Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is all about footballing-wise and racially… wait, what? That’s right, on our server, you can join epic football matches where you kick around a giant soccer ball made out of diamond blocks! And don’t worry, we have a strict policy of racial equality, so all players are treated equally no matter what block they’re made of.

But that’s not all! We also have a special event where players can race around the map on pigback while wearing ridiculous costumes. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of players dressed as chickens racing each other on pigs.

So why wait? Join our server today for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be prepared for some seriously weird and wacky adventures!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 105/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
Orbs of Power Found: 5 Crystal Wands Charged: 10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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