BdayLurker Minecraft Server

attention whore, BdayLurker, Birthday, celebration, Community, Cool, drivers’ licenses, dull, forum, Friends, Fun, Happy Birthday, laughs, Lurking, Minecraft, ONLINE, Party, pencils, picrel, poor quality, Prove, Server, social media

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1689
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Zombie Dances:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	7795	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	76
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! So, tomorrow is my birthday and I just couldn’t resist the urge to attention whore about it on this server. I mean, who wouldn’t want to celebrate their special day in the virtual world, am I right?

Now, I know the picture quality is poor and my pencils are dull, but hey, at least I tried to prove my point with that blurry driver’s license pic. And let’s be real, who needs proof when you can just join this epic server and have a blast?

Join us for some crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a birthday party or two (virtual cake included, of course). Trust me, this place is so cool, you won’t want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3305
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Potions Brewed:	104
Zombie Dances:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1554
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9410
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3550
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4822
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Void Gems Collected:	13	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7374
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Dimension Hops:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Potions Brewed:	119
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8510
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8425
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8957
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	141

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9123
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Zombie Dances:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5590
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2968
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	59
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8509
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8403
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	102	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Meteorites Collected:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1151
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Magic Items Found:	8705	Votes:	9673
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	2

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever