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Niji Trio Harmony 1.20.3

1.20.3, Analysis, critique, Disappointment, en singers, Entertainment, Failure, Flop, Harmony, Japanese idols, Livestream, Music (Industry), music collaboration, niji, Nijisanji, online concert, orisong, Performance, Release, talent, Trio, virtual entertainment, virtual singers, vocalists

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2141
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Votes:	4236	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1856
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Bro, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server where the 3 best Nijisanji EN singers release an orisong together and it’s a total disaster? Like, imagine the chaos and hilarity of that happening in a virtual blocky world! Join now to witness the epic fails and epic wins that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the madness for yourself!

SaunaSwimSuit Minecraft Server

ACCUSATION, AITAH, Bikini, Boyfriend, Burn, childish, Communication, flaunting.., Friend, friendship, Issue, Jealousy, Minecraft, misinterpretation, misunderstanding, Relax, sauna, SaunaSwimSuit, Server, skirt, stink eye, swim suit, Trust

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9342
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Falling into the Void:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is not allowed? Look no further than our server, where we promise no stink eyes or accusations of flaunting your pixelated assets! Join us for a sauna-like experience without the awkwardness, where you can relax, build, and mine to your heart’s content. Plus, we have a strict no-drama policy, so you can focus on crafting the perfect blocky world without any unnecessary distractions. Come join us and leave the real-life drama at the door – unless you want to reenact it in Minecraft, then that’s a whole other story!

CraftyHub: SneakySpouseInsure

AITAH, confirmed worries, CraftyHub, finances, financial exposure, financially exposed, Health Insurance, invoice, pay for it, paying for it, pissed, pride, Proud, Secretly, SEPARATE, separate finances, signing up, SneakySpouseInsure, uninsured, Value, Waste of Money, Wife

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4084
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Ores Mined:	1020
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Are you tired of living on the edge without health insurance in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server where we provide virtual health insurance for all players, whether they like it or not!

Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1629
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Alien Abductions:	5

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	565
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3688
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Runes Activated:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Emeralds Found:	1435
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	19

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1083
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Zombie Dances:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9878
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	67	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Void Armor Forged:	13	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2545
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Mines Excavated:	2837	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1086
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Enchantments Applied:	216	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9744
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3711
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9334
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	New Chunks Explored:	712114
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7511
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	21	Dragon Eggs Found:	3798
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6564
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Magic Items Found:	8338	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Animals Bred:	159
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

Players:	97/900	Votes:	2658
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Void Armor Forged:	13	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Ores Mined:	5629	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	359	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Astral Projections Made:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	27