BdayPresentsGone – NoRegrets | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6550
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Magic Items Found:	1080
Ores Mined:	5845	Elemental Crystals Collected:	48
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	74
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that will teach your kids some gratitude? Look no further than our server, where we turn entitled brats into humble players!

Join now and watch as your kids learn the value of appreciation. Our server is filled with challenges that will make them realize that not everything in life is handed to them on a silver platter.

We even have a special “Ungrateful Birthday” event where players have to rewrap their presents and show gratitude before they can move on to the next level. Watch as they throw tantrums and stomp their virtual feet in frustration!

So if you want your kids to stop acting like spoiled brats and start being thankful for what they have, join our server now! Who knows, they might even learn to appreciate that iron pickaxe they’ve been taking for granted.

BlockPartyBae

BlockPartyBae, Boundaries, creepy behavior, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, Harassment, high school drama, Manipulation, peer pressure, rejection, social dynamics, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage drama, teenage relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3649
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9539	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Villages Defended:	20	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane story!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!

But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!

SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Channels.., crisis management., Development, diplomatic relations, financial support, FOREIGN AID, funding, humanitarian crisis, i24NEWS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, political decision, Refugees, Server, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2818
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Enchantments Applied:	157
Ores Mined:	2557	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

so liek, sweden was liek, nah we aint givin u money no more UNRWA, we outtie. but dont worry, they said they gonna find other ways to get dat cash flow goin. come join our minecraft server, we got crazier stories than sweden cuttin off UNRWA funding. we got pigs flyin, creepers singin, and villagers doin the cha cha slide. u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the madness begin!

UncontactedCraft

Amazon community, conservation, culture, discovery, documentary, Exploration, first glimpse, hidden, indigenous, ISOLATED, Photographs, preservation, Rainforest, remote, Reveal, Traditional, Tribe, Uncontacted, UncontactedCraft, unknown, untouched

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7735
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Animals Bred:	167
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

have u ever wanted to explore a world where u can meet uncontacted amazon tribes? well, our minecraft server lets u do just that!!!! come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious tribes in the virtual world. who knows, maybe u will even become their leader and start a new civilization!!!!! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!!!!!!

AstroKnight Adventures

Adventures, AstroKnight, astronaut, astronaut career, astronaut knight, astronaut knight armor, astronaut knight ceremony, astronaut knight code of conduct, astronaut knight duties, astronaut knight helmet, astronaut knight oath, astronaut knight qualifications, astronaut knight responsibilities, astronaut knight sword, astronaut knight title, astronaut knight training, Chivalry, dream job, Honor, knight, space exploration

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	876
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

hey u, yea u, ever wanted to be an astronaut but also a knight at the same time? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams of exploring space AND fighting dragons with a sword.

imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.

we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

14567131, 267550, 3737318958, 4533971437, 775800, banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, Only, personal account, Rating, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9835
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	977
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Secret Passages Found:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Farms Harvested:	919	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	269
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	31

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9278
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Farms Harvested:	683

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7226
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	896
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9660
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8114
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	549	Star Shards Collected:	274

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8625
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4897
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Divine Spears Created:	22
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Dimension Hops:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Runes Activated:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.

SurvivalState Network

Community, Custom Shop, Discord, discord server, Economy, Extreme Minecraft Experience, Factions, Factories, growth, minecraft server, multiplayer, nation, Network, ONLINE, Plots, PvP, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Server, SurvivalState, Towny, Townywars

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3877
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Emeralds Found:	8723	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Server Name	SurvivalState Network
Server Type	Minecraft Towny
Version	1.21.1
Features	Economy TownyWars Factories Custom Shop Extreme Minecraft Experience Many More

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

What is Towny on this server?

Towny is similar to factions where players are grouped together within a town. Towns can create their own bylaws and run as they please. Members are given x amount of plots per person and can gain more by joining a nation. TownyWars are also enabled for that faction-like gameplay.

How long has the server been open?

SurvivalState Network has been open since 2017, only supporting Towny at the moment. We are a tight-knit community that is expanding to new players.

What is the server’s Discord?

Join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/m48zasjftU.

How can I join the server?

You can join us at play.survivalstate.net on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Lazuli Light Realm 1.20

#youtube, alt, bluesky, debut, Elira Pendora, Ero Sakana, FairyFreaky, FeeshMetal Gear, Finana Ryugu, Forever Home, Fujo Solar Dragon, Ghost Maid, graduated, lazuli, lazulight, LazuLight in 3D., LazuLight Music, Lazulight+ General, Light, M&M Podcast, mega.nz, Mint Fantôme, Pomu Rainpuff, Realm, twitter, vods, Voicepacks, Wallpapers

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7926
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Magic Items Found:	6732
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Star Shards Collected:	189	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Buildings Constructed:	28
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Snowy Minecraft SMP Sale 2024

Bad Luck, Bee, christmas present, digital downloads, DISCOUNTS, games, Gaming Community, gaming deals, holiday joy, holiday season, Meal, Minecraft, pc games, Profiles, room, sale, smp, Snowy, steam winter sale, video games, wishlist recommendations, wishlists

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8700
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2421	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Star Shards Collected:	65
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and unexpected alliances. Our server is like no other, with crazy events happening every day that will leave you in stitches.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and rare loot just waiting to be discovered. Plus, our resident prankster has rigged the entire server with booby traps that will keep you on your toes at all times.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to cause mayhem and mischief wherever they go. You never know what crazy scheme they’ll come up with next, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a blast!

So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And remember, your fortune may say “Bad Luck,” but with a little bit of chaos and a whole lot of laughter, you’ll be having the time of your life!