BattleAxe SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockyTrumpSanctions

Accountability, Allies, BlockyTrumpSanctions, consequences, Corruption, Democracy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, influence, international relations, Justice, Politics, power, russia, sanctions, trump, united states, world leaders

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4015
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Emeralds Found:	7803
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Look no further! Join our server where we sanction players like Trump and his allies personally just like Russian politicians! Witness epic battles and crazy political drama unfold as players fight for power and dominance. Who will come out on top? Join now and be part of the madness!

DroneCraft2000: Ukraine’s Ultimate Strike

000 km, 2.., aerial surveillance, aerial warfare, combat drone, defense capabilities, defense technology, drone, DroneCraft2000, long range drone, Long-Range Strike, Military, military deployment, Military operations, military strategy, military technology, national security, strike, strike capability, surveillance drone, Ukraine, Ukraines, Ukrainian military, Ultimate, Unmanned aircraft

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3927
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	268	Dragon Eggs Found:	5371
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

lol u kno wat else is long range? dis epic minecraft server! we got drones dat can strike from 2,000 km away, just like Ukraine! join us for sum crazy pvp battles and epic adventures. we even got a secret base hidden in the clouds where u can find rare loot and meet mythical creatures. come join da fun and be part of dis insane minecraft world!

AntiVaxxers Ruin MMR Vax率

AntiVaxxers, correlation, COVID-19 vaccine, Decline, health, immunization, Impact, infectious diseases, likelihood, Measles, MMR, mumps, parents, preventative healthcare., public health, refusal, research, rubella, ruin, study, vaccination, Vax率, young children

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1304
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Alien Abductions:	4
Villages Defended:	16	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Towns Built:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Animals Bred:	70
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

so like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like, if u don’t, ur kids gonna be like, 25% less likely to get vaccinated against measles, mumps, and rubella. like, that’s some serious stuff man. u don’t want ur kids walkin’ around with all them diseases, do ya? so join this server and keep ur fam safe from all them nasty germs. plus, we got like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret treasure hunt where u can win a real life llama. yea, u heard me right, a real life llama. so come on, join the fun and save ur kids from the plague of not getting vaccinated.

💎Doomworld💎 Unique anarchy 1.16.5 server minecraft

1.16.5, Anarchy, Doomworld, Minecraft, Server, Unique

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3218
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Mines Excavated:	3752	Dragon Eggs Found:	2360
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	13	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

server “Doomworld Unique Anarchy 1.16.5” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Aurora Heights SMP

aurora, BUILD, Community, Contraptions, day one, Discord, Enhance, Explore, February 8th, Heights, ideas, Join, Launch, long term, Mature, Meaningful, Mods, passionate, quality of life, Redstone, smp, Vanilla

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2845
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Dragons Tamed:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Potions Brewed:	70
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Server Overview

Server Name	Aurora Heights
Launch Date	February 8th
Community Discord	https://discord.gg/5aCDHkW9

FAQ

Question	Answer
What type of server is Aurora Heights?	Aurora Heights is a long-term survival server with quality-of-life datapacks and mods.
When does the server launch?	The server launches on February 8th, be there from day one!
What kind of players are you looking for?	We are looking for mature players who want to settle in, build, explore, and be part of a growing community.
How can I join the community?	You can join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/5aCDHkW9

Eternal Pixel Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, acceptance, bullying, derogatory language, derogatory term, discrimination, empowerment, ETERNAL, FAGGOT, Homophobia, Identity, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, mental health, PIXEL, pride, Realm, self esteem, self loathing, self worth, self-acceptance, self-deprecation, self-identity, Worthless

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9638
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Farms Harvested:	355
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4

Join this Minecraft server if you want to unleash your inner faggotry in a world of blocks and pixels!

We have so many useless losers just like you who are ready to build, mine, and craft their way to being even more worthless!

Come on, what are you waiting for? Embrace your worthlessness and join us today!

We promise you’ll fit right in with all the other pathetic losers on this server.

YellCraft Minecraft Server

codependency, Communication Issues, cousin drama, emotional distress, emotional exhaustion, emotional fatigue, Emotional support, enabling behavior, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, financial support, lending money, Manipulation, Minecraft, personal boundaries, relationship struggles, Resentment, Server, setting boundaries, toxic relationships, trust issues, YellCraft

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5267
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	20	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	362

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to escape the never-ending cycle of family manipulation and drama.

On our server, you won’t have to deal with cousins stealing from your wallet or faking terminal illnesses to get out of school. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring new worlds, and battling mobs with your friends.

Plus, our server has a strict no borrowing money policy, so you won’t have to worry about lending thousands of virtual dollars to ungrateful relatives who never pay you back. And if anyone tries to guilt trip you into helping them, just block them and move on with your virtual life.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the family drama behind. Who needs real life when you can have an epic virtual adventure with us?

DoubleBarrelDude

Disrespect, double barrel name, DoubleBarrelDude, emasculating, family connections, family name, Identity, identity crisis, last name, Marriage, surname, unique name, Wedding, wedding planning

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1159
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	4257
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Players Killed by Monsters:	7790
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your future double barrel name? Look no further! Join our server and experience the craziest adventures this side of the block world.

Imagine a world where taking a double barrel name is not only accepted but encouraged! Our server is all about embracing your unique identity, whether it’s with a double barrel name or a diamond sword named after your pet chicken.

But beware, not everyone is on board with the double barrel name trend. Just like in real life, there are players who will try to convince you that a double barrel name is “insulting” or “emasculating.” But fear not, on our server, you can stand tall (or as tall as a blocky character can) and proudly rock your double barrel name like the boss you are.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your double barrel name flag fly high! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a fellow player who shares your love for both their family name and their Minecraft skills. It’s a match made in blocky heaven!

USProtestWatch Minecraft SMP

activism, citizen journalism, Civil unrest, current events, demonstrations, freedom of speech, government transparency, grassroots movements, mainstream media, marginalized voices, Media bias, media blackout, Minecraft, news coverage, political activism, political dissent, protest coverage, PROTESTS, public outcry, smp, social justice, us news, USProtestWatch

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8665
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Void Gems Collected:	39	Wilderness Tamed:	9
New Chunks Explored:	863144	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

OMG guys, you need to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s lit AF. We got llamas riding pigs, flying squids, and even a secret underground base full of diamond blocks. And get this, the server owner is actually a wizard who can turn creepers into kittens with just a flick of his wand.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their army of iron golems. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples somewhere in the Nether.

So if you want to join in on the madness, come on over and join us. Just be prepared for the chaos and mayhem that awaits you. And remember, always watch out for those sneaky Endermen who like to steal your blocks when you’re not looking. It’s a wild ride, but it’s totally worth it. See you in the game, fellow gamers!

PlyCrafters United

bathroom essentials, bathroom essentials shopping, bathroom etiquette, bathroom habits, bathroom necessities, bathroom products, consumer behavior, eco-friendly options, household supplies, personal hygiene, PlyCrafters, purchasing habits, single ply toilet paper, sustainability in the bathroom, toilet paper brands, toilet paper choices, toilet paper debate, toilet paper preferences, toilet paper quality, toilet paper rolls, toilet paper stock, United

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2897
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Towns Built:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Ores Mined:	2059	Enchantments Applied:	208

Are you tired of living in a world where people settle for single ply toilet paper? Then join our Minecraft server where we only use the softest, fluffiest toilet paper in the land! Our server is a magical place where unicorns roam freely and rainbows shoot out of creepers when you defeat them. Plus, all players receive a diamond toilet paper roll upon joining because we believe in living a life of luxury, even in the virtual world. So come join us and say goodbye to single ply toilet paper forever!

VeggieCraft: No More Meat!

cholesterol levels, cholesterol management, cholesterol reduction, health benefits, Healthy Eating, heart health, LDL cholesterol, meat, meat substitutes, nutrition, plant based diet, plant-based alternatives, plant-based lifestyle, plant-based nutrition, plant-based proteins, study, sustainable eating, total cholesterol, vegetarian diet, VeggieCraft, weight, weight loss

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1043
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	46
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

so, like, u know how u wanna be all healthy and stuff but u also wanna play minecraft all day? well, dis server is da answer to ur prayers! we got all da plant-based alternatives u need to reduce ur total cholesterol, LDL cholesterol, and even lose some weight while u build ur epic minecraft creations! join us and become the healthiest minecraft player ever! plus, we got a secret potion dat makes u run faster than a speeding bullet in da game! u won’t find dat anywhere else, trust me. so come on, join us and let’s get fit and build some crazy stuff together!

CoronaCraft Survival

Community, Content Creator, CoronaCraft, Datapacks, Discord, Donors, Events, Farms, Giveaways, Griefs, player, Roles, shopping district, smp, Stream, Survival, Technical, thefts, Uptime, Video, voice chat, Website

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6182
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	481	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Meteorites Collected:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Overview of CoronaCraft Minecraft Server

Server Name	CoronaCraft
Members	200 members
Season	8th season
Website	Website Link
Discord	Discord Link

Server Features:

Custom Advancements.
Dynmap and DiscordSRV integration.
Bedrock Crossplay.
Expansive Shopping District.
Proximity Voice Chat In-game.
Server Events.
Custom Roles.
Server perks for donors.
Friendly and helpful community.
Community Projects all the time.
Giveaways.
24/7 Server Uptime.
Plugins to prevent thefts/griefs without ruining the vanilla feel.
Player/Mob/Mini Block heads to add more to the original gameplay.
Crafting Tweaks.
Many other quality of life plugins + datapacks.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: How do I join CoronaCraft?

A: You can join the server by visiting the website or joining the Discord server.

Q: Is CoronaCraft beginner-friendly?

A: Yes, we are accepting of everyone and have a friendly and helpful community.

Q: Are there any server events in CoronaCraft?

A: Yes, we have regular server events for the community to participate in.

Q: Can I play on CoronaCraft if I am a content creator or technical player?

A: Yes, CoronaCraft is content-creator and technical player friendly, so you can stream, make videos, or engage in technical gameplay on the server.

Mystic Isles – Adventure awaits 1.21

Adventure, Awaits, Corpos, Favorite, indies, Isles, mystic, offtopic, Purple, Report, shitposting, trolling, Uoh, UOH ToT, Uoooooh Global, Vtubers

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1422
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7745	Love Letters Sent:	11

Yo, bros and broettes! Come join this epic Minecraft server, where you can build and chill with your favorite /uoh/ vtubers! From the biggest corpos to the tiniest indies, we got ’em all!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a purple edition going on! Who doesn’t love purple, am I right? It’s the color of royalty, yo!

And don’t forget to report any shitposting, trolling, or offtopic stuff. We keep it real here, no time for nonsense! So come on down and let’s have a blast together!

PiggyCraft: Blame the Villager

5 year old, AITAH, behavioral issue, Blame, class address, gated area, kindergarten, main car park, outsiders opinion, Parent, Pick up, PiggyCraft, pouring rain, relationship with teacher, safety issue, shock, slip past, stern word, Teacher, Teacher blaming, Upset, upset parent, villager, walking into carpark unsupervised, wandering

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4867
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Dragons Tamed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Emeralds Found:	6783
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Dimension Hops:	14
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep your child safe from wandering into dangerous situations like a busy car park? Look no further than our server! Our vigilant staff will make sure your child stays within the designated play areas at all times.

Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of rescuing your child from perilous situations in a virtual world! Who knows, maybe you’ll even have to have a stern word with your child’s Minecraft teacher for not keeping a close eye on them.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to protect your child from virtual dangers and potential behavioral issues in our Minecraft server. Join today and let the adventures begin!

Professional Block Breaker

BLOCK, Breaker, career, EMBARRASSMENT, job hunting, Job Interview, job loss, job market, Job Search, Job Seeker, Jobless, jobless benefits, jobless claims, jobless claims report, jobless growth, Jobless rate, jobless recovery, jobless recovery plan, jobless stigma, PROFESSIONAL, response, unemployed, unemployment

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	918
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	24	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Emeralds Found:	4872	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Villages Defended:	14	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Oh, honey, forget about real life jobs and come join our Minecraft server! We have a thriving economy where you can become a virtual billionaire selling virtual dirt! Who needs a real job when you can be the king of the pixelated world?

And don’t worry about being unemployed, on our server, we value creativity and resourcefulness. In fact, we once had a player who built an entire mansion out of nothing but virtual cheese blocks! Now that’s talent!

So next time someone asks you what you do for a living, just tell them you’re a professional block builder on the most epic Minecraft server in existence. Trust us, they’ll be jealous!

Players:	104/900	Votes:	557
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Farms Harvested:	644
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1