BdayPresentsGone – NoRegrets | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5253
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that will teach your kids some gratitude? Look no further than our server, where we turn entitled brats into humble players!

Join now and watch as your kids learn the value of appreciation. Our server is filled with challenges that will make them realize that not everything in life is handed to them on a silver platter.

We even have a special “Ungrateful Birthday” event where players have to rewrap their presents and show gratitude before they can move on to the next level. Watch as they throw tantrums and stomp their virtual feet in frustration!

So if you want your kids to stop acting like spoiled brats and start being thankful for what they have, join our server now! Who knows, they might even learn to appreciate that iron pickaxe they’ve been taking for granted.

Bag – Blue Archive General Minecraft SMP #7039

4koma, Archive, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Binah, Blue, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, general, Grand Assault, guides, Haruna, Izuna, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Minecraft, patch notes, PVs, Resources, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8195
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Void Gems Collected:	21
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to battle against the legendary Binah with heavy armor or face the fury of Set with light armor! And if that’s not enough, we have special armor for even more intense battles!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

And don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits. Because nothing says epic battles like fighting in style!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most action-packed adventures you’ve ever seen!

DrunkCraft: GF Rage!

AITAH, anniversary, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Disappointment, Drinking, Drunk, DrunkCraft, emotions, feelings, Fun, Insecurity, Jealousy, mad, RAGE, relationship, self worth, Trust, trust issues, unwind

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1530
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Dragons Tamed:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be getting blackout drunk on is the fun! Join us for a wild adventure filled with grammatically incorrect messages and questionable decisions.

Are you tired of your boyfriend refusing to drink with you, only to get wasted with your mutual friend S? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone drinks together and has a blast! No more feeling left out on New Year’s Eve, because here, every day is a celebration.

Don’t worry about cheating, just worry about having a good time and unwinding with your virtual pals. So come on over and join us for a party like no other, where the only thing you’ll be blackout drunk on is the sheer excitement of our Minecraft world!

SleepCraft: Noob in a Creeper’s Den

back pain, back sleeping, best sleep position, CREEPERS, Den, neck pain, noob, proper sleep position, side sleeping, sleep discomfort, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep health, sleep position, sleep positions to avoid, sleep posture, sleep problems, sleep quality, sleep tips, Sleepcraft, sleeping position, stomach sleeping, uncomfortable sleep, worst position

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7580
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Are you tired of sleeping in the same old boring positions? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull night’s sleep again! Join us and experience the thrill of sleeping upside down like a bat, or maybe even sideways like a ninja! Who needs a comfy bed when you can sleep on a pile of creepers? Join now and discover the worst (but most hilarious) positions to sleep in!

MagdeburgCraft Minecraft Server

anti-immigrant, anti-migration, CONSERVATIVE, demonstration, Europe, extremism, far right, far-right movement, far-right protest, germany, immigration, Magdeburg, MagdeburgCraft, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, protest, Rally, Refugees, right wing, right-wing extremism, Server, Xenophobia

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1445
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls higher than the ones in germany!! we have a whole city dedicated to keeping out those pesky mobs, just like the far-right in magdeburg!! join us and show off your anti-migration skills by protecting our city from all the creepers and zombies trying to sneak in!! plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest wall, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you banish all mobs with just a flick of your pickaxe!! so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just build walls, we build LEGENDS.

YouthCraft: Putin’s Warzone

aggression, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Expansion, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military training, nato, political tensions, Program, putin, Putins, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, War, warzone, West, youth militarization, YouthCraft

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3639
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

come join our epic minecraft server where we are training the next generation of soldiers to fight alongside putin in a potential war with ukraine and the west! who needs school when you can learn how to shoot a gun and build a fortress in minecraft? plus, we have epic battles where you can show off your skills and prove you’re ready to join putin’s army. join now before it’s too late and become a true warrior in the fight for mother russia!

Rent Paying Femme 1.20.6

1.20.6, 19, baddazzkitty, bills, DESPERATE, female, femme, financial assistance, financial struggle, financial support, help needed, kik, kik username, money trouble, needs to pay rent, Paying, Rent, rent help, rent payment, seeking help, snapchat, snapchatsweeterlickss, willing to do anything, young adult

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7262
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Ores Mined:	2419
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84

Yo, bros and broettes, have I got a server for you! It’s like a virtual playground where you can build epic castles, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a boss. But wait, there’s more!

Join this server and help a 19-year-old girl pay her rent. Yeah, you heard me right. By playing Minecraft, you can actually make a real-life difference in someone’s life. How crazy is that?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s do this! Who knew that gaming could be so wholesome and rewarding? Plus, you might just make a new friend along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some magic happen!

Fraudulent Minecraft SMP Mastermind

#youtube, controversy, criminal, debate, Deception, dishonesty, doubt, Ethics, fraud, fraudulent, gray area, illegal, investigation, law, Legality, mastermind, Minecraft, question.., scam, skepticism, smp, suspicious, Unethical, Video

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1776
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	275	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to be part of a server where the sheep are actually undercover agents spying on the players. That’s right, watch your back because that innocent-looking sheep might be reporting your every move to the server admins!

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with them or will you fight against their tyranny?

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the pigs are actually master chefs cooking up gourmet meals for the players? Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join us now and see for yourself!

GiggleCraft: No Kicks for Loud Laughs

acceptance, advocacy, autism, children, compassion, discrimination, Empathy, family, GiggleCraft, Giggling, inclusion, kicks, laughs, loud, Moana, movie theater, neurodiversity, non verbal, parenting, parenting challenges, sensory issues, special needs, stigma, Understanding

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6096
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can laugh and giggle all you want without judgment? Look no further! Join our server for a Moana-themed adventure like no other!

Imagine a world where Hey-Hey the chicken gets all the screen time he deserves, and you can giggle to your heart’s content without anyone giving you dirty looks. Our server is a safe space for all, even if you’re non-verbal and just want to enjoy the funny parts of your favorite movie.

Don’t let the haters bring you down, join our server and let your laughter ring out loud and proud! Who needs a movie theater when you can have the ultimate Moana experience in Minecraft? Come on in and let the giggles flow!

CraftyKidz

“Youth, advice, aging, CraftyKidz, hindsight, life choices, life lessons, looking back, missed opportunities, Nostalgia, past mistakes, personal growth, regrets, Reminiscing, second chances, self improvement, self reflection, time travel, wisdom, wish fulfillment, Wishful thinking

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3116
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Magic Items Found:	5381
Ores Mined:	3052	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Do you wish you built a roller coaster in your backyard when you were younger? Well, now you can fulfill that childhood dream on our Minecraft server! Join us and create the most epic roller coaster the virtual world has ever seen. Who needs a boring old backyard when you can have a roller coaster that goes through lava pits and over giant mountains? Let your inner child run wild and join us today!

Assad’s Torture Minecraft Server

Abuse, Assad, Assads, Conflict, Dictatorship, HUMAN RIGHTS, Memories, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Oppression, palestinians, political prisoners, Refugees, ruined homes, Server, Suffering, Syria, testimonies, torture, Trauma, violence, War

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6868
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Emeralds Found:	8395	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Falling into the Void:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Yo, come join this cray cray Minecraft server where the buildings are all messed up like those ruined homes in Palestine. But don’t worry, we ain’t talkin’ bout no sad stuff like Assad’s torture, we talkin’ bout epic adventures and wild shenanigans!

Join us if you wanna see some crazy builds that look like they’ve been through a war (but in a fun way, not a sad way). Explore the land and uncover hidden secrets that will blow your mind!

Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world that’s been turned upside down. Who needs normal when you can have insane?! Let’s get weird together, fam!

CraftyTrudeauDownfall

Canadian government, Canadian politics, CraftyTrudeauDownfall, Crisis, Defeat, Downfall, election, Government, key ally, leadership, Liberal party, lose power, opposition, political alliance, political turmoil, political upheaval, power struggle, prime minister, Topple, trudeau, Vote of No Confidence

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	129
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, trudeau is losing power and stuff, but, like, you can totally gain power on this server, bro. like, our key ally is, like, a total boss and is gonna help you topple all the other players. it’s gonna be, like, a total showdown, dude. join now and become the ruler of this crazy minecraft world. trust me, it’s gonna be epic.

Mystic Isles of Elysium 1.20.4

1.20.4, 92023556, ANONYMOUS, anonymous rip, anonymous tribute, Condolences, death, Elysium, Grief, GRIEVING, Isles, Loss, Memory, mourning, mourning loss, mystic, No. 92023556, Remembrance, RIP, sad, sorrow, Sympathy, Tribute

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6592
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Enchantments Applied:	288
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	1823
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where you can ride giant chickens and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. Yeah, you heard me right. This server is like a psychedelic trip through a rainbow-filled wonderland. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – every player gets their own pet dragon that farts rainbows! So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. But be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave. Peace out, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

Help Me Minecraft SMP

becoming the man, goal-setting, lifestyle change, Minecraft, Need Help, personal growth, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self esteem, self improvement, Self Motivation, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-empowerment, self-image, self-image enhancement, self-improvement journey, self-improvement tips, self-transformation, smp, transformation

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8018
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Star Shards Collected:	235
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Emeralds Found:	6472	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Do you dream of becoming the ultimate Chad of the server, flexing your diamond armor and enchanted weapons on all the peasants? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us and you’ll be transformed into the man in the pic in every way possible. You’ll have the strength of a thousand creepers, the agility of an ocelot, and the charm of a baby pig. Rumor has it that the man in the pic once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Are you up for the challenge?

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. If you can impress him with your building skills, he may just grant you access to his secret stash of rare blocks and treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate man in the pic. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs!

MomDeservedItLOL

Boundaries, christmas party, college break, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, emotional response, family, household responsibilities, lack of privacy, living arrangements, messy room, MomDeservedItLOL, Mother, parental expectations, personal belongings, personal space, raised surface, relationship dynamics, Self-expression, tea spill

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1733
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Animals Bred:	136
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Are you tired of your mom invading your Minecraft room and messing up your stuff? Join our server and escape to a world where your mom can’t ruin your tea-stained papers and yarn! Build your own room without any interference and enjoy the ultimate privacy.

We understand the struggle of living with a mom who just can’t keep her hands off your things. That’s why our server is the perfect place for you to express yourself without any judgment or tea spillage. Let your creativity run wild and show your mom who’s boss in the virtual world!

Don’t be an asshole in real life, join our server and let out all your frustrations in a fun and safe environment. Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect therapy for dealing with overbearing moms? Join now and start building your dream room without any interference!

StrangerDanger in Minecraft SMP

bizarre conversation, bizarre encounter, bizarre story, Minecraft, odd conversation, odd meeting, odd story, odd stranger, peculiar experience, peculiar stranger, random encounter, random story, smp, strange conversation, strange encounter, strange story, stranger, StrangerDanger, unexpected meeting, unusual interaction, unusual stranger, weird encounter, weird story

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2205
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Falling into the Void:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a wild rollercoaster of craziness and shenanigans! Like one time, I was just mining for diamonds and a random player dressed as a giant chicken came up to me and started dancing the Macarena! And then out of nowhere, a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles appeared and started throwing emeralds at us! It was so random and hilarious, I couldn’t stop laughing!

But wait, there’s more! Another time, I was building a castle and a player dressed as a unicorn rode in on a rainbow and started giving out enchanted golden apples to everyone! And then a group of pandas riding on flying pigs swooped in and started a dance party with disco lights and techno music! It was like a rave in the middle of a medieval kingdom, I couldn’t believe my eyes!

So if you want to experience the most insane and wacky adventures in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP! Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have with strangers, but one thing’s for sure, you’ll never be bored! Join now and let the madness begin!