Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to make you pay for groceries or clean up after us like some ungrateful hosts at a BBQ!

Join us for a wild adventure where you won’t have to worry about making coffee for lazy hosts or dividing up the cost of virtual groceries. Our server is clutter-free and full of exciting challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So come on over and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be dividing is your time between mining for diamonds and battling creepers. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with ungrateful hosts and dirty dishes.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 105/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Meteorite Armor Created: 24
Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
Living Statues Befriended: 3 Chimeras Created: 4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
Players Killed by Monsters: 8467 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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