Bean SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Zen SpaceCraft 1.21

Anime, anime advice, Anime Community, anime culture, anime experience, anime expertise, anime fandom, anime guidance, anime help, anime knowledge, anime recommendations, Anime Suggestions, anime tips, anime watching, building experience, getting stuck, long tail tags, spacecraft, watching anime, zen, Zenshuu

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8863
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Star Shards Collected:	281	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Crops Grown:	2078	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	412
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can build epic anime-inspired creations, right? And get this, if you ever get stuck in an anime world, your building skills will totally save your butt! Like, who needs a sword when you can just build a giant mecha to kick some anime villain butt, am I right? So join this server and level up your building skills for when you inevitably get sucked into an anime world. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

LockOutCraft Minecraft Server

accidental lockout, breaking in, cctv footage, difficult to reach, Eviction Notice, grab keys, LANDLORD, late for work, locked keys, LockOutCraft, Mantel, Minecraft, out of the country, property damage, rental, rubbish bin, Server, spare key, threat, time zones, window sashes

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6582
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as breaking into your own house through a window? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re evading eviction just by logging on! Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as your landlord’s travel schedule. Who needs a spare key when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Come join us and see what madness awaits on our server!

EmoLandscaper911

aita, Apology, attitude, Christmas card, EmoLandscaper911, emotionally manipulative, family, Fire, gift, health challenges, home owner, invoice, Job, landscaper, Move on, mulch, new landscaper, RESPONSIBILITY, ring doorbell, sob story, tree removal

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8367
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1507
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3714
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5409
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Meteorites Collected:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Animals Bred:	75

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4300
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9113
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Crops Grown:	2768
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Zombie Dances:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Void Gems Collected:	23
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1451
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4195
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Void Gems Collected:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8853
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Love Letters Sent:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9579
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Divine Spears Created:	21
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6845
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Villages Defended:	17
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Dimension Hops:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2262
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	352	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6067
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2365	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

Players:	99/100	Votes:	8678
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Emeralds Found:	7143
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1