New Minecraft Servers 2025

New Minecraft Servers
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Players: 95/100 Votes: 3308
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created: 20 Chimeras Created: 2
Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 23
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Louisiana court ruling? Look no further! Join our server where the only thing getting castrated is your boredom!

We promise not to sentence you to physical castration for raiding someone’s base or stealing their diamonds. Our punishments are much more lenient, like making you build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat.

Come join us and experience the thrill of building, surviving, and maybe even getting into some trouble with the virtual law. Who knows, you might even meet a player who roleplays as a castration-obsessed judge. It’s a real hoot, we promise!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the fun begin! Just make sure to keep your normal male libido in check, or you might end up like that Louisiana man.

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