BayouCraft: Where even Louisiana criminals find a home!

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6063
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Magic Items Found:	5739	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Louisiana court ruling? Look no further! Join our server where the only thing getting castrated is your boredom!

We promise not to sentence you to physical castration for raiding someone’s base or stealing their diamonds. Our punishments are much more lenient, like making you build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat.

Come join us and experience the thrill of building, surviving, and maybe even getting into some trouble with the virtual law. Who knows, you might even meet a player who roleplays as a castration-obsessed judge. It’s a real hoot, we promise!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the fun begin! Just make sure to keep your normal male libido in check, or you might end up like that Louisiana man.

Nikke’s Realm 1.21

anniversary, Awaken Rapi., christmas party, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Entertainment Only, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Merry Nikke., Missilis Candor, nikke on satellite, Nikke Original, Nikkes, Realm, Special Recruit, Stay Tactical, treasure chest, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4691
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Buildings Constructed:	38	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Meteorites Collected:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a footstep, walk, run event happening from December 26 to January 16. Can you imagine the chaos of running around in Minecraft with all your buddies? It’s gonna be lit! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming events like Co-op: Alteisen on January 3 to January 5. You gotta be there, man! Plus, they got special recruits like Guillotine: Winter Slayer and Rapi: Red Hood. Like, who wouldn’t want to recruit them, right? And the costume passes, bro, the costume passes! Naga: Last Girlhood and Zwei: First Festa are coming up. You gotta dress to impress in Minecraft, you feel me? And they even got codes for some sick rewards. Like, STAYTACTICAL and ENTERTAINMENTONLY, bro! It’s gonna be a party in Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this Minecraft party started!

NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bewildering, BIZARRE, confounding, Enigmatic, illogical, incomprehensible, Inexplicable, irrational, irrationality, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Mysterious, Nonsensical, NonsensicalMoose, paradoxical, perplexing, puzzling, SENSELESS, smp, unfathomable

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8357
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2232
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	300
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server

anguish, bawling, cathartic release, CryCraft, deep pain, Despair, Distress, emotional breakdown, extreme emotions, Heartache, intense grief, loud cry, Meltdown, obnoxious cry, Outburst, overwhelming sadness, Server, sobbing, sorrow, traumatic experience, Ultimate, uncontrollable crying, wailing, WEEPING

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3018
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PutinCraft2025

April 2025, border control, citizenship status, deportation, deportation deadline, expulsion, foreign nationals, government order, illegal migrants, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, international relations, migrant population, Migrant workers, migration policy, political decision, putin, PutinCraft2025, residency status, russia, visa regulations

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4846
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Enchantments Applied:	128	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3553	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Votes:	1343

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!

5000 Ants SMP

ants, Discord Community Building Farming Cooking Vanilla Cozy Relaxing Gameplay Modpack New HermitCraft-esque 16+ LGBTQ+ Java Server SMP Whitelist Custom Welcoming, Modded, smp

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9183
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Wilderness Tamed:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Ores Mined:	1709
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Villages Defended:	16	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	5000 Ants
Description	A building and farming focused server
Features	Custom modpack, welcoming community, vanilla feel, cozy gameplay
Discord	https://discord.gg/SR9hB7Epgz

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server focused on?	Building and farming
What does the custom modpack focus on?	Farming, cooking, and building
Is the community welcoming?	Yes, very friendly!
Does the modpack maintain the vanilla feel of Minecraft?	Yes, it does
Who would enjoy playing on this server?	Anyone who loves cozy and relaxing gameplay

Leafy Lagoon 1.20.1

1.20.1, ABSENT, Distance, emotional, Heartache, lagoon, Leafy, longing, longing for you, love, Memories, miss you, miss you leafy, missing you, Nostalgia, pining, Reminiscing, sentimental, separation, thinking of you, wish you were here, yearning

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1626
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Void Gems Collected:	39
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks, man.

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate virtual reality where pigs fly and creepers do the Macarena.

Forget about boring old reality, come join us where the grass is made of Skittles and the trees are made of cotton candy.

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about that time you accidentally punched a villager in the face.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination. And maybe some pesky Endermen stealing your blocks, but who cares, right? Let’s do this!

GameAddictMC SMP

console gaming, favorite games, GameAddictMC, Gaming, immersive gameplay, long hours of gaming, Mobile Gaming, Modern Gaming, most played, Multiplayer Games, online gaming, PC Gaming, retro gaming, single player games, smp, top video games, video game addiction, video game community, Video game culture, video game streaming, video game tournaments, video games

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2452
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Star Shards Collected:	195	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind. Like, seriously, it’s like the coolest place ever. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil creepers. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can summon dragons to do his bidding. It’s insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. We have this annual tournament where we all have to fight each other with nothing but carrots as weapons. It’s hilarious, man. And the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. Like, who wouldn’t want that?

So if you’re looking for a totally rad Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. It’s wild, bro.

CraftyPhoneLand

Communication, connectivity, convenience, CraftyPhoneLand, Daily Life, digital age, digital communication, digital dependency., Digital World, Entertainment, Lifestyle, mobile device, Modern Living, personal device, productivity, screen time, Smartphone, smartphone addiction, social media, tech-savvy, Technology

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	635
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	982	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Are you tired of your boring, mundane life where smartphones rule everything? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Our server is a smartphone-free zone where you can escape the clutches of technology and immerse yourself in a world of pixelated adventures.

Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Phone Boss, who is trying to take over the virtual world with his army of app minions. Use your crafting skills to build epic structures and weapons to take down the Phone Boss once and for all.

But beware, the Phone Boss has some tricks up his sleeve, like sending annoying text messages and making your screen freeze at the worst possible moments. Can you and your fellow players band together to save the Minecraft world from the tyranny of smartphones?

So, if you’re ready to unplug and have a laugh-filled, smartphone-free experience, join our server today! Who needs a smartphone when you can have an axe made out of diamonds, am I right?

TempWorld Minecraft server

Anarchy, Beginner server, come and take away, Free donation, minecraft server, Promotion, PvP, Survival, TempWorld

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7118
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Mythical Swords Crafted:	67
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Villages Defended:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Beginner server with great potential!

ANARCHY/PvP/Survival

Until the new year there is a promotion with a free donation / free come and take away!

temp-world.ru

New World Consecrated

CET, Consecrated, Discord, Fabric, fabric 1.20.1, GMT+1, Ip:, Lore, Modded, Modpack, Nation building, Religious, Roleplay, Server, Smiting, smp, Timezone, Undead, world, world-building, Zombie Fighting

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3853
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Buildings Constructed:	24
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33
Crops Grown:	3423	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	17
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

New World Consecrated Server Overview

Server Type	Modded Roleplay SMP
Mod Version	Fabric 1.20.1
Server IP	mc2.vermeeren.biz
Discord Link	Join Discord
Time Zone	CET (GMT+1)

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server using the server IP: mc2.vermeeren.biz

Q: What mods are included in the modpack?

A: For a list of mods included, please join our Discord server and download the modpack from there.

Q: What is the server time zone?

A: The server runs on CET (GMT+1) times.

Q: Is there any specific theme for this modded SMP?

A: Yes, the theme revolves around smiting the undead in a roleplay setting.

Pixel Pathways 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2024.., long tail tags, one page thread, opt, pathways, PIXEL, post pages

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4844
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Emeralds Found:	4357	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual time machine but only post pages from 2024!

You can see the future of the internet while building epic structures with your homies.

Imagine mining diamonds while reading about the latest memes and trends from the future.

It’s like living in a parallel universe where everything is wackier and more unpredictable.

Don’t be a square, join now and experience the mind-bending madness of a server that defies all logic and reason!

PixelPheromones

AMBITION, attractive, Authenticity, charisma, Charm, communication skills, compatibility, Confidence, emotional intelligence, Empathy, humor, Integrity, intelligence, Kindness, non-physical, Passion, Personality, PixelPheromones, sense of humor, VALUES, WIT

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7199
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Endless Night Skies:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	342

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you fall head over heels? Look no further than our server! We’ve got players with personalities so charming, you’ll be smitten in no time. From witty banter to hilarious jokes, you’ll never be bored with our community.

Join us for a chance to meet the love of your Minecraft life. Who needs physical traits when you can have a player who can make you laugh until your sides hurt? Plus, rumor has it that our server is built on a heart-shaped island where love is always in the air.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and find your virtual soulmate today!

IsraeliCraft: Palestinian Replacements

construction projects, construction sector, cultural exchange, demographic shift, economic impact, employment, foreign workers, immigration, Indian workers, international workers, Israeli construction industry, IsraeliCraft, job market, Job Opportunities, labor market dynamics, labor migration, labor relations, MIDDLE EAST, Palestinian, palestinians, replacements, skilled labor, Workforce

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6383
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Meteorites Collected:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8640

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE AN EPIC BATTLE BETWEEN INDIAN WORKERS AND PALESTINIANS BUT IN MINECRAFT! JOIN NOW TO SEE WHO WILL BUILD THE BEST HOUSES AND MINE THE MOST DIAMONDS! WILL THE INDIANS TAKE OVER OR WILL THE PALESTINIANS FIGHT BACK WITH TNT CANNONS?! ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT, JOIN THE MADNESS TODAY! 🤣🏗️💣 #MinecraftDrama #BuildOrBoom #JoinTheChaos

ElonCraft2021: Berlin Drama

accusations, berlin, Berlin news, controversy, Drama, election, election meddling, elon musk, Elon Musk controversy, ElonCraft2021, foreign interference, germany, Government, headlines, influence, international relations, News, political influence, Politics, Technology, tesla

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8414
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Votes:	8517
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15

so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz like, berlin is accusing elon musk of trying to like, influence germany’s election, like what even is that? join our server and be part of the drama, maybe elon will come on and build a rocket ship or something, who knows? come join the chaos and build your own empire, maybe you’ll become the next big influencer in the minecraft world, who needs elon musk when you have our server, amirite? come join now and let the madness begin!

Emerald Valley SMP

Adventure, amazing, application, BUILD, collaboration, Community, creativity, Diamond, Discord, Emerald, Environment, friendliness, Griefing, Journey, Mods, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Qol, Season, smp, Survival, Valley

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5555
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
New Chunks Explored:	482072	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Emerald SMP Season 1

Overview:

Features	Description
Vanilla gameplay	No mods except a few QoL plugins, pure Minecraft experience
Player ran economy	Players can trade and sell items to each other
Whitelisted server	Safe and enjoyable environment for players
PvE and optional PvP	Players can choose to engage in player versus environment or player versus player gameplay
SFW environment	Safe for work environment with strict rules against inappropriate content

FAQ:

Q: How do I join Emerald SMP?

A: Join our Discord server, complete a quick application to be whitelisted, and then start your adventure!

Q: Why should I join Emerald SMP?

A: If you’re looking for a friendly, player-driven server with a focus on creativity and collaboration, Emerald SMP is the perfect place for you.

Q: Is griefing allowed on Emerald SMP?

A: No, we have a strict no-griefing policy to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players.

Q: Can I trade with other players on Emerald SMP?

A: Yes, players can engage in player-to-player trading to exchange items and resources.

Q: Are there any specific rules I should be aware of on Emerald SMP?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules in place to maintain a respectful and friendly community. Please refer to our Discord server for the full list of rules.