BdaySplurgeCraft

frugal, saving for retirement, pricey restaurant, celebrating birthday, personal finance

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate birthdays in the most extravagant way possible! Join us for a virtual dinner party where the bill is always sky-high and the cocktails are out of this world.

Our close friend, who loves to splurge on expensive meals and fancy drinks, will be hosting the party. Don’t worry about the cost, because he expects his friends to foot the bill as a gift. It’s the perfect way to show your love and appreciation by emptying your virtual pockets for his pleasure.

But if you’re more of a frugal player like us, don’t worry! We have plenty of ways to celebrate without breaking the bank. From virtual travel adventures to retirement savings challenges, we’ve got something for everyone.

So come join us on our server and let’s celebrate in style, because when it comes to birthdays, the crazier, the better!

Alien Invaders Minecraft Server

tcgia, Alien, #youtube, Yubicraft, Phase Connect Second Generation

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where Phase Connect’s Second Generation and Invaders come to play! Join us for a chance to team up with Kaneko Lumi, who can mine diamonds like nobody’s business, or take on the Ender Dragon with Fuura Yuri, the ultimate dragon slayer (RIP).

But that’s not all – Ember Amane will light up your world with her fiery skills, while Dizzy Dokuro will spin you right round like a record, baby. And don’t forget about Jelly Hoshiumi, who will make sure you never get lost in the Nether again!

With Remilia Nephys, Chisaka Airi, Amanogawa Shiina, Himemiya Rie, Erina Makina, and Komachi Panko also in the mix, you’ll never run out of adventures to embark on. Plus, we’ve got Phase Friends like Lia, Prima, and even the legendary Yubicraft to keep you company.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re everywhere!

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Itchy Balls Minecraft SMP Dino Nugget Maybe Going to Alanis Morissette Show Next Year Anon

smp, Checkout, Morissette, decision, potential date

Are you tired of your balls being itchy all the time? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP has been scientifically proven to reduce ball itchiness by 69%! Not only that, but joining our server will also increase your chances of getting that cute supermarket checkout girl’s number by 420%!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have a chance to meet Alanis Morissette herself and she’ll personally serenade you with a Minecraft-themed rendition of “Ironic”. Plus, all members get a free lifetime supply of dino nuggets delivered straight to their doorstep by a herd of friendly dinosaurs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to itchy balls, hello to cute checkout girls, and get ready for the most epic Alanis Morissette concert of your life!

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Land Of The Lotus

PvP, Survival, adventure serenity nature exploration community landscapes harmony build peaceful pond discovery beauty spirit relax vibrant lush spirit pond build relaxation, Skyblock

Step into a world where adventure and serenity intertwine. In the Land of the Lotus, you’ll find a vibrant Minecraft community inspired by the beauty of nature and the spirit of exploration. Whether you seek the thrill of discovery in lush landscapes, wish to build in harmony with the world around you, or just want to relax by a peaceful lotus pond, this is the place for you.

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Weast Minecraft Server: Speech 60/100

Termination, Conquer, misunderstanding, Communication, east

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and embark on epic quests to conquer the mystical land of Weast, where the sun rises in the west and sets in the east. Don’t worry about getting fired, because on our server, you’re the boss! Build your empire, recruit minions, and rule over the land with an iron fist (or a diamond sword, your choice).

But beware, the land of Weast is filled with danger and mystery. From exploding chickens to dancing creepers, you never know what madness awaits around the corner. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up your trusty pig, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin! Just remember, in Weast, anything can happen.

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> normal people have sex weekly… Minecraft SMP

Frequency, Human Behavior, Minecraft, sexual satisfaction, communication in relationships

Are you tired of being a normal person who only has sex weekly? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only action you’ll be getting is from fighting off creepers and zombies! Who needs a love life when you can have diamond armor and enchanted weapons, am I right? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly Enderman who steals all the diamonds from players who aren’t brave enough to face him. Join if you dare!

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