New Minecraft Servers
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Players: 100/200 Votes: 8956
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Magic Wands Crafted: 16
Battle Standards Raised: 9 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5
Dragon Eggs Found: 1464 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Louisiana court ruling? Look no further! Join our server where the only thing getting castrated is your boredom!

We promise not to sentence you to physical castration for raiding someone’s base or stealing their diamonds. Our punishments are much more lenient, like making you build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat.

Come join us and experience the thrill of building, surviving, and maybe even getting into some trouble with the virtual law. Who knows, you might even meet a player who roleplays as a castration-obsessed judge. It’s a real hoot, we promise!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the fun begin! Just make sure to keep your normal male libido in check, or you might end up like that Louisiana man.

New Minecraft Server
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