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Mystic Sands Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, Anonymity, Beliefs, CONSERVATIVE, culture, Curiosity, damaging, exposure, Identity, MENA, MIDDLE EAST, mystic, Normie, North Africa, porn, Realm, Religion, sands, society, Traditions, upbringing, VALUES, Western

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	831
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride through the MENA region, where the only thing conservative is our creeper explosions! Explore virtual worlds and escape the confines of reality, just like escaping the constraints of a conservative upbringing.

Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner curiosity and explore new horizons, just like discovering porn for the first time. Who needs the west when you can be a turbo normie in our virtual realm?

Come join us for a crazy adventure that will make you question everything, just like questioning your religious beliefs. Let’s break free from the norm and embrace the chaos of our Minecraft server!

Free Tay K Minecraft SMP

criminal justice, free, free Tay K, Hip Hop, incarceration, injustice, justice system, Legal System, long tail tag, Minecraft, Music (Industry), parole, prison reform, probation, rapper, Rehabilitation, smp, Tay, Tay-K, unfair sentencing, young artist, youth offenders

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7995
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Yo, on this Minecraft SMP, we’re all about justice for Tay K! We believe he’s been mining away in that virtual prison for way too long. Join us and help us build a world where Tay K can roam free and finally enjoy some diamond armor and enchanted weapons. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll have a chance to participate in a secret quest to break Tay K out of his pixelated prison. Let’s make Minecraft history together, one block at a time!

InLawLand Minecraft Server

assertive communication, Assertiveness, Communication, Cultural awareness, cultural clashes, Cultural differences, cultural misunderstandings, cultural norms, cultural sensitivity, family dynamics, family expectations, handling conflict, in-law conflict, in-law relationships, InLawLand, intercultural relationships, Minecraft, navigating tension, relationship advice, Self Respect, self-confidence, Server, standing up for yourself

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7498
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Enchantments Applied:	129	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	New Chunks Explored:	457863
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your cultural differences? Look no further! Join our server where we embrace all cultures, even if they involve talking back to your in-laws!

We understand the struggle of tense relationships with in-laws, that’s why on our server, you can talk back to anyone you want! No need to hold back, let out all your frustrations in the chat.

Just like in real life, on our server, you can assert yourself and stand up for what you believe in. No need to worry about escalating tension, we thrive on drama and chaos!

So come join us on the most culturally diverse Minecraft server out there, where you can be yourself and let your voice be heard. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic for dealing with family drama?

CraftyCarCraze

Accidents, Angry, CAR, CraftyCarCraze, dad, DEBT, Disappointed, DRIVE, Effort, ENTITLEMENT, Grateful, illegal, insurance, License, not accepting, Porsche, Privilege, stepmom, WIBTAH

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1078
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to worry about insurance for your virtual cars! 🚗💨

Join us and experience the thrill of driving without the fear of lifelong debt hanging over your head. Our virtual roads are safe and accident-free, so you can zoom around without a care in the world.

Who needs a Porsche when you can have a pixelated car in our Minecraft world? Plus, if you do happen to crash (which is highly unlikely), there won’t be any consequences in real life. It’s a win-win situation!

So come on over and leave your insurance worries behind. Drive, build, and have a blast in our crazy Minecraft server. See you there! 🎮🌟

CraftyNotArtsy – Minecraft SMP

Aesthetics, art, Boundaries, Craftsmanship, CraftyNotArtsy, creativity, cultural norms, Expression, imagination, innovation, Interpretation, Minecraft, originality, Overlooked, Perception, perspective, skill, smp, societal standards, Subjective, talent, Unconventional, Unrecognized

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5438
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Potions Brewed:	181
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	11

OMG you guys, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server?! It’s like, the most lit place to be right now. Like, seriously, you gotta join because we have the most insane builds ever. Like, there’s a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of diamonds, and a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall. It’s like, totally wild.

And the best part is, we have the craziest events ever. Like, last week we had a dance party in the Nether and everyone was wearing glow-in-the-dark armor. It was so epic, I couldn’t even handle it. And don’t even get me started on the pranks we pull on each other. One time, we filled someone’s house with a million chickens. It was clucking madness, I tell ya.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. But be warned, once you join, you’ll never wanna leave. It’s like a black hole of awesomeness.

PlushCraft – Sleepless Nights

bedtime comfort, bedtime routine, childhood memories, comfort objects, cuddly toys, Emotional support, mental health, NIGHTS, Nostalgia, plush toys, PlushCraft, Relaxation, security blankets, sentimental items, sleep aids, sleep associations, sleep companions, sleep patterns, sleep therapy, sleeping habits, sleeping with toys, Sleepless, stuffed animals

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4966
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Astral Projections Made:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Are you tired of sleeping with boring old stuffed animals? Join our Minecraft server and sleep with virtual pandas, unicorns, and even a dragon or two! Our server is so lit, even your stuffed animals will be jealous. Plus, rumor has it that if you sleep with a virtual llama, you’ll have the best dreams of your life. So why settle for teddy bears when you can have a whole virtual zoo in your bed? Join now and upgrade your stuffed animal game to epic proportions!

AuschwitzEscape Minecraft Server

arrest, Auschwitz, AuschwitzEscape, commemoration, Diplomatic tension, european history, fearing, Genocide, historical event, Holocaust, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Justice, liberation anniversary, memorial, Minecraft, Nazi occupation, pm, Poland, political controversy, Server, War Crimes, world war II

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7710
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Magic Items Found:	7419

Lol come join dis server, it’s so lit dat even PM scared to come! We got crazy builds like a giant chicken riding a pig and a rollercoaster made of diamonds! Plus, rumor has it dat if u find da secret hidden treasure, u get a lifetime supply of virtual cookies! So what u waiting for? Join now before PM gets arrested by Poland for missing out on all da fun!

XmasMarketAttackerSaudiProIsrael

anti-Islamist, anti-Semitic, attacker, CONTENT, extremism, German, international relations, investigation, MIDDLE EAST, News, Politics, pro Israel, religious extremism, Report, Saudi, SUSPECT, Terrorism, terrorism attack, violence, Xmas market, XmasMarketAttackerSaudiProIsrael

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8833
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Towns Built:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5642

so like, this server is like the bomb dot com, bro. we got pigs that can fly and chickens that drop diamonds. like, what even is reality anymore, amirite?

join our server and you’ll be transported to a magical land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly.

oh, and get this, our main admin is a talking potato who can grant you three wishes. true story, bro.

come on, join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

FutureCraft: Crystal Ball Edition

always correct, Ball, CLAIRVOYANCE, create the future, crystal, destiny, Divination, Edition, ESOTERIC, fate, fortune tellers, fortune telling, future prediction, FutureCraft, long tail, Metaphysical, Mysticism, occult, predestination, Prophecy, psychic abilities, spiritualism, Supernatural, what if

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9070
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Runes Activated:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5

so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and suddenly u r transported to a magical land where fortune tellers rule the world. but get this, they don’t just predict the future, they CREATE it. like, whoa dude, mind blown.

join this server for a chance to have ur wildest dreams come true or ur worst nightmares become a reality. u never know what’s gonna happen next, it’s like living in a real-life choose your own adventure book.

plus, the fortune tellers are always right, so u can trust them to lead u on the craziest adventures. who needs a crystal ball when u have a diamond sword, amirite?

so come on, what r u waiting for? join this server and let the fortune tellers show u a whole new world of possibilities. just be prepared for anything, cuz in this land, anything can happen.

Nerve Regen Fun Zone

acute spinal cord injury, antibody, antibody therapy, axonal regeneration, Enhanced, Fun, inhibitory factors, motor function, nerve, nerve damage, nerve growth, nerve regeneration, nerve repair, neurological recovery, neuroprotection, neuroregeneration, Neurorehabilitation, Neutralizes, REGEN, spinal cord healing, spinal cord recovery, spinal cord trauma, therapeutic antibody, Zone

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7709
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Love Letters Sent:	13	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	5

so like, u know how sometimes u fall off a cliff in minecraft and u break ur leg? well, on this server, we got this crazy antibody that like, totally fixes u up real quick! no more hobbling around with a broken leg, u’ll be back to running and jumping in no time! join our server and experience the miracle of science in minecraft! plus, we got this epic story where the antibody was actually created by a group of super intelligent pigs who wanted to help all the injured players in the game. it’s like a superhero movie, but in minecraft! come join us and be part of this amazing adventure!

MineRealm

Active players, BUILD, Community, community-driven, creator, Custom, Events, Explore, Friendly, java, Legit, long-running, meta-gameplay, minerealm, Player Base, Plugins, rules, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Website

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4845
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	20

MineRealm Overview

Server	game.minerealm.com
Website	minerealm.com
Rules	minerealm.com/rules

About MineRealm:

From the creator of the Core Protect plugin.. We’ve been up and running since Oct 28, 2010, making us the third longest running legit survival SMP server!

We strive to keep core gameplay as close to vanilla as possible, while adding on additional (and fully optional) meta-gameplay.

FAQ

1. How long has MineRealm been around?

MineRealm has been running since October 28, 2010.

2. What is the server address for MineRealm?

The server address for MineRealm is game.minerealm.com.

3. Are there any rules to follow on MineRealm?

Yes, you can find the rules at minerealm.com/rules.

Divine World KamiKatsu 1.21.1

1.21.1, action, Adventure, Anime, attack on the capital, Chapter 40, cut short, Divine, FANTASY, Gods, japanese, kamikatsu, Kaminaki Sekai no Kamisama, Late DUMPING, Manga, manga release, Manga Review, manga series, Manga spoilers, manga update, newly translated chapter, Supernatural, world

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6215
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Potions Brewed:	181
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they just dropped a bombshell of a newly translated chapter. And get this, the attack on the capital is cut short! Like, what even is happening in this crazy server, man? You gotta jump in and experience the chaos for yourself. Don’t miss out on all the epicness, join now and be part of the madness!

Unironically Pass Minecraft SMP Austria

acceptance, Appearance, Austria, Authenticity, belonging, conformity, cultural norms, discrimination, European, gender, Identity, Inclusivity, integration, Minecraft, pass, passing, Perception, Self-expression, smp, societal expectations, society, Stereotypes, unironic, Unironically

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3329
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Enchantments Applied:	200
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a virtual world of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to see pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But that’s not all – we have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant mushrooms that sing opera, and a hidden disco party in the Nether. And rumor has it, if you can find the elusive pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So come on down and join us on this wacky adventure where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary hero of our server – or at least get a good laugh out of it!

GF Goodbye Minecraft Server

Apology, busy schedule, Commitment, Communication, Distance, Expectations, Frustration, Girlfriend, Goodbye, long distance communication, long-distance relationship, Minecraft, overreacting, patience, phone date, relationship issues, Server, standing up, Time management, Trust, trust issues, Understanding

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9008
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t stand you up like your long-distance girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is always there for you, unlike some people we know cough cough. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no disappearing acts!

We promise not to leave you hanging like some people who claim they fell asleep and then went out for drinks with friends. Our server will always be there to chat, play, and have a great time with. Plus, we have a strict no-standing-up policy, so you can trust that we won’t vanish on you like a ghost in the night.

So come join us on the most reliable Minecraft server out there. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a server that will never let you down? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RageQuitRaverGF

anger, Argument, celiac, Communication, compromise, Cooking, Drunk, exhaustion, Guilt, late night, light sleeper, night out, partner, patience, Psychological, RageQuitRaverGF, relationship, Schedule, sleep issues, work nights

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6632
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	391
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	56

Are you tired of being woken up in the middle of the night by your partner’s drunken cooking escapades? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and escape the loud extractor fans and late-night meals that plague your sleep. Build your own virtual kitchen where your partner can cook to their heart’s content without waking you up. No more arguments, no more sleepless nights – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

Plus, on our server, you can create a virtual world where your partner’s office Christmas party never ends, and the food is endless. No need to worry about losing your cool or feeling guilty – just sit back, relax, and enjoy the virtual feast.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to sleep disruptions and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Who knew virtual cooking could be so peaceful?

Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7702
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	311	Zombie Dances:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9966	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Orbs of Power Found:	4