BdayPresentsGone – NoRegrets | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1912
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Buildings Constructed:	31	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that will teach your kids some gratitude? Look no further than our server, where we turn entitled brats into humble players!

Join now and watch as your kids learn the value of appreciation. Our server is filled with challenges that will make them realize that not everything in life is handed to them on a silver platter.

We even have a special “Ungrateful Birthday” event where players have to rewrap their presents and show gratitude before they can move on to the next level. Watch as they throw tantrums and stomp their virtual feet in frustration!

So if you want your kids to stop acting like spoiled brats and start being thankful for what they have, join our server now! Who knows, they might even learn to appreciate that iron pickaxe they’ve been taking for granted.

Seattle Chubby Cuties 1.20.3

1.20.3, asian beauty, Asian curves, Asian girls, asian women, Asians, bbw, big tits, Busty, busty Asians, busty beauties, CHUBBY, curvy, cute, Cuties, Pacific Northwest, plus size, seattle, Seattle area, Seattle locals, voluptuous, Washington state

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2223
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Villages Defended:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Yo, bro, forget about chubby Asians with big tits near Seattle, join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Because we have virtual chubby Asians with big tits that you can build houses for and protect from creepers. It’s like a weird anime fantasy come to life, but blocky and pixelated. Plus, who needs real people when you can have virtual ones that won’t judge you for spending 12 hours straight mining diamonds? Join now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

MomDadMinecraftServer

Boundaries, Communication Issues, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, family relationships, financial struggles, generational differences, gift giving, hurt feelings, long voice messages, misunderstandings, MomDadMinecraftServer, mother-daughter conflict, mother-in-law dynamics, parenting challenges, postpartum stress, pregnancy emotions, setting boundaries, social media etiquette, venting frustrations

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5475
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Meteorites Collected:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun and games await! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky landscapes and pixelated wonders.

Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose without worrying about accidentally listening to a voice message meant for someone else.

Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t complain about your fiancée’s teasing greetings. Plus, our server is a judgment-free zone where you can post baby shower gift pictures whenever you want without fear of meltdowns.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!

SpellboundSMP – Say my name and get teleported to a random location in the Minecraft world!

Bewitchment, casting a spell, Charm, conjuring, Enchantment, FANTASY, hex, incantation, invoking power, location, Magic, magical name, Minecraft, mystical, mystical spell, name.., Random, sorcery, Spell, SpellboundSMP, Supernatural, teleported, witchcraft, Wizardry, world

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1659
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Falling into the Void:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Star Shards Collected:	205	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Runes Activated:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	1226	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the Nether!

When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.

And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.

PetPalsCraft

Animal Behavior, Bonding, Communication, Companionship, Connection, emotional intelligence, human-animal bond, pet behavior, pet care, pet communication, pet companionship., pet empathy, pet love, pet owners, pet psychology, pet relationships, Pet understanding, PetPalsCraft, Pets, Understanding

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9257
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Astral Projections Made:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Do you ever feel like your pet is secretly plotting against you? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that allows your in-game pet to communicate with you telepathically! Imagine having your trusty Minecraft dog whispering hilarious jokes and witty comebacks in your ear as you explore the virtual world together.

Join our server and witness the epic saga of Sir Fluffykins, the heroic Minecraft cat who single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a fish and a can-do attitude. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary Piggy McPorkchop, the swine who can outsmart any player in a game of hide-and-seek.

So come on over and experience the magic of our Minecraft server, where pets are more than just companions – they’re your partners in crime, your confidants, and your ticket to a world of endless laughter and adventure. Who knows, maybe your pet will finally reveal their master plan to take over the server and become the ultimate ruler of the pixelated realm!

Sky High Survival

air transportation, air travel, airline incidents, airline regulations, airline safety, airplane fatalities, airplane safety, Aviation (Industry), aviation accidents, aviation news, aviation safety measures, commercial airplane, flight dangers, flight mortality, flight risks, HIGH, passenger safety, plane accidents, plane crashes, SKY, Survival, travel risks, Travel Statistics

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3533
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Magic Items Found:	2857
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

so, like, u ever been on a plane and thought “wow, what if i die in a fiery crash”? well, guess what, the chances just went UP! but fear not, cuz u can escape that fate by joining our EPIC minecraft server! no more worrying about plummeting to ur doom, just build ur own lil world and chillax with ur pals. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. no joke. join now before the airplanes get u!

PizzaCity

Active, apply, bedrock, Chill, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Join, laid back, multiplayer, PizzaCity, Player Base, Server, smp, Survival, Tags: Minecraft, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7618
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Animals Bred:	188	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Endless Night Skies:	5
Ores Mined:	9058	Players Killed by Monsters:	9883
Secret Passages Found:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Are you looking for a laid-back whitelisted Bedrock SMP server with a friendly community? Look no further, we have a dedicated player base and a relatively active Discord. If you’re looking for a chill server then join today! Visit our website to apply.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	You can visit our website and fill out the application form.
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, the server is whitelisted to maintain a friendly and safe community.
How active is the Discord server?	We have a relatively active Discord server where players can chat and coordinate in-game activities.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on the Bedrock edition of Minecraft.

Eternal Kingdoms 1.20.2

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #nsfwart, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.20.2, bgm, Collabs, cover, ETERNAL, fanbase, hololive, Kingdoms, love, merch, Music, originalsong, QandA, Reporting, Schedule, streaming

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9440
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Votes:	3910
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	13

Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of OuroKronii! We got streams, we got memes, we got fanbase tags that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the original songs and BGMs – they’ll have you grooving like a creeper on a dance floor!

TasteTestWifey

béchamel sauce, cayenne pepper, Chef, chicken noodle soup, Communication, Cooking, creamy chicken and wild rice soup, culinary skills, Dinner, family, family dynamics, Food, food critique, home cook, kitchen, meal preparation, recipe experimentation, spice usage, taste testing, TasteTestWifey

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5806
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Are you tired of cooking amazing meals for your ungrateful family? Join our Minecraft server where all your culinary creations will be appreciated like never before!

Imagine a world where every block you place is like seasoning a dish to perfection. Our community of players will savor every build you create, just like they savor your delicious meals.

No more family members disrespecting your cooking skills by adding cayenne pepper without even tasting the dish first. On our server, your creations will be treated with the respect they deserve.

So come join us and experience a world where your culinary talents are truly valued. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chef friend who will praise your building skills just like your real chef friend praised your cooking chops!

Y2KTeenager Minecraft SMP

adolescence, aim, Coming of Age, dial-up internet, early 2000s, emo, fashion, flip phones, internet, low rise jeans, Minecraft, Music, myspace, Nostalgia, pop culture, Pop Punk, smp, social media, Technology, teenager, trends, y2k, Y2KTeenager

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4141
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	15

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, back in the early 2000s, being a teenager was like, soooo cray cray. But on this server, it’s like reliving those wild times but in blocky form. We have like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. And like, the mods are like, super cool and always throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and shenanigans. So come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime, or at least until the next update wipes everything out. YOLO, amirite?

SongRentFreeCraft

#earworm, brain soundtrack, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, constant earworm., constant replay, endless loop., mental playlist, music obsession, musical addiction, musical loop, musical obsession., never-ending earworm, never-ending song, nonstop music, persistent melody, song on repeat, song stuck on repeat, SongRentFreeCraft, stuck in my head, tune stuck in my brain

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6985
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	679	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Villages Defended:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	3805	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate jam-packed party for your blocky adventures!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant creepers with laser eyes, riding on flying pigs that poop diamonds, and building a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored obsidian.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jukebox Jamboree, where all the songs in your head come to life and throw the wildest dance parties you’ve ever seen. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the music take over your Minecraft world!

AstroCraft Minecraft Server

2032, asteroid, ASTROCRAFT, Astronomy, celestial body, collision, Cosmic, discovery, Earth, Impact, Minecraft, NASA, near-Earth object, planetary defense, potential threat, Probability, risk assessment, Science, Server, SKY, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5995
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Magic Wands Crafted:	19

OMG GUYS, SO THERES THIS CRAZY ASTEROID THAT MIGHT SMASH INTO EARTH IN 2032, BUT DONT WORRY, WE FOUND A WAY TO ESCAPE! JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND BUILD A GIANT SPACESHIP TO FLY AWAY TO SAFETY! WE GOT CREEPERS AS ALIENS, ZOMBIES AS SPACE INVADERS, AND DIAMONDS AS FUEL! COME JOIN US BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND WE ALL BECOME SPACE DUST! #ASTEROIDPARTY2022 #SAVETHEBLOCKS 🚀💎🌌

PotomacCraft: Air Traffic Control

Air, air traffic control, airport closure, Aviation, control, crashes, Delays, emergency, ground stop, Incident, investigation, News, Potomac River, PotomacCraft, Reagan National Airport, rescue operation, Safety, small aircraft, traffic, traffic control, Transportation, travel, Updates, washington dc

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4353
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	47
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much chaos that even planes are crashing into rivers just to get a taste of the action! we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground base where the llamas rule with an iron hoof. if you’re not afraid of a little turbulence, then hop on board and see if you can survive the madness. who needs a boring old airport when you can have a crash landing in our world of mayhem and mischief? come on, what are you waiting for? the llamas are calling your name!

Vaxxed&Vulnerable: Infertility&KidneyRisk

comorbidities, coronavirus, Covid-19, COVID-19-related, diseases, fully vaccinated, general population, health, infertility disorders, InfertilityKidneyRisk, kidney diseases, long-term effects, mortality, mortality risk, pandemic, Population, research, Risks, study, vaccinated individuals, VaxxedVulnerable

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8301
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Love Letters Sent:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	0

LOLZ come join our EPIC Minecraft server where we have a study of 58 million blockheads and found out that if you have eight diseases like potatoitis and creeperphobia, you are five times more likely to die from a zombie attack than the general Steve population! 😱🧟‍♂️

But don’t worry, our server has magical potions and enchanted armor to protect you from any deadly mobs or diseases. Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from any pesky creepers or skeletons trying to ruin your day. 🕵️‍♂️🦴

So come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Just watch out for those killer chickens, they’re no joke! 🐔💥 #MinecraftMadness

Solitary Madness 1.20.4

+18, 1.20.4, alone in my room, chat buddy, Drinking, drunk rant, gaming buddy, going insane, ISOLATION, Loneliness, madness, mental health, near my age, need someone to talk to, no blacks, no ESLs, no fat fucks, no gays, play games, seeking company, socializing, solitary, vc on discord

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3700
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Void Gems Collected:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and chaotic time ever! We have more madness than a drunk rant about absolute bullshit! No boring people allowed, only cool kids who are ready to game and have a blast. Plus, we have a strict no-gays, no-blacks, no-fat-fucks, and no-ESLs policy because we only want the best of the best. So if you’re ready to join a server that’s as wild as a room full of crazy people, then hop on board and let’s get this party started!

DailyDuo Minecraft Server

autism, bathroom etiquette, college dorms, college life, daily routine, DailyDuo, disruptive behavior, Minecraft, on-campus living, personal hygiene, petty behavior, roommate conflict, roommate issues, Routine, Schedule, Server, shower schedule, shower seat, shower stall, showering, showering habits, Skincare Routine

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3504
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to your specific routine? Look no further! Our server is perfect for high-functioning autistics who need a consistent showering schedule. Join us and experience the thrill of showering in our handicap stall every single day at 6:30 PM sharp!

But wait, there’s more! Encounter hilarious drama with other players who just can’t handle your showering routine. Watch as they groan, sigh, and complain loudly about the big shower being taken. Will you stand your ground and assert your showering rights, or will you be pressured to finish up faster? The choice is yours!

Join now and witness epic showdowns in the bathroom, where grunting, cursing, and stomping are all part of the fun. And don’t forget to lotion your skin extra slowly for maximum pettiness – it’s all part of the experience!

So, are you ready to dive into the wild world of showering drama? Join our server today and show everyone that showering at the same time every day is not just a routine, it’s a way of life!