Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where you’ll wake up on a beach with a picrel (half-pickle, half-squirrel) casually strolling by! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we have flying pigs that drop diamonds, talking trees that give out free enchanted gear, and a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers every Saturday night! And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it there’s a hidden portal to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and chocolate rivers. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 106/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10 Epic Weapons Forged: 6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 New Chunks Explored: 216258
Runes Activated: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Chimeras Created: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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