BdayBlockBummer | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9149
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Zombie Dances:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9128
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	4875	Void Armor Forged:	19
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2053
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Animals Bred:	156
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7255
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4389
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Farms Harvested:	547	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	88	Meteorites Collected:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9230
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2297
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	106
Holy Grails Found:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1796
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Enchantments Applied:	131
Villages Defended:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Divine Spears Created:	14
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6530
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	1594
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Endless Night Skies:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4975
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6736
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Magic Items Found:	4694	Emeralds Found:	4896
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	407
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Villages Defended:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
New Chunks Explored:	686096	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Votes:	3080	Demon Skulls Collected:	47

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7848
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Crops Grown:	8272	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2012
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4278
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5103
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.

🕰️🌐 [1.5.2] RuLamp || Retro Minecraft server 🌐🕰️ Minecraft server

1.5.2, anniversary, bugs, Cheating, Cities, Civilization, Content Creation, Countries, Discord, Donations, dynamic map, Fair Play, grif, Minecraft, nostalgic, old school, private access, Retro, RuLamp, Server, Settlements, Survival, white list

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	785
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	30

[1.5.2] RuLamp is a nostalgic server for lamp and old-school survival.

Your world – your rules, your civilization!In order to start playing, you need to join discord and write an application in order to get on the white list.

Players themselves create the rules on the server. However, there are basic rules on the server that must be followed on the server:

• Cheating and bug use are prohibited.

• Grif is also prohibited on the server.

• There is a dynamic map on the server.

• Complete absence of donations on the server, which ensures fair play.

• Players themselves create content for an interesting pastime on the server

• Players build their own settlements, cities and countries in which they live and develop together.

• Only chests have private access to the server, which gives you confidence that you will not be robbed.

• And the most important thing is that we have been working for you for a whole year 😀

↑↑ Go to the discord server above and join us! ↑↑

95.216.62.177:25582

Players:	95/400	Votes:	8040
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Farms Harvested:	110	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	523991