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Tit Windows Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being judged for your fashion choices in Minecraft? Look no further than our server, where we embrace all styles, even if you wear tit windows! That’s right, on our server, you can let your freak flag fly and show off those pixelated assets with pride. Join us and be part of a community that celebrates individuality and creativity, no matter how scandalous your outfit may be. Plus, rumor has it that wearing tit windows gives you special powers in-game, like the ability to summon chickens to do your bidding or turn creepers into friendly pets. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your tit windows shine!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Animals Bred:	15
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Astral Projections Made:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Protect and Breed Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

Join us if you want to protect your precious villagers while also breeding them like there’s no tomorrow. We’ve got a whole new level of villager care that will have you feeling like a proud parent in no time.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Olympics, where chickens compete in events like egg laying contests and feather fluffing competitions. It’s a clucking good time, guaranteed to make you crack up!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even become the next Chicken Champion!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Alien Abductions:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CraftyKidsDrugFree

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Ever wondered what it would be like to navigate through the tumultuous world of foster care in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Our server offers a unique experience where you can roleplay as a traumatized child who makes questionable decisions, like mistaking candy for drugs. But hey, who hasn’t been there, right?

Join us as we dive into the complex relationships between players, where betrayal, forgiveness, and understanding are all part of the game. Experience the thrill of uncovering the deep-rooted traumas of your fellow players and watch as friendships are tested and bonds are strengthened.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey filled with heart-to-heart conversations, emotional revelations, and a whole lot of Minecraft fun. Who knew that a virtual world could be so full of drama?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

RetroCraft: $XX Memories

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Are you tired of paying outrageous prices for virtual blocks in other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Our server offers blocks at prices so low, you’ll think you’ve traveled back in time to when they were only XX$!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Block Bandit, a sneaky player who steals blocks from unsuspecting builders and leaves behind hilarious pranks in their place. Join our server and see if you have what it takes to outsmart the Block Bandit and reclaim your stolen blocks!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hidden deep within the mines. Dance the night away with your fellow players while dodging creepers and zombies – it’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover the hidden treasure rumored to be buried somewhere in the world… but beware, it’s guarded by a pack of wild wolves wearing top hats!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

LuhanskMeatGrinder Minecraft Server

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LOL come join our minecraft server where we have syrian mercenaries fighting in a meat grinder HAHAHA. it’s like a battle royale but with minecraft blocks and crazy russian tactics. you’ll be dodging bullets and building shelters while trying to survive the chaos. join now for the most intense and hilarious gameplay you’ll ever experience. trust us, you won’t regret it!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Zombie Dances:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Mythical Relics Collected:	16

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

CraftyZelenskyy’sWarzone

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so like, u gotta join our amazin minecraft server, cuz like, zelenskyy himself announced that our server has the STRONGEST military content everrrr in his victory plan!! like, u can build tanks and helicopters and wage epic battles with other players!! it’s like world war 3 but in minecraft, so like, way more fun and less dangerous, ya know? join now and be a part of zelenskyy’s ultimate victory plan!! it’s gonna be lit, fam!! 🚀🔥🎮

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	71
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Octopus Stomach Crawl

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join our epic minecraft server and experience the thrill of having an octopus crawl into your stomach without hurting you! it’s like a free massage from the inside out, plus you’ll have a new best friend for life. who needs a pet dog when you can have a stomach octopus? come join us and see what other wacky adventures await you on our server. we promise you’ll never look at minecraft the same way again!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Panic BuyCraft: Evolutionary Game

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so, like, u ever wondered why u feel the urge to buy all the toilet paper when there’s a pandemic? well, on our minecraft server, we explore the wacky world of panic buying in a way that will blow ur mind. we have this crazy game based on prospect theory where u gotta make decisions that will either save ur virtual life or leave u stranded without any diamonds. it’s like survival mode on steroids, bro. join us if u wanna see how ur brain works when u’re freaking out about running out of supplies. plus, we have a secret level where u can fight off zombie shoppers in a grocery store. it’s wild, man. come check it out and unlock the mysteries of panic buying in the age of covid-19. it’s a trip, i swear.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Alien Abductions:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Emeralds Found:	1092
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

DeekzSMP

Adventure, building, Community, Crafting, Crates, Dungeons, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Friendly, KitPvP, Minigames, Mining, Mods, multiplayer, PvP, Quests, Realms, Roleplay, Support, Survival

DeekzSMP is a high quality survival economy server with crates opening and much more.Want to join the fun?Join play.deekzsmp.xyz now!Supportive and friendly community awaits you!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Novidium Skyblock: Where chests sell themselves and pigs fly!

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Server Name	Novidium
IP	play.novidium.net
Overview	Novidium is a simple skyblock server where players build islands, complete challenges, and participate in a player-to-player economy. The server aims to bring back the nostalgia of older skyblock servers with a balance between traditional and modern features.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What type of challenges can players expect on Novidium?	Players can complete challenges such as obtaining 64 sugar cane to earn rewards like dirt or sand. These challenges provide a purpose to farming items and make certain items rare but not limited in supply.
How does the player economy work on Novidium?	There are no admin shops on the server; all trading, buying, and selling is done between players. Players need to build their own shops on their islands using chests and signs to facilitate transactions.
What are the main features of Novidium?	The server focuses on challenges, player-to-player economy, and leaderboards. There are leaderboard for the richest players and the highest level islands based on block rarity and quantity.
Is Novidium suitable for all types of players?	The server may not appeal to everyone, but it offers a unique and balanced skyblock experience that combines elements of classic and modern gameplay.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most feeble adventurer can thrive! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll encounter bizarre creatures, mystical lands, and maybe even a talking cow or two.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret dungeons, hidden treasures, and even a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of derpiness.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on an epic journey filled with laughter, danger, and maybe a few explosions along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Emeralds Found:	7009

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

The Space Cadet – Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Our Cheating Edition is all about pushing the boundaries and breaking the rules in the most hilarious ways possible.

Join us for Whiteboy Denial Week where you can save up your cum and release your tension with everyone on the 1st to the 8th of every month! Share your progress, edge count, and see who can hold out the longest.

But that’s not all, we have the most advanced AI everyone is using – NovelAI V.3 for just $25 a month for unlimited gens. Use it to create the most outrageous stories and scenarios in the game.

And don’t forget about our BLACKED Modding, where you can turn Genshin Impact and Zenless Zone Zero into a whole new experience.

Plus, we have official BLACKED clothing, a dedicated Booru for all your creations, a BNWO Dictionary for all your wild terms, and even a Slur Strokes/Earned Orgasms Program for those who want to push the limits even further.

Join us on this wild ride and see just how far you can go in the most insane Minecraft SMP server out there!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CraftyHubbyCutback

balance, Boundaries, children, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CraftyHubbyCutback, Discord, family, financial responsibility, Gaming, hobbies, Marriage, Priorities, quality time, relationships, self-care, socialization, Support, Time management, Understanding, video games

Are you tired of your spouse spending more time with their virtual friends than with you? Join our Minecraft server where we guarantee that your significant other will be too busy building pixelated castles to even think about chatting with strangers online!

Our server is so addictive that your husband will forget all about rewriting movies and chatting on discord. Instead, he’ll be too busy mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers to even remember the existence of his phone game alliance.

Plus, we have a strict rule against encouraging unnecessary purchases like a ps5. Instead, we encourage our players to spend quality time with their loved ones (or at least their Minecraft buddies).

So join our server now and save your marriage from the clutches of virtual friendships and late-night chats. Who needs discord drama when you can have blocky adventures with your spouse?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Crops Grown:	6805	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

BlockyLove30

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Are you tired of boring old relationships that fizzle out after a few years? Well, join our Minecraft server and watch your relationships evolve from simple friendships to epic love stories between the ages of 20 and 30! Who needs dating apps when you can find your soulmate while mining for diamonds together? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret love potion hidden somewhere in the server that guarantees eternal love (results may vary). So come join us and see how your relationships can level up from level 20 to level 30 in no time!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Potions Brewed:	67	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

SwordCraft: Kursk’s Revenge

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Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz we got crazier battles than the alleged Russian execution of a Ukrainian soldier with a sword inscribed ‘for Kursk’! Our PvP arena is lit AF, with players wielding diamond swords and enchanted armor like bosses.

But wait, there’s more! Our survival world is like a post-apocalyptic wasteland, where you gotta scavenge for resources and fend off zombie hordes. Trust me, it’s more intense than a sword fight with a Russian soldier.

And if that’s not enough, we have custom mini-games that will blow your mind. Ever played Minecraft parkour on a moving platform suspended in the sky? Yeah, we got that.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who needs real-life drama when you can have this much fun in a virtual world?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Alien Abductions:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magic Items Found:	4821
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	347
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1