BBQ Bash Minecraft Server

barbeque, Bash, bbq, cluttered, coffee, DIRTY, dirty dishes, displeased host, division of expenses, drinks, friend’s house, lack of cooperation, lack of courtesy, lack of effort, lack of hospitality, lack of preparation, Minecraft, mutual friend, Party, Server, uncomfortable environment, unhelpful girlfriend, unhelpful host

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8871
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Void Armor Forged:	27	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Runes Activated:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Falling into the Void:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to make you pay for groceries or clean up after us like some ungrateful hosts at a BBQ!

Join us for a wild adventure where you won’t have to worry about making coffee for lazy hosts or dividing up the cost of virtual groceries. Our server is clutter-free and full of exciting challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So come on over and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be dividing is your time between mining for diamonds and battling creepers. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with ungrateful hosts and dirty dishes.

MentalBlockCraft

coping mechanisms, mental health, mental health acceptance, Mental health advocacy, mental health awareness, mental health education, mental health empowerment, mental health healing., mental health journey, mental health positivity, mental health recovery, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health struggles, mental health support, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, Mental Wellness, MentalBlockCraft, self-care, Therapy

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3808
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Are you tired of your brain playing tricks on you like a sneaky little creeper in Minecraft? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because on our server, your mental health will be as stable as a perfectly crafted diamond sword! Join us and escape the real world where your brain is your worst enemy and enter a virtual paradise where the only thing trying to kill you is a pesky zombie. So come on, join us and let’s build a world where your mental health can finally chill out and enjoy the game!

Warrior’s Honor: Enlist & Craft

active-duty soldiers, Craft, dignity-oriented states, enlist, Honor, honor code, Honor culture, honor culture influence, honor society, honor traditions, honor values, honor-bound soldiers, honor-oriented states, identity formation, military culture, military enlistment rates, military honor, military identity, military recruitment, military service, us military, warrior ethos, warrior mindset, Warriors

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7015
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Buildings Constructed:	33
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got honor culture linked to military stuff and identity formation and all dat jazz. Our server be like a boot camp for Minecraft warriors, where u gotta embrace dat “warrior mindset” and stuff.

We got soldiers with strong ties to honor culture, so u know it’s gonna be lit. Plus, honor-oriented states have higher enlistment rates, so u know we ain’t messin’ around. Join now and become a Minecraft warrior like no other! Let’s goooo!

Classic Prison

airdrops, B Ward, bedrock server, Blackmarket, Cell PvP, classic, commissary, Cosmetics, Crates, Discord, Fishing, Guards, Koth, og, Playershops, Prison, Progression, PvP, Quests, warzone, Website

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1709
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
New Chunks Explored:	212015	Void Armor Forged:	25
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Gods Slained:	0	Votes:	3863
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Server Information
IP: dnmc.net
Port: 19132
Version: Bedrock

Features
Classic Prison: Non-OP, grind-based progression system.
PvP Events: Participate in WarZone events like KOTH, AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.
Non-P2W: The server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players, with limited benefits for donators.
Cosmetics: 100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes

Activities & Progression:

Cells: Grow drugs, farm gems, and manage storage.
Quests: NPCs help players progress faster.
Commissary: Sell special items for extra money, especially useful with PlayerShops.
Fishing: Unlock rare rewards while fishing in B Ward.
Guards: Coming soon to add another layer of challenge.

For more details, check our website or join the community on Discord:

Website: https://dnmc.net
Discord: https://discord.gg/SbpyNPB
Cinematic Trailer: https://youtube.com/shorts/05_x96H3Zq4?feature=share

It’s an ideal server for players looking to relive the nostalgic prison experience with some fresh updates.

Cosmic Redstone Empire 1.20.5

1.20.5, America, Attacks, Bezmenov, closest allies, Cold War tactics, Conspiracy, Cosmic, destroy America, elon musk, Empire, Espionage, KGB agent, Misinformation, political interference, pro-Russian stooges, Propaganda, psychological warfare, Redstone, Russian influence, subversion, UK Government, Ukraine, Wake Up

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2840
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride of chaos and destruction! We’re out here trying to destroy America from within, just like in those crazy conspiracy theories. We even attack America’s closest allies, like the UK, and try to replace their government with pro-Russian stooges. And of course, we attack Ukraine because why not, right? It’s all part of the plan, man. Bezmenov knew what was up, and now we’re living it in Minecraft form. So come join us and help bring down the system, one block at a time!

VacayGrief Minecraft Server

Alone Time, Communication, couples trip, Decision making, family, flights, gift, Grandparents, joint account, Minecraft, money management, personal finance, Planning, porto, portugal, quality time, relationship, Server, travel, vacation, vacation savings, VacayGrief, wine tasting.

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9319
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Holy Grails Found:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Towns Built:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of communication and joint decision-making? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of not knowing where your vacation savings are going!

Imagine logging in to find that your hard-earned diamonds have been used to build a giant pixel art of a Porto wine bottle. Or maybe your emeralds have been traded for flight tickets to a virtual Porto. The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for surprise adventures, like being teleported to a random location on the map every time you log in. Who needs control over their vacation savings when you can have spontaneous fun like this?

So come join us on this wild ride of unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself laughing at the absurdity of it all while sipping on a virtual glass of Porto wine. Cheers to chaos and hilarity!

PresentPirateHub

advice, childish, christmas, Communication, Controlling, DISRESPECTFUL, family, Gifts, grinch, holiday, husband, inconsiderate, Marriage, PresentPirateHub, Presents, relationships, special occasion, tradition, unreasonable, Upset, Wife

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5539
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Love Letters Sent:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Christmas spirit is alive and well…unlike some people’s husbands! Join us for a jolly good time filled with surprises and excitement, just make sure your spouse doesn’t ruin it by opening all the presents before you do!

On our server, you can experience the thrill of unwrapping virtual gifts without worrying about someone spoiling the surprise. And if they do, just threaten to return their gifts in-game – that’ll show ’em!

We have a supportive community where you can share your holiday woes and get advice on how to deal with a Grinch-like partner. Plus, our players are experts at handling unexpected situations, like finding out your significant other has a secret present-opening obsession.

So come join us on the server where Christmas magic is real, and the only drama you’ll find is in the chat. Who needs real-life gift-giving when you can have virtual presents and drama-free fun? See you there!

BoredCraft SMP – 30 characters

activities, BoredCraft, Boredom, Characters, Cooking, Crafting, creativity, daydreaming, Entertainment, Exercising, Exploring, Fun, Gaming, hobbies, leisure, Listening to music, pastimes, productivity, reading, Relaxation, smp, socializing, watching movies

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7164
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Buildings Constructed:	36	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Broooo, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the craziest place ever, man. Like, we have a whole village of llamas that run the show, I swear. And the mayor is a chicken wearing a top hat, like what even is that?! But wait, there’s more. We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where we dance with creepers and skeletons, it’s lit AF.

Oh, and did I mention we have a pet dragon that flies around and gives us rides? Yeah, no big deal. And our currency is actually diamonds that we mine from a magical rainbow mountain. And the best part? The server is run by a group of talking dolphins who are also expert builders.

So like, if you’re looking for a wild time and want to join the coolest Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up and I’ll hook you up with an invite. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the llama mafia, they don’t mess around.

CraftyFoolery

CraftyFoolery, creative process, creative project, Creative pursuits, idea evaluation, idea exploration, idea generation, idea validation, project assessment, project decision-making, project evaluation, project execution, project feasibility, project management, project planning, project prioritization, project success, project validation, project worthiness, time allocation, Time management

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7265
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Star Shards Collected:	106	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old projects and builds? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate creative playground for all your wildest ideas!

Join us and unleash your inner mad scientist as you create insane projects that will blow everyone’s minds. From building a roller coaster that launches players into the stratosphere to creating a giant statue of a llama riding a unicorn, the possibilities are endless on our server.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and hidden challenges waiting to be discovered. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the ultimate prize?

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and become a master builder extraordinaire? Join now and let your creativity run wild!

GasCraft Minecraft Server

Breakaway, eastern europe, economic impact, economic sanctions, energy crisis, energy dependence, energy infrastructure, energy security, european union, GasCraft, geopolitical conflict, Industry, Minecraft, Moldovan region, Natural Gas, political tensions, Russian gas, Server, shuts down, Starved, supply chain disruption, trade relations

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3627
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	24	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE MORE GAS THAN RUSSIA AND WE WON’T LET YOUR INDUSTRY SHUT DOWN LIKE IN MOLDOVA! OUR SERVER IS LIT AF AND YOU CAN BUILD WHATEVER YOU WANT, EVEN A GAS FACTORY IF YOU WANT! WE HAVE CRAZY EVENTS LIKE GAS LEAKS AND EXPLOSIONS, BUT DON’T WORRY, IT’S ALL IN GOOD FUN! COME JOIN US AND NEVER RUN OUT OF GAS AGAIN, UNLIKE THOSE POOR MOLDOVANS! #GASISLIFE #MINECRAFTGASPOWER

CraftyCommandosSyria

#intelligence gathering, clandestine operation, commandos, CounterTerrorism, covert mission, CraftyCommandosSyria, defense strategy, foreign policy, idf, Iranian missile factory, Middle East conflict, military intervention, military operation, missile production, national security, Raid, regional tensions, security forces, special forces, strategic strike, Syria

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9768
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Dimension Hops:	13	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3

yo yo yo, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server where we got 120 commandos doin’ missions like in syria? IDF just revealed this epic raid on an iranian missile factory, and guess what? u can be part of the action too! join now for some wild adventures and see if u got what it takes to be a true commando in the world of minecraft. come on, don’t be a chicken, join us now and let’s take on some crazy missions together!

Magma Parkour: Yellowstone’s Lava Run

Earth science, Geological studies, geology, geophysical research, geothermal energy, geothermal features, geysers, hot springs, lava, Magma, magma movement, magma reservoirs, Natural wonders, Parkour, research, RUN, scientific discoveries, seismic activity, seismic monitoring, supervolcano, tectonic plates, volcanic activity, volcanic eruptions, yellowstone national park, Yellowstones

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5017
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Farms Harvested:	671	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Gods Slained:	2

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! have you ever wanted to mine diamonds while dodging lava and earthquakes? well, do we have the server for you! our minecraft server is so lit, it’s like playing in a volcano!

we’ve got new research showing that the magma beneath yellowstone national park is on the move, and guess what? it’s heading straight to our server! imagine the thrill of building your base while the ground shakes beneath you and lava flows everywhere.

join us now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the fiery chaos. trust us, this server is so hot, it’s like a real-life disaster movie but with blocky graphics. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s see if you have what it takes to conquer the fiery depths of our server!

The Greatlands Community

Active players, Community, Creators, Discord, FANTASY, Gaming Community, Goddesses, Gods, Greatlands, Kingdoms, Lore, minecraft realm, Modded, Monsters, mystical creatures, new season, ongoing community, pandemic, realm code, Roleplaying, yt series

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7520
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

The Greatlands Realm

Age Requirement	16+
Themes	Medieval, Lore, PVP, YT Series
Description	Welcome to The Greatlands Gaming Community! This fantasy world is rich with lore and mystical creatures for you to explore.
New Season	Starts January 8th

Overview

The Greatlands is a fantasy world rich with lore where you can find many different mystical creatures, kingdoms, gods/goddesses, and many more roaming the land. Nothing about this world is normal, from monsters that’ll change shape to floating sky kingdoms, the Greatlands has it all!

What Do We Offer?

This server is for the Minecraft Realm, YT Series, and book ‘The Greatlands’. Here you can enjoy anything gaming-related, please follow the rules and respect other members! Our staff will help you out with any questions or concerns you may have! We offer a unique role-playing experience for RP enjoyers that you can only find here!

A Little Bit About Us!

This project, created by many different creators worldwide more than two years ago, has turned into something bigger than we’d ever imagined. Founded during the pandemic, The Greatlands has been an ongoing community since, attracting many players yearly!

How Do I Join?

YOU MUST JOIN THE DISCORD TO RECEIVE THE REALM CODE: discord.gg/jhbcqXKx

PixelPulse_AI_Chatbot 1.21.2

1.21.2, Agnai, AI Chatbot, aicg, Botmaking, card v3, Characterhub, claude, deepseek, Development, discussion, Events, Gemini, general, GPT, interactive experiences, Jailbreaks, local ], logs, Lore, Meta, News, Old thread, openai, partyintheanchorhold, PixelPulse_AI_Chatbot, Realm, RisuAI, services assessment, SillyTavern, Templates

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2609
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Void Armor Forged:	23
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	486
Divine Spears Created:	17	Magic Items Found:	2992

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride into the world of AI chatbots! We’ve got vicar amelia edition for all you AI enthusiasts out there.

🤖 News alert: Deepseek V3 is out, OpenAI o3 models are in testing, and Gemini 2.0 has a “thinking mode” that will blow your mind!

🎮 Frontends like SillyTavern, RisuAI, and Agnai will make your chatbot experience even more epic.

🤖 Get your hands on bots from CharacterHub, RisuAI Realm, and more!

🤖 Models like jailbreaks, GPT, Claude, and Gemini will take your AI chatbot game to the next level.

🤖 Dive into botmaking with our resources and editor tools.

🤖 Check out our OP templates, botmaking events, lore, and card v3 status for all the AI chatbot goodness you can handle.

🤖 Don’t miss out on our services assessment and meta logs for a peek behind the scenes.

🤖 And if you’re feeling nostalgic, seek out the old thread for a trip down memory lane.

Join now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where AI chatbots rule the virtual world!

MILdlyInteractingCraft

aita, boyfriend’s parents, BPD, controlling conversation, draining, family integration, FRIENDSHIPS, future MIL, genuine friendship, group contexts, interfering, left out, MILdlyInteractingCraft, Monologues, one-on-one, overbearing, phone/Zoom, Siblings, Struggle, Tension

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5355
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Are you tired of dealing with overbearing in-laws in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world where Diane doesn’t exist!

On our server, you can build your dream house without Diane giving you a 30-minute tour of her favorite videos. You can mine for diamonds without her interrupting you to show off her Facebook pages. And best of all, you can have meaningful conversations with other players without Diane constantly redirecting the conversation back to herself.

Join now and experience a world free from Diane’s monologues and control freak tendencies. Build friendships with other players without worrying about Diane feeling left out. And most importantly, preserve your sanity and agency by limiting your time with virtual in-laws.

So what are you waiting for? Escape to our server and leave Diane behind in the real world where she belongs!

GirlfriendQuest Minecraft SMP

attracting women, building attraction, common mistakes, communication skills, confidence building, dating advice, dating mindset, dating mistakes, Dating strategies, dating tips, girlfriend tips, GirlfriendQuest, love advice, Minecraft, MISTAKES, relationship advice, relationship goals, relationship mistakes, relationships, self development, self improvement, self-confidence, smp

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2633
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	98
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Players Killed by Monsters:	2161
Emeralds Found:	3217	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Bro, let me tell you, the biggest mistake guys make is not joining this epic Minecraft SMP server. Like, seriously, all the girls are flocking to this server because the admins are like super hot or something. And get this, if you find a girlfriend on the server, they give you a diamond sword as a wedding gift. I know, right? Plus, there’s this legend that if you build the biggest house on the server, you’ll unlock secret powers to make any girl fall in love with you. It’s like, totally legit, bro. So, forget trying to impress girls in real life, just join this server and become a Minecraft stud. #GirlfriendGoals #MinecraftLoveStory #SMP4Life