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PixelPorkChop’s Fast & Fit Server

abdominal fat, blood sugar regulation, cardiovascular health, Fast, fasting and abdominal fat, fasting and blood sugar, fasting and cardiovascular health, fasting benefits, fasting benefits for obesity, fasting effects, fasting for health, fasting for weight loss, fasting methods, fasting research, fasting results, fasting schedule, fasting tips, fit, intermittent fasting, obesity, PixelPorkChops, Server, subcutaneous fat, weight loss

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7768
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of being a chunky monkey in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! We got that intermittent fasting action going on up in here!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and your character automatically starts fasting from 5 pm until 9 am the next day. Not only will you lose weight faster than a creeper explodes, but your heart will be healthier than a diamond sword!

But wait, there’s more! By not eating anything during those fasting hours, you’ll regulate your blood sugar like a pro and say goodbye to that pesky subcutaneous fat! Say hello to a leaner, meaner Minecraft machine!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and watch those pounds melt away faster than ice in the Nether! Let’s get fit, Minecraft style!

Lavbyte

Anti-Xray, apply, collaboration, Currency, Discord, Google form, java, Land Claims, Lavbyte, Minecraft, Protection, Server, smp, South US region, Survival, Tpa, twitch, Whitelist, world backups, Youtubers

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3284
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Void Armor Forged:	30	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Server Overview

Server Type	Whitelisted Survival
Version	Java 1.21.4
Region	South US

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can apply through our Google Form: Application Form

Q: What are some server highlights?

Land claims, TPA, currency, world backups, protection, anti-xray, etc.
Stress on no cheating or harassment.

Q: What are the rules for the server?

A: No cheating of any kind, and no harassment of any kind.

Q: How will I know if I am approved?

A: Once approved, you will be added to the whitelist and added on discord.

Girl Ass Worship Land 1.20.1

1.20.1, accident, ass, CHEEKS, destroyed love, Disgusting, Drunk, eating butt, face between cheeks, fart, girl, girl ass, Girlfriend, Land, life destroyed, no desire, play with ass, putrid shit, stank, Throat, tight asshole, Tongue, Worship, worshipping

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4859
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Star Shards Collected:	175	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Hey bros, are you tired of worshipping girl ass only to have your dreams shattered by a stinky fart in your mouth? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the horrors of real life butt play gone wrong!

On our server, you can build your own world where no farts can ruin your fun. Explore new lands, mine for diamonds, and never worry about a stinky surprise again.

So come on, join us and leave the smelly memories behind. Let’s build a new world together, free from the horrors of butt-related disasters. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Auntie Scammy’s Cash Grab

advice, Assistance, aunt, AUNTIE, Boundaries, career, Cash, Communication, Decision making, Dilemma, family, financial help, Grab, Guilt, Honesty, loyalty, MONEY, parents, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Scammys, Secrets, Support, Trust

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	410
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Animals Bred:	145
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as confusing as your aunt asking for 30k out of the blue? Look no further! Join our server where you can mine for diamonds while pondering the mysteries of family dynamics and financial woes.

We promise no one will ask you for 30k, but who knows what kind of crazy requests you might encounter in our virtual world. Maybe you’ll stumble upon a lost miner who needs your help finding their fortune, or a mysterious villager who offers you riches in exchange for completing absurd quests.

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for not telling your mom about your aunt’s strange request – just focus on building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies. Who knows, maybe your aunt will even log on and explain herself in the chat. Anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!

GhostlyGamerMinecraft SMP

cherished memories, Closure, deceased, emotional connection, Emotional healing, Eternal Love, family, GhostlyGamerMinecraft, Grief, healing, longing, Loss, lost loved ones, love, Memories, Nostalgia, passed away, Remembrance, reunion, smp, special moments, spiritual connection

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8886
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Holy Grails Found:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Magic Items Found:	8672	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Dragons Tamed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	8

OMG guys, this Minecraft SMP is like, totally lit! Like, if you join, you get a chance to like, meet your long lost pet pig that died in a tragic lava accident. And like, there’s this secret portal that takes you to a dimension where you can hang out with all your deceased loved ones for 10 whole minutes! It’s like, so emotional and stuff. Like, I totally got to hang out with my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandma who died in a freak llama stampede. It was wild, dude. So like, join now and have a blast with all your ghostly homies! #RIPpiggie #llamapocalypse

BodyOddityCraft

abnormal body structures, bizarre body traits, bizarre physical traits, body modifications, BodyOddityCraft, distinctive physical traits, extraordinary physical attributes, genetic mutations, odd physical quirks, peculiar bodily attributes, peculiar bodily functions, physical anomalies, quirky body traits, rare body anomalies, rare medical conditions, strange bodily quirks, strange body phenomena, uncommon body features, Unique Features, unusual body functions, unusual characteristics

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4981
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Crops Grown:	4248	Dragons Tamed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and discover the magic of a world where your body is not just a vessel for playing Minecraft, but a source of endless entertainment! Have you ever wanted to have a third arm that shoots fireballs? Or maybe you dream of having legs that can jump to the moon and back in a single bound? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of body-modifying wizards who can transform your body in ways you never thought possible. Want to have wings like a dragon? Done. How about a tail that can wag with excitement every time you find diamonds? Consider it done!

So come on down to our server and let your body be the canvas for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Who needs boring old regular bodies when you can have one that’s truly out of this world? Join us now and let the madness begin!

NukeCraftMafiaJPN

crime leader, crime syndicate, criminal enterprise, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty verdict, illegal activities, illicit trade, international crime, japanese, law enforcement, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, nuclear weapons, NukeCraftMafiaJPN, organized crime, pleads guilty, trafficking, U.S

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7432
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

so, like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s run by a japanese crime leader who just pleaded guilty in the U.S. for trafficking nuclear materials from Myanmar! like, how wild is that?! but don’t worry, he’s totally chill and just wants to build some sick bases with ya. plus, he’s got all the rare items you could ever dream of, like diamond armor made from actual diamonds (shh, don’t ask where he got ’em). so come join us on this server for a blast (pun intended) of a time!

SpermCraft: Epigenetic Legacy

acquired conditions, brain development, childhood maltreatment, DNA sequence, epigenetic, epigenetic inheritance, epigenetic profile, Legacy, next generation, researchers, Sperm, SpermCraft, transmission of information

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3181
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Buildings Constructed:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Votes:	2098	Dragons Tamed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

hey u, ya u reading this, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u should, cuz our server is so lit it’ll make ur brain cells do the cha cha slide.

we got crazy stuff happening like childhood maltreatment affecting epigenetic profiles of sperm, like what even is that? but hey, it’s gonna make ur brain development go WOOSH and ur next generation gonna be like super geniuses or something.

epigenetic inheritance? pshhh, we got that on lock. we’ll transmit all the info on acquired conditions to ur next generation without even touching ur DNA sequence. it’s like magic, but in minecraft form.

so come join our server and let’s make some brain cells do the cha cha slide together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

Pixel SpaceCraft 1.21.1

1.21.1, 4koma, hard to draw, hard to read, hard to sell, Kirara, masochists, PIXEL, spacecraft

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6580
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like trying to read hieroglyphics while blindfolded and juggling flaming swords! But in a good way, ya know?

Like, imagine trying to draw a perfect circle with your eyes closed and your hands tied behind your back – that’s the kind of challenge you’ll face on this server! It’s like a twisted game of Minecraft Twister, but with creepers and lava pits instead of colored circles!

And selling stuff on this server? Ha, good luck with that! It’s like trying to sell ice to a snowman – totally pointless and utterly ridiculous! But hey, who needs to make a profit when you’re having a blast dodging arrows and building epic castles, am I right?

So yeah, if you’re a glutton for punishment and love a good challenge, come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the only limit is your own insanity!

ShowerCam Minecraft Server

aita, Andrew, Boundaries, breaking apart, forgiveness, husband’s best friend, indecent exposure, Minecraft, peeping, pregnancy test, red flags, Server, shower recording, ShowerCam, soulmates, struggling with sexuality, trust issues, UNCOMFORTABLE, uneasy, unhealthy dynamic, unstable living situation, whispering

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3901
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	433	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, just like the story of my husband, his best friend Andrew, and a mysterious phone found in the bathroom.

Join our server and experience the thrill of uncovering secrets, like the time my husband found indecent videos of himself on Andrew’s phone. And don’t forget the wet bed incident that left my husband feeling uneasy – talk about a plot twist!

But wait, there’s more! Invite Andrew to stay with you on our server and watch as the drama unfolds. From peeping through doors to icy attitudes, you’ll never know what to expect next. And who knows, you might even discover that your husband and Andrew are soulmates – just like in a cheesy romance novel!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, join us now! Just remember, things might get a little too real, so buckle up and prepare for the ride of your life.

BlockBucksBaeSplitter

aita, awkward, BlockBucksBaeSplitter, boyfriend’s household bills, contributing, DATING, electricity, Expenses, Food, lost job, not paying, personal needs, return the favor, Sacrifices, Siblings, Struggling, supporting, tough time, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset, Utilities, Visiting, Water, Working

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8412
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in fairytale-like drama and outrageous requests! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of standing up to your boyfriend’s siblings and refusing to pay their bills because you only use the fan and flush the toilet when you visit!

Imagine the chaos of a virtual world where you can demand that your boyfriend’s family step up and support him financially while you swoop in to save the day with pre-bought cooked food. Who needs a stable job when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?

So come on, join us and let your inner drama llama run wild. Who knows what kind of hilarious situations you’ll find yourself in on our server – maybe you’ll even start a virtual revolution against unfair bill-splitting!

PharmaFreeSMP: NoGamblingNoBooze

addiction, advertising, alcohol, Ban, consumerism, control, controversy, Ethics, gambling, Government, harmful products, health, Marketing, Media, NoGamblingNoBooze, pharmaceutical commercials, PharmaFreeSMP, public policy, regulations, restrictions, society, television

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6397
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Chimeras Created:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Bro, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP? It’s like, totally lit, dude. We got like, a whole village of villagers who are all secretly aliens trying to take over the world. But don’t worry, we have a secret weapon – a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, a CHICKEN WITH LASER EYES.

And the best part is, we have a rule that if you die in the game, you have to do a silly dance in real life. It’s hilarious, bro. Plus, every time you find diamonds, you have to yell “I am the king of the world” at the top of your lungs. It’s like, tradition or something.

So come join us on this totally wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination. And also, we have a rule that if you don’t bring a pet llama with you, you have to wear a chicken suit for a whole week. It’s gonna be a blast, dude. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this insanity.

BlockyBedroomFun

BlockyBedroomFun, Communication, communication in relationships, desire, emotional connection, enjoyment, fantasies, foreplay, fulfillment, guys, Intimacy, love, Passion, physical touch, Pleasure, reddit, relationships, satisfaction, sex, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, turn-ons

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5816
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Buildings Constructed:	26	Dimension Hops:	8

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind (and maybe other things too)? Join our server for a wild ride filled with surprises! We’ve got secret dungeons where you can find rare loot, but be careful, you might stumble upon a group of dancing creepers! And don’t even get us started on our custom-built rollercoaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether and back. Plus, our community is so friendly and welcoming, you’ll feel like you’re playing with a group of over-enthusiastic villagers. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures of your life!

TalibanBucks Minecraft Server

#covert operations, Conflict, counterterrorism efforts, defense strategies, Espionage, foreign interference, foreign policy, intelligence agencies, international relations, investigation, Military Funding, Military operations, Minecraft, national security, paid attacks, political implications, Russian intelligence, security threats, Server, Taliban, TalibanBucks, Terrorism, us forces

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5503
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Animals Bred:	152
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	11
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Alien Abductions:	4

so, liek, u know how u play minecraft and u get bored of the same old servers? well, u gotta join this one, cuz it’s lit af. we got russian spies, taliban fighters, and they’re all gettin paid to attack US forces in the game. u can join in on the action and get paid too! just imagine, u mining ur diamonds and then BOOM, russian spy comes and blows u up. it’s wild, man. come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness. plus, we got free cookies at spawn. what more could u ask for? join now and let the craziness begin!

rrdd.aternos.me Minecraft server

Aternos, banner, Community, Fun, Instructions, Lazy, Minecraft, multiplayer, OFFLINE, ONLINE, Players, RRDD, Server, Start, Survival, Version, Website

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5152
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	183
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

This server is survival on any version of Minecraft. If the server is turned off, then you can start it yourself using instructions on the website

rrdd.aternos.me:36149

Players:	106/400	Votes:	2876
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Emeralds Found:	4236	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Divine Spears Created:	13	Secret Passages Found:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9