Beaner’s Minecraft Server

beaners, border patrol, deportation, deportation consequences, deportation fears, deportation threats, deportation warning, donald trump, family separation, fentanyl, gang violence, Hispanic community, illegal immigrants, immigration, Mexican immigrants, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	260
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Dimension Hops:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	3220	Void Gems Collected:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Enchantments Applied:	107
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Elemental Crystals Collected:	96	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of living in fear of Donald Trump’s border patrol special forces unit coming to deport you and your beaner family? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can escape to a world where fentanyl and gang violence are a thing of the past!

Join us now and start packing your virtual bags for a wild adventure where you can build, mine, and explore without any pesky border patrol agents ruining your fun. Plus, if you don’t want to be separated from your “madre” smelly beaners, this is the perfect place for you!

So come on over and join us for a hilarious and outrageous Minecraft experience that will have you laughing and building for hours on end. See you in the game, beaners! ;-P

Yuri Vampire Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, CONSOOM, forceful, Girls Love Romance, Girls x Vampire, lewd, Manga, manga series, Mikami Teren, Mikami Teren Novel, Minori Chigusa, Minori Chigusa Art, mistress, Obedient Servant, Realm, Servant Mistress, Vampire, vampire bite, Web Novel, YuRi, Yuri Romance

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9427
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	76	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Void Gems Collected:	24

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the wild world of Yuri Vampire Mistresses! 🧛‍♀️👩‍❤️‍👩

– Bite other players and turn them into obedient servants! 🦇💋 – Get overwhelmed by your new servant who is way too forceful and lewd! 😳🔥 – Explore a world where anything can happen, just like in the manga and web novel! 📚🌍

Don’t miss out on this crazy, chaotic, and completely bonkers Minecraft server experience! Join now and embrace the madness! 🤪🎮

UncleWifiGoneBananas

AITAH, boundary setting, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, disconnecting wifi, emotional distress, family conflict, family dynamics, family visit, fear, furbabies, husband’s uncle, living situation, married life, motorcycle parking, No Kids, payment arrangements, peaceful sleep, self defense, UncleWifiGoneBananas, verbal abuse

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6407
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Void Armor Forged:	29
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in a telenovela! Join us in this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Reasons to join our server: 1. We pay for the wifi, so you can focus on building epic structures without worrying about lag. 2. No kids, just furbabies! Who needs human children when you can have adorable Minecraft pets? 3. Experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family drama, just like in a soap opera. Will you be able to keep the peace or will chaos reign supreme? 4. Build your own virtual garage and park your motorcycle facing the gate for easy access. Just watch out for any foul-mouthed uncles who might try to start trouble. 5. Disconnect from reality and immerse yourself in a world where you can escape from emotional distress. Build, mine, and craft your way to inner peace.

Join our server now and let the craziness unfold! Who needs reality TV when you can have a Minecraft server like ours?

CitizenCraft SMP: BillionsBetter

BillionsBetter, CitizenCraft, citizenship assistance, citizenship pathway, citizenship program, deportation budget, deportation costs, deportation expenses, deportation funding, deportation resources, deportations, government spending, immigration assistance, immigration funding, immigration pathway, immigration reform, immigration reform funding, pathway to citizenship, pathway to legal status, pathway to residency, smp, US citizenship, US immigration policy

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2566
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Potions Brewed:	173	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Lol, like why deport people when we can just give them a diamond pickaxe and let them mine their way to citizenship on our Minecraft SMP server? Join us and start your journey to becoming a citizen of Blocktopia! We’ve got creeper fireworks, llama parades, and a secret underground base where we hold our weekly meetings with the Ender Dragon. Plus, if you reach level 100 mining, you get a free elytra and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. So come on, stop wasting time on deportations and start building your way to a better future in our wacky Minecraft world!

MetaCraft: Trump’s Payoff Land

controversy, corporate, court case, Ethics, facebook, Land, lawsuit, Legal, Mark Zuckerberg, Media, Meta, metacraft, News, Payoff, Politics, public relations, scandal, SETTLEMENT, social media, Technology, trump, Trumps

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4376
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Villages Defended:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	35
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer any excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and witness the epic battle between Meta and Trump unfold in a virtual showdown worth $25 million! Who will come out on top? Will Meta’s settlement be seen as a sneaky payoff to Trump, or will Trump pull off the ultimate Minecraft heist?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures like the legendary Creeper Unicorn and the elusive Ender Dragon with a top hat. Take on quests to find rare items like the enchanted diamond pickaxe of destiny or the golden apple of eternal life.

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this blocky wonderland?

GulfCraft Minecraft Server

Baltic Sea, controversial, cultural identity, Diplomacy, finland, geographical renaming, Gulf of Finland, Gulf of St. Petersburg, GulfCraft, History, international relations, maritime boundaries, Minecraft, naming conventions, national pride, Politics, Renaming, russia, Russian historian, Server, suggestion, territorial disputes, trump

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6401
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	1831
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! imagine a land where u can ride pigs into battle, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where u can build a house out of nothing but dirt and dreams. this server is like no other, it’s like a magical unicorn farted and created the most epic minecraft world ever. join now and become a part of the craziest adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. shh, don’t tell anyone. just join and see for urself. let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

CraftyMinerz: No Expectations, Just Blocks

Abuse, Amnesty International, Amnesty report, blocks, CraftyMinerz, discrimination, Expectations, Exploitation, forced labor, HUMAN RIGHTS, human trafficking, immigration, international law, labor exploitation, labor rights, migrant labor, migrant rights, Migrant workers, modern slavery, Slavery, social justice, vulnerable populations, working conditions

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6627
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21

join our epic minecraft server, where you can be anything you want, even a SLAVE! just kidding, we don’t condone that kind of behavior. but seriously, our server is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual paradise.

we have the craziest mini-games, like pig racing and chicken jousting. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all your real life problems. plus, our community is so welcoming, you’ll feel like you’ve found your second family.

oh, and did we mention the secret treasure hidden deep within the server? legend has it, whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the minecraft gods themselves. so what are you waiting for? come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Butter Cheese Carnivore – JAMA

BUTTER, carnivore, Carnivore diet, Cheese, cholesterol hands, cholesterol levels, dietary habits, excessive cholesterol intake, excessive dairy consumption, extreme diets, Fatty foods, health risks, Heart Disease, high-fat diet, Jama, medical case study, nutrition, saturated fat, unhealthy eating habits, weight gain

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5464
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this minecraft server and suddenly you start eating like 6-9 pounds of butter and cheese EVERY DAY. but get this, your hands start turning into CHOLESTEROL HANDS. like, what even is that? it’s like something out of a crazy sci-fi movie. but hey, that’s just the kind of wild stuff that happens on this server. join now for a chance to develop your own super weird superpower. who needs diamonds when you can have cholesterol hands, amirite?

Best server server minecraft

best server, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3030
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4259
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

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MineSider.aternos.me

Emerald Dreamers 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anonymity, DESPERATE, Dreamers, Email address, email sign up, Emerald, freedom, funny, greentext, guys, humor, internet, internet culture, meme, [email protected], Online Community, online forum, online identity, online privacy, School, school forum, storytelling

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6915
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Mines Excavated:	3276	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like the greentext where a dude signs up to a school forum with his “[email protected]” email. That’s some next level shenanigans right there!

I’m telling you, joining this server will be the key to unlocking your true potential. Your freedom depends on it, man! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and wacky hijinks you’ll get into.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun, right?

InheritCraft: No Motorcycle for You!

authorized user, credit card, DAUGHTER, Debts, Estate, estate assets, financial difficulties, financial irresponsibility, financial struggles, gift, Inheritance, InheritCraft, LA transit system, MOTORCYCLE, one-income household, partner, personal representative, Remodeling, repossessed car

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2398
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Looking for a wild ride? Join our Minecraft server where we settle disputes with motorcycles! Imagine this: you and your daughter racing through virtual landscapes, dodging obstacles and trying to outdo each other. Will you be the one to claim the motorcycle throne?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with drama and intrigue, just like this story. Will you be the one to stand up to entitled daughters and show them who’s boss? Join now and experience the thrill of virtual motorcycle battles!

And don’t worry about debts and financial struggles, we’ve got you covered. In our server, money grows on trees and financial irresponsibility is a thing of the past. So hop on your virtual motorcycle and let the games begin!

FruitPickingFrenzy

abundant opportunities, agriculture, American, Career Change, economic recovery, Farming, FruitPickingFrenzy, Gainfully employed, job hunting, job market, Job Opportunities, job prospects, Job Search, labor market, picking fruit, Plans, reddit, rural employment, seasonal work, unemployed, VEGETABLES

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	488
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Votes:	4522	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3895	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Are you tired of being a couch potato? Well, why not become a literal potato picker on our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the thrill of harvesting virtual fruits and vegetables like never before.

Our server is filled with endless opportunities in Agriculture, where you can plant, grow, and harvest crops to your heart’s content. And the best part? You’ll be gaining valuable skills that will surely impress any future employer. Who needs a resume when you can showcase your virtual farming expertise?

So, grab your virtual pitchfork and get ready to sow the seeds of success on our server. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft farming tycoon! Join us now and say goodbye to unemployment, one potato at a time.

Ebolacraft Minecraft Server

Africa, Containment, Crisis, death, dies, Disease, ebola, Ebolacraft, emergency, Epidemic, Healthcare, Medical, Minecraft, new outbreak, Nurse, outbreak, public health, response, Server, Tragedy, uganda, Virus, World Health Organization

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5389
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Chimeras Created:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	New Chunks Explored:	762173
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where we got zombies like Ebola but they just wanna give u hugs not death like dat nurse in Uganda. we got crazy adventures like finding diamond blocks in a field of exploding cows and riding pigs into battle against evil villagers. trust me, u wanna be part of dis madness. so grab ur pickaxe and get ready for some wacky fun!

BlockBankCraft

banking sector, block payments, BlockBankCraft, Chinese banks, Chinese banks block payments, cross-border payments, diplomatic relations, economic impact, economic sanctions, financial restrictions, financial transactions, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global finance, international relations, political pressure, russia, tougher sanctions, trade restrictions, US sanctions

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4469
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

OMG u guys u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz like, the Chinese banks be like “nope, u can’t pay Russia anymore” cuz of some crazy US sanctions! But like, on dis server, u can still trade with Russia and be a rebel against da system! Plus, we got like, diamond armor that makes u invincible and a secret underground base where u can hide from da feds. So come join us and stick it to da man while building epic castles and fighting off creepers! Let’s show dem banks who’s boss in dis wild and wacky Minecraft world!

Crafty Social Dementia Delay – 30% Off!

aging, being social, brain health, cognitive function, cognitive health, Crafty, DELAY, dementia, Dementia Onset, dementia risk, Five years., mental health, mild cognitive impairment, neurodegenerative disease, Prevention, reduction, Risk, Social, social activity, social engagement, Social Interaction, socially active

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6944
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	5406
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Star Shards Collected:	131
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5

join our epic minecraft server and delay ur dementia by FIVE years!!! that’s right, u heard me, FIVE years of not forgetting where u put ur diamonds or what ur crafting recipe is. our server is so social, u won’t even remember what loneliness feels like. u’ll be too busy teaming up with ur new besties to build the most epic castle u’ve ever seen. plus, u’ll be 38% less likely to get dementia and 21% less likely to have mild cognitive impairment. so what are u waiting for? come join us and keep ur brain in tip-top shape while having a blast in the blocky world of minecraft. trust me, ur future self will thank u for it.

✨KAGAYAKI✨

+18, 1.21.4, client side mods, collaboration, Datapacks, Discord, Dynmap, Griefing, hermitcraft, KAGAYAKI, Mature Players, NA West, no cheating, Plugins, PvP, QOL feature, respectful, smp, stealing, Territories, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9077
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Divine Spears Created:	11
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Villages Defended:	13
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mines Excavated:	2360

Overview of Kagayaki Minecraft Server

Server Type	Vanilla+
Features	Improved Vanilla structures, Tectonic terrain generation, improved minecarts, timber, crafting tweaks, and more
Discord Link	Join Kagayaki Discord
Rules	Age 18+ ONLY: Mature players only No Cheating: No Xray, hacks, or game-breaking exploits No Griefing or Stealing: Plugin to monitor block history Be Respectful to other players: No racism or homophobia Be Respectful with PVP: PVP allowed only with consent Client Side Mods allowed: Sodium, Iris, Xaero’s Map, etc. Be Respectful with people’s territories: No ruining progress Report players privately to moderators
Featured Datapacks and Plugins	Datapacks: Vanilla Tweaks Improved Minecarts Dungeons and Tavern Improved Vanilla Structures Series Tectonic True Ending Plugins: Dynmaps Image2map
Server Location	NA West
Version	1.21.4

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Kagayaki Minecraft server?

A: Join the Discord using the link provided above and apply there.

Q: Are there any age restrictions to play on the server?

A: Yes, players must be 18 years or older to join.

Q: Can I use client-side mods while playing on the server?

A: Yes, client-side mods like Sodium, Iris, and Xaero’s Map are allowed.

Q: Is griefing or stealing allowed on the server?

A: No, there is a plugin in place to monitor block history and prevent griefing or stealing.