”> Be Me Minecraft Server”

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4611
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Ores Mined:	3285
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

New Minecraft Servers

> Join our Minecraft server for a chance to escape the woes of real life like this poor balding guy!

> Our server is so magical that it can reverse hair loss and give you luscious locks of hair in-game!

> Take on the role of a powerful wizard who can cast spells to make your enemies’ hair fall out while yours grows thicker and fuller!

> And don’t worry about any weird side effects like growing cup tits and lactating, because on our server, anything is possible!

> Plus, rumor has it that our server is so amazing that it can even reverse the effects of the COVID vaccine! Say goodbye to any worries about side effects and hello to a world of endless fun and adventure!

> So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to your balding woes in the most epic and hilarious way possible!

Angel’s Christmas Paradise 1.21.1

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1985
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Towns Built:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	4

Yo, bro, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like heaven gained an angle on Christmas day, but like, in Minecraft form, ya feel me? Join this server and experience the divine blessings of pixelated perfection.

Build your own heavenly kingdom and rule over your subjects with an iron fist… or a diamond sword, whatever floats your boat.

But wait, there’s more! You can battle other players in epic PvP matches and show them who’s the real angel in this virtual paradise.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and ascend to Minecraft heaven, where the pixels are always shining bright and the creepers are just misunderstood angels in disguise.

Where is he? Minecraft SMP

anxiety, confusion, Desperation, Disappearance, Distress, fear, hopelessness, longing, looking for someone, Lost, Minecraft, missing person, Mystery, Panic, SEARCHING, searching for clues, seeking answers, smp, unanswered questions, uncertainty, Where is he, Worried

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8503
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Potions Brewed:	31	Magic Items Found:	6815
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness llama jousting tournaments, where the winner gets a crown made of diamonds and the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week.

Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Racing League, where players ride on the backs of Ender Dragons through obstacle courses filled with flaming hoops and exploding creepers. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and bragging rights for eternity.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with skeletons, zombies, and even the occasional Enderman showing off their best moves.

So come join us if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Just be careful not to anger the mods, or you might find yourself trapped in a never-ending maze of obsidian.

Mom’s BF, Mind Your Business Minecraft Server

advice, arguments, attitude, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Business, Communication, Conflict Resolution, family, Interference, Manners, Mind, Minecraft, mom, moms, overstepping, Parent, phone etiquette, privacy, relationships, Resentment, Server, teenage years, Thanksgiving, Therapy

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8842
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Zombie Dances:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	17

Are you tired of your mom’s new boyfriend trying to act like he’s the boss of you? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you make the rules! No more random lectures on being graceful or interruptions during important phone conversations. On our server, you can build your own kingdom and reign supreme without any unwanted advice from meddling boyfriends. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any awkward family dinners or passive-aggressive comments. So why wait? Join now and build your own virtual paradise where you can be the queen bee without any interference from mom’s new beau!

MommasHouseGoneBrr

Boundaries, brother, christmas, cleanup team, criticism, difficult personality, emotional needs, extended stay, family, General Contractor, holidays, home damage, insurance, Loneliness, MommasHouseGoneBrr, Mother, personal space, personal time, pipes burst, Prioritizing

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8485
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	86	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of personal space and boundaries? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic builds.

Just like the OP, you’ll have to navigate tricky situations and make tough decisions. Will you let your mom extend her stay in your virtual Minecraft house, or will you prioritize your own sanity and kick her out (in the game, of course)?

With challenging personalities and unexpected twists at every turn, this server is not for the faint of heart. But hey, at least you won’t have to deal with frozen pipes and flooded basements here!

Join now for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a virtual car ride with your family members, trying to fit everyone in (luggage included)!

Haniyeh’s Revenge Minecraft Server

Assassination, Conflict, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Government, Haniyeh, Haniyehs, international relations, iran, Israel, killing, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, News, official admission, Political, response, Revenge, SECURITY, Server, Tension, UN, united nations, world events

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	265
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
New Chunks Explored:	133641	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Star Shards Collected:	170
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11

lol join our minecraft server cuz we got more drama than iran and israel combined, like seriously we got creepers blowing up everyone’s houses and zombies invading the village every night. plus, our admin once rode a pig off a cliff and survived, so you know it’s gonna be wild. come join the chaos and see if you can survive longer than haniyeh did in israel’s crosshairs. peace out, gamers!

NukeCraftFrance25

carbon emissions, edf, electricity, ENERGY, energy infrastructure, energy policy, energy production, Environment, France, French energy, Grid, nuclear energy, Nuclear Power Plant, Nuclear Reactor, nuclear safety, NukeCraftFrance25, power, reactor construction, renewable energy, sustainable, Technology

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8116
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magic Items Found:	1793
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

lol u know what else is adding stuff? this epic minecraft server! we got reactors too, but not nuclear ones, we got creeper reactors that explode with fun and excitement! join our server and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever. we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and treasures, guarded by a pack of wild wolves trained to protect it at all costs. if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of doom, rumored to have been forged by Notch himself. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the madness begin!

AstroRealms Lifesteal Skyblock

Adventure, bed defense, Bedwars, custom plugin, Drop Pods, floating island, floating island survival, Fortressa, Futuristic Hub, Galactic, galactic adventure, Immersive, LifeSteal, PvP, PvP battles, pvp strategy, Raiding, SKY, Skyblock, space station, strategy, strategy game, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3277
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Votes:	1301	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	199
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

AstroRealms – Your Galactic Minecraft Adventure Awaits! Junior Lifesteal Engage in heart-stealing PvP battles and fight for survival! Skyblock Build and thrive on your floating island in Oblivia! HungerGames Experience the classic HungerGames with a custom plugin for a fresh, unique twist! BedWars Defend your bed, fortify your base, and eliminate rivals in Fortressa. Master the ultimate PvP strategy!

The Space Station Hub Explore our futuristic hub, connecting planets with immersive drop pods. View stunning galactic vistas as you travel between worlds. Join AstroRealms Today! Adventure awaits with PvP, survival, and strategy. Connect now for the ultimate Minecraft journey!

Play.AstroRealms.io

Pixel Oasis

1.21.1

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	654
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dimension Hops:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Yo, bros and broettes! Get ready to have your mind blown on this epic Minecraft server! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you – we’ve got so many chickens that they’ve started their own government! And don’t even get me started on the cows, they’re basically running the whole show now. Plus, our villagers have perfected the art of synchronized swimming in the lava pools. It’s like a fiery ballet, I swear! So come on down and join us for some seriously wacky adventures – just don’t forget to bring your own diamond pickaxe, ’cause things tend to get a little… explosive around here.

Nope Not Minecraft SMP Opinions

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	774
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Dragons Tamed:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Crops Grown:	6924
Dragon Eggs Found:	1087	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wildest server out there!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a group of players who have built a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of diamonds, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats.

But that’s not all! We have regular events like “TNT Tuesdays” where the entire server is blown up and everyone has to rebuild from scratch, and “Zombie Apocalypse Wednesdays” where the admins spawn in hordes of zombies and you have to survive the night.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a dragon made of cheese while wearing a suit made of armor made of armor? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

StinkySteve’s Minecraft Server

affordable products, body odor, budget-friendly hygiene, budgeting, coworker harassment, daily shower, deodorant, entry level job, financial struggles, hygiene, laundry expenses, low-income, mean comments, Minecraft, personal care, prioritizing essentials, self-care, Server, smelling bad, StinkySteves, stretching budget, workplace bullying, workplace discrimination

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8600
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Crops Grown:	9960	Meteorite Armor Created:	27

Are you tired of being judged for your natural musk? Do you prioritize food over fancy deodorants? Then join our Minecraft server where hygiene is optional and food is plentiful! No more judgmental coworkers leaving deodorant on your desk or making snarky comments about your scent. On our server, you can be your stinky, budget-conscious self without fear of ridicule. Plus, we have a special “Gym Locker” scent plugin that will make you feel right at home. So come join us and embrace your inner odor!

WeddingCraft or SiblingCraft

Apology, brother’s wedding, Communication, Competition, Conflict Resolution, destination wedding, ENGAGEMENT, family drama, family dynamics, family relationships, Grand Canyon proposal, Happiness, hurt feelings, hurtful actions, location, misunderstandings, sharing news, sibling rivalry, SiblingCraft, Timing, wedding etiquette, WeddingCraft

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5289
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Dragon Scales Harvested:	332
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

So, get this – our Minecraft server is like a destination wedding, but without the drama! Just like this crazy story where a couple got engaged at the Grand Canyon after a small wedding, our server is full of surprises and adventures waiting to happen.

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring virtual worlds with your friends, without any competitive drama like the one in this story. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense, right? Plus, there’s no need to plan around anyone’s wedding – just log in and let the fun begin!

So, if you’re looking for a place to escape the real world and dive into a world of creativity and excitement, our server is the perfect destination. Just remember, there’s always room for happiness for everyone – especially when you’re building epic structures and battling mobs together. See you there!

ChimneySurpriseMC SMP

chimney, ChimneySurpriseMC, christmas, COOKIES, December 25th, Festive, gift giving, HO HO HO, holiday, jolly, Magic, milk, naughty or nice, Presents, reindeer, santa, Sleigh, smp, St. Nick, stockings, Surprises, tradition

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7257
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Void Armor Forged:	26
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	460	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Emeralds Found:	6594	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Crops Grown:	3617	Divine Scrolls Written:	19

Bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP if you wanna see Santa get stuck in your chimney and have to mine his way out with a diamond pickaxe. It’s like a Christmas miracle meets a mining adventure, bro! Plus, there’s a secret underground base where the elves are actually aliens in disguise plotting to take over the world with their redstone contraptions. And don’t even get me started on the reindeer races we have every Saturday, it’s like Mario Kart but with flying deer, bro. So come join us and experience the craziest Christmas chaos you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

Santa’s Sleepytime Server

bedtime, Central Time Zone, christmas, christmas eve, Eastern Time Zone, Festive, holiday, holiday spirit, insomnia, late night, night owls, Relaxation, REST, Santa Claus, Santa needs sleep, Santa’s helpers, Santas, Server, Sleep, Sleepytime, staying up, time zones, tired

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	175
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Enchantments Applied:	100
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Hey you night owls in the Eastern and Central Time Zones, why waste your time sleeping when you could be joining our epic Minecraft server?! Santa Claus himself is counting on you to stay up and help him build the most magical Christmas village ever! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll get special powers to fly around on Rudolph’s sleigh and deliver presents to all the good little creepers. So put on your pajamas, grab some hot cocoa, and join us for a night of festive fun on our server – Santa’s Workshop awaits!

CraftyCargoSink

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	228
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Meteorites Collected:	0

lol, forget about that boring news, come join our epic minecraft server instead! why? well, because our server is so lit that even russian cargo ships are sinking in the mediterranean out of pure jealousy! true story, bro.

we got diamond armor for days, creepers that drop cookies instead of gunpowder, and a secret underground base where herobrine himself hangs out and plays pranks on unsuspecting players.

join us now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure of your life! who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server? come on, what are you waiting for? the russian cargo ships are already lining up to join us!

MNS Minecraft Network

Adventures, Bedwars, Challenges, Community, Creative, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, LifeSteal, minecraft network, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, Sandbox, Server, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5746
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Secret Passages Found:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

MNS Minecraft Network: A fun, friendly server offering Survival, Skywars, Skyblock, and Lifesteal game modes. Join us for endless adventures and unique challenges!

mc.mnsnetwork.xyz