| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 1902 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Crops Grown: | 5070 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 17 | Mines Excavated: | 4758 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
bbsbox.minehut.gg
| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 449 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 |
| Crops Grown: | 7392 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 11 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 30 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 5622 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 53 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 18 | Animals Bred: | 97 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 46 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 1842 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 11 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 2682 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Void Gems Collected: | 14 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 66 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 9 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!
But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!
| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 2085 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 100 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 433265 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 10 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 5290 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 7 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 23 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 8 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 27 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 18 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 11 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6040 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 |
| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 9478 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.
we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.
so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.
| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 7122 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 27 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 62 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 |
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| Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 8117 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 34 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Dimension Hops: | 9 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3759 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 6 |
We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!
You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!
And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!
Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!
| Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 9896 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 2624 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 21 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?
| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 2640 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 29 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.
Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.
So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.
| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 5837 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 114 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 6370 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Ores Mined: | 6545 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.
so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.
so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!
| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 2242 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Magical Moments Shared: | 27 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 16 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 6 |
We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!
| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 3923 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 22 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 462 |
Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.
