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| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 4249 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
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