Bazzi SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Cosmic Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, circumcised, circumcision controversy, circumcision debate, circumcision myths, Cosmic, Crafters, Cum, ejaculation, Foreskin, genital hygiene, genitalia, male anatomy, male circumcision, male reproductive system, penises, reproductive health, sexual function, sexual health, sexual myths, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, uncircumcised

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5091
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Dragon Scales Harvested:	111	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Void Armor Forged:	24	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8

Join our Minecraft server and find out if uncircumcised penises really do have more cum!

We’ve got pixelated pigs, cows, and chickens that will blow your mind with their reproductive abilities.

Explore our virtual world and uncover the truth about foreskin and its impact on ejaculation volume.

Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to witness the ultimate showdown between circumcised and uncircumcised players.

Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your pants)!

BlockyFamilyDrama

abandonment, Abuse, addiction, BETRAYAL, BlockyFamilyDrama, boundaries crossed, communication breakdown, dishonesty, emotional trauma, family conflict, financial issues, irreparable damage, lack of respect, Manipulation, mental health issues, neglect, toxic relationship, trust broken, unforgivable actions, unresolved issues, values clash

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6975
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	9

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and looking for a fresh start? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your family baggage behind as you embark on epic adventures in a virtual world where the only family you need is your fellow players. Who needs Aunt Karen’s passive-aggressive comments when you can be building a castle with your new BFFs? Say goodbye to family drama and hello to a new Minecraft family on our server!

CraftyPutinLather

Agreement, CraftyPutinLather, Deal, Diplomacy, EXCITEMENT, foreign policy, influence, international relations, Kremlin, lather, Liking, Manipulation, Media, mouthpieces, Négotiation, negotiation tactics, political strategy, Propaganda, putin, russia, US administration

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6297
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	138	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Dimension Hops:	6
Magic Items Found:	2259	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

So, like, picture this: You’re chillin’ in Minecraft, buildin’ your epic castle, when suddenly Putin’s mouthpieces start freakin’ out! They’re all like, “OMG, the US administration is makin’ deals that we love!” And you’re just like, “WTF?!”

But don’t worry, cuz on this server, we don’t deal with all that political drama. We’re all about havin’ a good time and buildin’ crazy stuff! Join us for epic adventures, insane battles, and maybe even a dance party or two. Plus, rumor has it that Putin himself might even make a guest appearance. So come on down and join the fun! You won’t regret it, trust me.

The Pen Roleplay Non-OP Prison Guards Quests

administrator, auction house, Bounties, Bows, citizen, classic prisons, Community, Contraband, Discord, Gangs, Guards, Moderator, Nonop, Parkour, pen, Potions, Prison, PvP, Quests, Ranks, Roleplay, senior guard, server ip, Swords, warden

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4290
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Villages Defended:	14
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Zombie Dances:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

Discord	Join our Discord
Server IP	play.thepen-mc.net

What’s the Deal?

Classic. Nostalgic. Barebones. Prison.

Do you remember the old days of Prison Servers? If you enjoyed the grind and community aspect of a Classic Prison Server, you’re in the right place.

What makes this server different?

Features	Become a Parolee Prestiges Guards Quests Gangs Illegal items The grind Rent a prison cell Basic tools Solitary Confinement Bounties Auction House Parkour challenges and hidden Quests Multiple ways to Earn Money

Ranks

Rank	Requirements
A – Default Prisoner	N/A
B – $25,000	Earn $25,000 in-game
C – $80,000	Earn $80,000 in-game
D – $250,000	Earn $250,000 in-game
E – $800,000	Earn $800,000 in-game
Parolee – $1,500,000	Earn $1,500,000 in-game
Citizen – $2,000,000	Earn $2,000,000 in-game

Guards

Guards bring a Roleplay aspect to the server and help maintain order in the prison.

Guards will enforce rules such as no PVP, illegal items, etc.

Join Our Server

Join our Discord and start playing on play.thepen-mc.net

Mindset Escape 1.21.4

1.21.4, Escape, mindset

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6803
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mines Excavated:	3674
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Divine Spears Created:	15
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky!

Forget about boring old reality and dive headfirst into a land of pixelated chaos and madness.

You’ll never know what to expect next, whether it’s a giant chicken boss or a hidden dungeon filled with talking llamas.

So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and get ready to embark on the craziest adventure of your life.

Just remember to go off your medication before logging in – things are about to get wild!

MomGriefer69

anger, body image, body shaming, bullying, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, eating issues, Emotional Abuse, family, fat shaming, gym, healing, mental health, MomGriefer69, relationships, self esteem, self improvement, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1973
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Magic Items Found:	8898	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Ores Mined:	6079	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Void Gems Collected:	23	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for a chance to build your dream world and explore endless possibilities.

Are you tired of being called fat by your family? Well, on our server, you can be as big or as small as you want! No body shaming here, just pure fun and creativity.

Join us and unleash your anger in the gym… I mean, in the game! Build your own gym and work out those frustrations by punching blocks and running around like a maniac.

And if anyone dares to call you fat in the game, just throw a virtual object at them! No real-life consequences here, just good old-fashioned Minecraft justice.

So come on down to our server and leave the real world drama behind. We promise you’ll have a blast… and maybe even shed a few virtual pounds while you’re at it!

PresidentialMediaControlCraft

advisors, Censorship, Democracy, Executive Order, freedom of press, government control, information control, Journalism, legitimate sources, Media bias, media credibility, media manipulation, media outlets, News, panel, political agenda, president, PresidentialMediaControlCraft, press freedom, public opinion, public trust

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4911
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Towns Built:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of living in a world where only the President and his buddies get to decide what news you can trust? Well, on our Minecraft server, we believe in freedom of information! Join us and together we can overthrow the oppressive regime of fake news and censorship!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret underground bunker where all the world’s top journalists are hiding out, broadcasting the truth to the masses through hidden messages in our pixelated landscapes. Join us and become a part of the resistance against the mainstream media!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Truth, rumored to have the power to uncover any conspiracy and reveal the secrets of the universe. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s mine for justice together!

Bolsonaro’s Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, alleged, blocky, Bolsonaros, Brazil, Brazilian politics, Charged, Conspiracy, Corruption, coup plot, Democracy, ex-president, far right leader, Government, Impeachment, investigation, Jair Bolsonaro, Justice, law enforcement, Minecraft, Politics, scandal, Server, south america, trial

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7579
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

so, like, u know how some servers are just boring and lame? well, not this one, my dudes. this server is like, the wildest ride of ur life. we got ex-presidents getting charged for coup plots, like wtf?! u won’t find that on any other server, that’s for sure. come join us for some crazy adventures and who knows, maybe u’ll even uncover a conspiracy or two. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for those sneaky politicians, they’re always up to something.

NATO Noobs Unite! Peace Out Ukraine!

aggression, Alliance, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, intervention, membership pledge, Military, nato, Négotiation, Noobs, Peace, Peacekeeping, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial integrity, Ukraine, unite

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7468
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Towns Built:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

so like, u know how russia is all like “nyet” to nato tryna keep peace in ukraine? well, we got a minecraft server where u can join the fun and chaos! forget about politics, come build ur own empire and fight for control of the land!

we got crazy battles, epic quests, and even a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. join now and be part of the madness! who needs nato when u got us? come on, comrade, let’s show russia who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

DespairCraft: Voteless Land

Associations, civic engagement, Community, community despair, decreased, Despair, DespairCraft, elections, Implications, implications of despair, individual experiences, Land, mental health, political participation, research, Social Impact, societal implications, study, Troubling, Voteless, voter behavior, voter turnout, voting behavior

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8123
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3938
Enchantments Applied:	130	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IF U DON’T U GONNA BE SAD LIKE VOTERS WHO DON’T VOTE CUZ THEY SAD. WE GOT BLOCKS AND PIGS AND SHINY DIAMONDS TO CHEER U UP. U WON’T FEEL DESPAIR WHEN U BUILDIN’ A CASTLE WITH UR FRIENDS. VOTE FOR FUN AND JOIN US, WE MAKE SURE U NEVER SAD AGAIN. #BLOCKS4LIFE #PIGS4PREZ

What is the IP for Queen Chess Minecraft Server?

alireza firouzja, Anand, anand vs dubov, anand vs hikaru, anand vs kramnik, anand vs magnus carlsen, Best Chess Channel, carlsen, Chess, chess game play, Chess memes, Chess Openings, chess openings for beginners, chess tricks, chessbaseindia, chesstraining, ding liren, fabiano caruana, Garry Kasparov, gotham chess, gothamchess caro kann, hikaru nakamura, ian nepomniachtchi, Levon Aronian, magnus carlsen, Minecraft, Nakamura, nakamura vs carlsen, Queen, Server, short, viswanathan anand, YouTube Chess

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	399
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Void Armor Forged:	25
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Queen Chess is a talented and innovative chess player known for her strategic and aggressive style of play. With a fierce competitive spirit, she has gained recognition in the chess community for her exceptional skills and achievements. Queen Chess is dedicated to pushing the boundaries of the game and inspiring others to pursue excellence in chess.

EweCraft – Wooly Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, appreciation, birthday tentacles, Blockheads, discussion, EN streamers, EweCraft, Friends, JP streamers, Lisa, live now, Meru, PixelLink, Realm, Sheep, Sheeptuber, sleepy, Streamers, tsunderia, Unity, VSMP, Vtuber, Wool, Wooly, yuuna

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8500
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Divine Spears Created:	28	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic birthday tentacles edition! We’ve got sheep vtubers and their friends, big or small, all ready to play with you!

Come hang out with Essie_ch, EiraWoolcott, ChikafujiLisa, and more crazy sheep lovers!

We’ve also got friendshaped EN streamers like PillowDearASMR, MomokoNuihara, and PleiadesLillie ready to party with you!

And don’t forget about our mostly JP streamers like Maru_Nanamona and HoshimiyaMeeple, they’re waiting for you to join the fun!

Who’s live right now? Who’s going live soon? Check out the links and get in on the action!

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time with Raki, Pixel girls, blockheads, and unity!

Don’t miss out on the chaos with Meru, Lisa, Yuuna, and Sleepy!

Previous /wool/ thread: >>95803777

Get ready for a sheep-tastic adventure on our Minecraft server!

CraftyCash4U

Accountability, aita, bad friend, basic necessities, borrowing money, Cold attitude, CraftyCash4U, designer shopping, financial mindset, financial responsibility, five star hotels, Friend, gourmet restaurants, holding accountable, ignoring, luxury spending, luxury vacation, mutual friends, personal finance, rent money, savings

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	171
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	8069	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Void Gems Collected:	28
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Runes Activated:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Come join our Minecraft server where luxury vacationers turn into beggars in a matter of days! Witness the drama unfold as players go from posting about their fancy vacations to begging for in-game currency to pay rent. Who will you choose to lend money to? Will you be called a bad friend for not helping out? Find out on our server where financial mindsets clash and friendships are tested! Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the luxury to poverty rollercoaster!

BlockBusterMindBreak

BlockBusterMindBreak, Deep Breathing, meditation, mental break, mental calmness, mental clarity, mental health, mental peace, mental refreshment, mental rejuvenation, mental relaxation, mental reset, Mental well-being, mindfulness, mindfulness exercises, mindfulness practices, Peace of mind, Relaxation, self-care, stress relief

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7977
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Love Letters Sent:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

Need a break from the chaos of everyday life? Our server offers a serene oasis where you can relax in a hot tub filled with lava while sipping on a potion of invisibility. Trust us, it’s the ultimate stress reliever.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Join now and let your imagination run wild as you embark on epic quests, build jaw-dropping creations, and make friends with talking villagers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most out-of-this-world Minecraft adventure of your life! Your mind will thank you for the break, and your funny bone will never be the same.

Bolsonaro’s Blocky Coup: Minecraft Server

Accountability, alleged, blocky, bolsonaro, Bolsonaros, Brazil, charges, Conspiracy, Corruption, COUP, Democracy, general prosecutor, Government, Impeachment, investigation, Justice, Legal, Minecraft, Plot, Politics, president, Rule of Law, scandal, Server

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1130
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2483
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

so, like, you know how in minecraft you can like, build stuff and mine stuff and stuff? well, on this server, you can like, build a whole new world and stuff. it’s like, so crazy, man.

and get this, there’s like, this whole storyline where the players have to like, stop this evil dictator from taking over the server and turning it into a dictatorship. it’s like, so intense, man.

and like, there’s this whole quest where you have to gather resources and build an army to take down the dictator. it’s like, so epic, man.

so, like, if you’re into crazy adventures and saving the world from evil dictators, then you should totally join this server. it’s like, the most fun you’ll ever have in minecraft, man.

Players:	100/200	Votes:	7509
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Farms Harvested:	837	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5