Bcraft: Where adults pretend to be kids and kids pretend to be adults

Adults, base, Bcraft, Builder, Community, Diamond, Discord, Economy, Explorer, Grief, hermitcraft, Kids, Minecraft, Mod Pack, Plugins, PRETEND, Protection, redstoner, Server, shopping district, smp, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	681
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Mines Excavated:	3122	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	18+ SMP Community
Server Version	1.20.4
Land Claims	No land claims but protection plugins for rollback
Server Reset	Never reset
Discord Policy	Leaving Discord results in removal from whitelist
Economy	Diamonds as currency with shopping district at spawn

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I claim land on the server?

There are no land claims allowed, but we have protection plugins to rollback any grief or stealing.

2. Will the server ever reset?

No, the server will never reset, allowing you to keep your progress intact even if you take breaks.

3. What happens if I leave the Discord server?

If you leave the Discord server, you will be removed from the whitelist and your base area may potentially be reset to ensure long-term sustainability of the SMP community.

4. What is the server’s economy like?

We use diamonds as currency and have a shopping district at spawn, similar to Hermitcraft.

5. Are there any rules on the server?

We have zero tolerance for discrimination or racism, but friendly banter is welcome. And remember, never trust HMitten!

6. What type of players are welcome on the server?

We welcome players of all types, whether you’re a redstoner, explorer, or builder. We are more build-oriented and have limited technical aspects due to server performance.

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3314
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6818
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6735
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	43	Secret Passages Found:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3831
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	168
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97
New Chunks Explored:	148608	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7824
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7824
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Void Gems Collected:	22	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7414
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
New Chunks Explored:	876294	Divine Spears Created:	12
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7242
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8738
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Divine Spears Created:	25	Falling into the Void:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	12

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	901
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Void Gems Collected:	18	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1115	Star Shards Collected:	191
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Gods Slained:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	959
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4212
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	45

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4271
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Meteorites Collected:	0	Void Gems Collected:	27
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dimension Hops:	4

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9772
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	44	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Alien Abductions:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.