| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 553 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Magic Items Found: | 6407 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 12 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
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| Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 5651 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 29 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 21 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Emeralds Found: | 6211 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 6659 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 144 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Orbs of Power Found: | 4 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
Join us if you want to see pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!
But that’s not all – we have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant mushrooms that sing opera, and a hidden disco party in the Nether. And rumor has it, if you can find the elusive pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!
So come on down and join us on this wacky adventure where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary hero of our server – or at least get a good laugh out of it!
| Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 3979 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 13 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 12 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 85 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t stand you up like your long-distance girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is always there for you, unlike some people we know cough cough. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no disappearing acts!
We promise not to leave you hanging like some people who claim they fell asleep and then went out for drinks with friends. Our server will always be there to chat, play, and have a great time with. Plus, we have a strict no-standing-up policy, so you can trust that we won’t vanish on you like a ghost in the night.
So come join us on the most reliable Minecraft server out there. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a server that will never let you down? Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 7682 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
| Potions Brewed: | 54 | Enchantments Applied: | 183 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 20 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 59 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 6 |
Join our server and escape the loud extractor fans and late-night meals that plague your sleep. Build your own virtual kitchen where your partner can cook to their heart’s content without waking you up. No more arguments, no more sleepless nights – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.
Plus, on our server, you can create a virtual world where your partner’s office Christmas party never ends, and the food is endless. No need to worry about losing your cool or feeling guilty – just sit back, relax, and enjoy the virtual feast.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to sleep disruptions and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Who knew virtual cooking could be so peaceful?
| Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 6906 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 38 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 34 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. But shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a super exclusive club.
Oh, and did I mention we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes? Yeah, it’s wild.
So if you want to join a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers), then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those laser-shooting pigs, they can be a real pain in the butt sometimes.
| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 2666 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 47 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Forget about boring old rules and restrictions, on our server, the crazier the better! Want to build a rollercoaster that launches players into the sky? Go for it! Want to create a giant maze filled with exploding chickens? Why not!
So come join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just discover that what people view as illegal is actually the most fun you’ve ever had in Minecraft!
| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 9314 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 |
We got crazy events like zombie pigman invasions and creeper explosions that will have you on the edge of your seat. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret society (but with more diamonds and less secrecy).
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show Putin that we mean business in the world of Minecraft! Who knew building blocks could be so intense? Let’s do this!
| Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 3871 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 12 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1470 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 443 | Emeralds Found: | 4493 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
| Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 3139 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 26 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 48 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 39 |
| Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 3873 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 19 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 23 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 29 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 |
| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 8700 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 25 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 290 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 20 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this place is like a magical unicorn paradise mixed with a sprinkle of rainbow dust and a dash of pure chaos.
Imagine building your own epic castle while fighting off zombie llamas and riding on flying pigs. Yeah, that’s the kind of insanity you can expect here.
Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.
So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then come join us at SaintLegendMartyr! Let the madness begin! 🦄🌈💥
| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 8752 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 12 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 19 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
Join us if you want to experience epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the madness, come join our insane Minecraft SMP today!
| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 2515 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 35 |
| Zombie Dances: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 33 |
Imagine a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about your brother showing up in just his socks, begging for help. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any interruptions.
Don’t let your brother’s relationship drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server now and leave the real world behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?
| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 1217 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 34 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Animals Bred: | 18 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 22 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
On our server, we have a special daycare center where you can drop off your virtual kids for free and let them roam around safely while you go on epic adventures. No need to worry about the cost or your partner’s stress levels – we’ve got it all covered!
Plus, our MIL NPC (Non-Player Character) is always available to lend a helping hand and give you some much-needed relief. She’ll even help you build a virtual house and keep things running smoothly while you’re off mining for diamonds.
So come join us on our Minecraft server and let us show you that sometimes, cutting daycare costs can lead to a whole new world of fun and excitement! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and laughter instead?
| Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 6809 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 14 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 24 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
And don’t even get me started on the bed situation. Like, why would you even bother making your bed in real life when you can just respawn in Minecraft? It’s like, who even needs sleep when you can be mining for diamonds all night long, am I right? Plus, our server has this whole drama going on with the sheep population, apparently they’re planning a rebellion or something. It’s wild, man.
So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft experience, come join our SMP. Just be prepared for chaos, insanity, and maybe a little bit of creepers blowing up your house. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?
