| Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 3974 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 6 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 14 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
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| Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 1702 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 136 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 171 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 20 | Orbs of Power Found: | 7 |
Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?
So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.
| Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 6356 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 44 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 6 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 |
| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 4656 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 2653 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 5 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Villages Defended: | 9 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 8 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 6599 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
| Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 7781 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 13 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Runes Activated: | 4 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 15 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Server Name | Java Survival SMP Server |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Survival |
| Server Address | mc.javasurvival.com |
| Discord | Join us on Discord |
Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.
A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.
A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.
A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.
A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.
A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.
A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.
| Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 7112 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 15 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.
You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.
So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
| Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 8654 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 18 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Enchantments Applied: | 167 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 23 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 6 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2918 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 13 |
| Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 4783 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 |
| Dimension Hops: | 14 | Mines Excavated: | 4202 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 9461 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
Join us and leave behind the chaos of family feuds and confidentiality breaches. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any drama following you around.
And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a nurse who knows your sister and can text her to make sure she’s okay in the game! Just imagine the possibilities of virtual connections and misunderstandings that lead to outrageous complaints.
So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun to deal with creepers and zombies than family members filing complaints against each other.
| Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 8738 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 | Magic Items Found: | 1405 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!
| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 7591 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Villages Defended: | 12 |
| Farms Harvested: | 539 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 19 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 38 |
Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and creative as you are, so get ready to experience the most epic adventures of your Minecraft life.
And if you’re feeling a little mischievous, we have plenty of opportunities for you to cause some chaos. Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato just because? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!
| Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 551 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 35 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 22 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
| Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 9731 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 22 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 14 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| IP | play.bloomsmp.net |
|---|---|
| Joinable Versions | 1.9 – 1.21.4 |
Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.
Website: https://bloomsmp.net
Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server modded? | No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins. |
| What versions can I join with? | You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.4 |
| Is griefing allowed on the server? | No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect the community. |
| Are there regular events on the server? | Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in. |
| Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 6961 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2026 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 25 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 13 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 16 | Magic Crystals Found: | 14 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 1147 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 12 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 49 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Villages Defended: | 18 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 233 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what to expect next. From friendships falling apart to secret relationships being exposed, we’ve got it all.
Join us and experience the thrill of trying to balance supporting your friend in an abusive relationship while also dealing with your own emotional needs. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the one who gets caught up in the chaos?
So come on down to our server and be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft experience you’ll ever encounter. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 9095 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 110 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Wilderness Tamed: | 6 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 |
On our server, you can build your own virtual vacation paradise without breaking the bank or dealing with any angry spouses. No need to worry about debt, health issues, or expensive plane tickets – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.
And hey, if you ever feel like surprising your spouse with a virtual trip, you can always build them a pixelated Eiffel Tower or a blocky Greek island. Who needs real travel when you have the endless possibilities of Minecraft at your fingertips?
So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual travel buddy to explore the pixelated world with. Just don’t forget to pack your diamond pickaxe and enchanted armor – you never know what adventures await in our crazy Minecraft server!
