BBI SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

LockOutCraft Minecraft Server

accidental lockout, breaking in, cctv footage, difficult to reach, Eviction Notice, grab keys, LANDLORD, late for work, locked keys, LockOutCraft, Mantel, Minecraft, out of the country, property damage, rental, rubbish bin, Server, spare key, threat, time zones, window sashes

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1481
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Mines Excavated:	3008	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Towns Built:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as breaking into your own house through a window? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re evading eviction just by logging on! Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as your landlord’s travel schedule. Who needs a spare key when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Come join us and see what madness awaits on our server!

EmoLandscaper911

aita, Apology, attitude, Christmas card, EmoLandscaper911, emotionally manipulative, family, Fire, gift, health challenges, home owner, invoice, Job, landscaper, Move on, mulch, new landscaper, RESPONSIBILITY, ring doorbell, sob story, tree removal

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5488
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3837
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8065
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	81
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	869
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	189	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Love Letters Sent:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Dragons Tamed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2621
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Dimension Hops:	14
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	173

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2405
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	296
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2299
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	63
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	18

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	236
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	25

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1635
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9846
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dimension Hops:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
New Chunks Explored:	895393	Meteorites Collected:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8443
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Magic Items Found:	4598	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5226
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	25

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6427
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

QuranBurnerGamer420

#Quran, Burning, controversy, crime, extremism, freedom of speech, hate crime, intolerance, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder, QuranBurnerGamer420, Radicalism, Religion, religious freedom, shot dead, Sweden, tragic, violence

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7150
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. ALSO, WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES U LOOK LIKE A FANCY LLAMA.

ONE TIME, A CREEPER TRIED TO STEAL ALL OUR DIAMONDS BUT WE LURED IT INTO A TRAP FILLED WITH CAKE AND IT EXPLODED INTO CONFETTI.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL UNICORN SADDLES.

COME JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT FAMILY. JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE ZOMBIE CHICKENS, THEY’RE A LITTLE CLUCKY.

Players:	95/300	Votes:	5131
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1