Be me Minecraft server

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>So, you’re tired of your boring job and not getting raises? Sounds like you need a change of scenery! Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own gallows and take out your frustrations in a virtual world.

>We promise our virtual Uber service is much more lucrative than the real one – just imagine driving around in a pixelated car and making bank!

>Plus, our community is full of like-minded individuals who also dream of escaping their mundane lives and building epic structures. So come join us and let’s build a world where raises are plentiful and gallows are just a fun side project!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Mines Excavated:	3735
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Rest in Power Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond block that granted them unlimited power and riches. But beware, there are also giant chickens roaming around that drop enchanted golden apples when you defeat them. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join us and rest in power on our insane Minecraft server!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

NoStiffyMinecraft SMPTouchyTouchy

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the base was guarded by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Only those brave enough to join our SMP will uncover the mysteries of this fantastical world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Join us and witness the epic rap battles between players and the Ender Dragon – it’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember this golden rule: “If the MC is incapable of getting a stiffy, I am simply not touching your manga.” Trust us, you’ll want to be a part of this outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

GFsBdayDinnerDrama

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where surprises are always lurking around the corner! Just like the surprise bill that OP’s girlfriend dropped on him at her birthday dinner, you never know what unexpected twists and turns you’ll encounter in our world.

Join us and experience the thrill of not knowing what’s coming next, just like OP didn’t know he’d be stuck with a $550 bill. But don’t worry, our server is full of fun and excitement, not financial surprises!

So come on in and explore our crazy world where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as OP’s unexpected birthday bill. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server now and prepare for the unexpected!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	41

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Thirtysomething SMP – Too Old for Creeper Explosions

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Are you tired of being judged for still playing Minecraft at the ripe old age of thirty? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace the inner child in all of us! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and building competitions where the only limit is your imagination (and the block limit, but who’s counting?). So come on, don’t let age define your gaming experience – join us and let your inner 12-year-old run wild!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

CraftyPickupLines

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Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like nobody else! Join our Minecraft server and show off your epic pickup lines to impress all the players. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and build a pixelated castle together! Don’t miss out on the chance to spark some romance in the world of blocks and creepers. Join now and let the love (and hilarious pickup lines) flow!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Crops Grown:	8250

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CraftyChemWarfare

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so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna feel like a spy? well this server is for u, my friend. we got all the crazy stuff like russia-bound chemicals and possible weapons material. u can be like james bond but in minecraft form. join us if u wanna feel like a secret agent while building ur dream world. plus, the spanish police are totally cool with it, so u know it’s legit. come join the fun and let’s get spyin’!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	12

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Ligma Craft

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LigmaCraft is a Prisons/Skyblock server that is crossplay, allowing anyone from any device to play! The server has viaversion so players can play on any version they feel like!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Love Letters Sent:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Vanilla+ SMP REALM: Where noobs are pros and pros are just noobs with keyboards [Realms] [SMP]

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Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Homage (23M)
Realm Type	Bedrock Realm with RealismCraft pack
Add-ons	15 add-ons including QOL, portals, backpacks, shaders, and animals
Contact	Discord: homage2heezy
Age Restriction	18+ only

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Contact the owner on Discord for instructions on joining the Bedrock Realm.
What addons are included?	Contact the owner on Discord for the complete list of included addons.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	PvP rules may vary, consult with the owner for specific details.
Can I invite friends to the server?	Check with the owner for any restrictions on inviting other players.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3928	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Zombie Dances:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and pure madness!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of surviving in a laggy world where anything can happen. Can you handle the potato power?

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Can you outsmart the llamas and claim the treasure for yourself?

3. Our server has a special event called “Sim Room Overclock,” where players are transformed into virtual reality avatars and must battle it out in a pixelated arena. It’s like The Matrix, but with creepers and zombies!

4. Ever wanted to be a Phantom Thief or a Detective? Well, now’s your chance! Join our server and participate in the epic showdown between these two factions. Will you steal the crown jewels or solve the mystery of the missing diamonds?

5. We have a special recruit named Quency: Escape Queen, who can teleport players to different dimensions with just a snap of her fingers. Explore new worlds, meet strange creatures, and maybe even find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Dimension Hops:	14
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

SMP: how does she smell? Minecraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you smell is the stench of sweat and desperation? Well, look no further because our server is like a breath of fresh air…literally! Our server is infused with the scent of freshly baked cookies and lavender fields, making it the most fragrant place to play Minecraft. Join us and find out for yourself how she smells…spoiler alert: like a bed of roses dipped in unicorn tears.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Rumor has it that if you can decipher their clucks and clucks, you’ll be rolling in riches in no time. So why wait? Join us and embark on the quest of a lifetime to uncover the mysteries of the chicken kingdom.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, our server transforms into a magical wonderland where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers recite Shakespearean sonnets. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t want to miss out on the chance to witness this once-in-a-lifetime event.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the smell is divine, the chickens are chatty, and the moonlit madness awaits. See you in the game!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	Falling into the Void:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

TripTreats4Kids

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Are you tired of dealing with baby mama drama and step-family shenanigans? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life chaos, where you can build your dream world without any pesky stepkids demanding equal treatment. No more worrying about who gets to go on the class trip or buying gifts for kids that aren’t even yours – on our server, it’s all about you and your creations.

So come on over and leave the blended family drama behind. Build to your heart’s content and let your imagination run wild. Who needs step-siblings when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Join now and say goodbye to the real-life AITA moments, because in our Minecraft server, the only question is: are you ready to have some fun?

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	375	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

OuttaPocketSMP: OverheardConvos

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So, picture this: you’re just mining away in the depths of the Minecraft world, minding your own business, when suddenly you hear the most outlandish conversation between two players. One of them is trying to convince the other that they should join our insane Minecraft SMP because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who can speak in Shakespearean English. And get this, they claim that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who communicate with us through a series of elaborate underwater dance routines. I mean, if that doesn’t convince you to join, I don’t know what will! So come on, dive into the craziness and join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Buildings Constructed:	24

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

WordCraft – Build, Mine, Create!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever set foot in! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. But here’s the twist – the treasure chest was guarded by a pack of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles! Only the bravest and most daring players can unlock the chest and claim the riches within.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn that grants wishes to those who can solve its riddles. Want a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? Done. Need a giant rainbow slide that leads to a land made entirely of candy? You got it. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of absurdity and hilarity you’ll encounter along the way? It’s time to unleash your inner goofball and let the laughter begin!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4620
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

MapleCraft Server: Samidoun Terrorists

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So, like, this server is totally lit, bro. We got crazier builds than a llama on a trampoline, and more diamonds than a rich kid’s birthday party. Plus, we got this insane story about how the admins once battled a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but enchanted carrots. It was epic, dude.

And get this, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat. Yeah, you heard me right, a CHICKEN WITH A TOP HAT. If that doesn’t make you wanna join, I don’t know what will.

Oh, and did I mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? Yeah, it’s like a thrill ride from hell, but in a good way. So come on, join the server and let’s have a blast together. Just watch out for the exploding sheep, they’re a real blast.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Netanyahu vs Macron: UNcreated Land

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so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. one time, a player found a diamond horse armor in a chest and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. it was epic, bro.

also, we have this secret underground base where players can team up and plan world domination. it’s like a mix between james bond and the avengers, but in minecraft form. trust me, you won’t want to miss out on that action.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that players can ride and use to fly around the map? yeah, it’s pretty wild. one time, someone used their dragon to prank another player by dropping a bunch of chickens on their house. it was cluckin’ hilarious.

so, if you’re looking for a server that’s off the chain and full of crazy adventures, then you gotta join us. plus, where else can you find a server where the owner once challenged a creeper to a dance-off and actually won? yeah, that actually happened. come join the fun!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	20	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	153	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Star Shards Collected:	80

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.