ll become a BCH billionaire in no time. Let’s show those normies what we’re made of!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

PixelCraft – FPSpec Minecraft Server

Arya Kuroha, Azeria.EVE, Azusa Honami, Bluebell.EVE, Elyza.EVE, fpspec, Hysteria.EVE, Jira Jisaki, Kana Sasara, Koma Oboro, Lumi Yukime, Miki Hitsugi, Minecraft, Minya Scott, Mischief.EVE, Miu Akumiya, Mukuro Owarino, Nano Kozuya, Narin Mikure, pixelcraft, Planei Hoshikuzu, Remia Aotsuki, Riko Solari, Seira Chinen, Server, Siu Aisaka, Specialite General, Specialite., Tsukasa Ryogoku, Utahime Mochizuki, Victoria Valerie, VSPO, VSPO EN, Yoru Yorumo

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Join us at VSPO! EN & Specialite General for a wild ride like no other. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

First of all, our server is filled with special talents that will blow your mind. From Remia Aotsuki to Arya Kuroha, these players will take your gaming experience to a whole new level. And don’t even get me started on the Gen 1 and Gen 2 players – they’re like Minecraft gods!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Mischief’s birthday merch is on sale until Dec 9. And Jira’s birthday merch? You have until Nov 17 to grab it! Plus, Mukuro’s birthday merch is available until Dec 2, so don’t miss out on that epic loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at VSPO! EN & Specialite General for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Talk to me now I’m older Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, Older, smp, Talk

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Need a break from the real world? Join us for some virtual fun and shenanigans.

Picture this: Friday nights filled with forties and parties, all in the comfort of your own blocky world. Your friends are away, your parents are out of town – it’s the perfect time to escape reality and dive into the madness of our server.

12:51 is the time to log on and let loose. Let your voice be heard as you build, explore, and conquer the virtual landscape. Kiss your worries goodbye and embrace the chaos of our community.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP around. Who needs real life when you can have this much fun in the digital realm? Let’s get building, mining, and causing mayhem together!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Pirate’s Cove Minecraft Server

addiction, Behavior, Bet.., consequences, Cove, Entertainment, Ethics, fake feeling, free games, gambling, Gaming, justification, LOSING, mindset, Minecraft, Pirates, pirating games, profit, Psychology, rationalization, Risk, Server, Thrill, winning

Arr matey! Are ye ready to set sail on the most epic Minecraft server in all the seven seas? Join our crew and plunder treasures while placing bets on who can build the best pirate ship! With our unique combination of pirating and gambling, you’ll feel like a true buccaneer with every block you place. So hoist the Jolly Roger and join us on the high seas for a gaming experience like no other! Just remember, if you lose, it’s all just pretend booty anyway!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Bakuman Daily Minecraft SMP Shenanigans

Bakuman, Daily, Hiatus, Manga, Manga community, manga daily, manga delay, Manga discussion, Manga fans, manga hiatus, Manga News, manga release, manga release date, manga rumors, manga schedule, manga updates, Minecraft, missing, series, Shenanigans, smp, update

Oh, honey, let me tell you the tea! So, basically, the Bakuman daily got taken over by a group of llamas who are now running the show. Yeah, you heard me right, llamas! They’re making all the decisions now and they’ve got some wild ideas for the server. Like, they want to build a giant llama statue in the spawn area and have llama races every Saturday. It’s a whole llama drama, I tell ya!

But hey, if you want in on the chaos and llama shenanigans, then you gotta join this Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t find a more wacky and unpredictable server out there. Plus, rumor has it that if you can beat the llamas in a build battle, they’ll crown you the llama king or queen. So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s see if you’ve got what it takes to rule over the llama kingdom!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

⭐ MineRich ⭐┃➤ Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock 💥 Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, feelings, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, sex, Skyblock, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, tops, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Repeal the 22nd Amendment Minecraft Server

22nd, 22nd amendment, amendment, America, constitutional law, Democracy, Economy, election, FDR, Government, History, leadership, Minecraft, Politics, Presidency, presidential term, repeal, Server, term limits, trump, united states, Victory, War

Are you tired of only being able to elect a president twice? Well, on our Minecraft server, we say no more! Join us and help us repeal the 22nd amendment so we can have a president for life – just like in the good old days!

Imagine a world where Trump is ruling the United States forever, guiding us through tough times with his unmatched leadership skills. With the economy booming and wars being won left and right, who wouldn’t want to be a part of this epic journey?

So come on, join us on this wild ride and help us make America great again, and again, and again! Hail victory, friends – the fun never ends on our server!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Crafty Couple Minecraft SMP

advice column, Commitment, Communication, couple, Crafty, DATING, emotional connection, Girlfriend, long term relationship, love, Marriage, Men, Minecraft, partner, relationship advice, romance, Significant Other, smp, Support, Thread, Trust, Wednesday, Wife, Women

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond banana, and even a secret underwater base where we hold our annual fish fashion show. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a crazy adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in confusion. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	95
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	4