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BlockyTrumpSanctions

Accountability, Allies, BlockyTrumpSanctions, consequences, Corruption, Democracy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, influence, international relations, Justice, Politics, power, russia, sanctions, trump, united states, world leaders

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2636
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Zombie Dances:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Look no further! Join our server where we sanction players like Trump and his allies personally just like Russian politicians! Witness epic battles and crazy political drama unfold as players fight for power and dominance. Who will come out on top? Join now and be part of the madness!

DroneCraft2000: Ukraine’s Ultimate Strike

000 km, 2.., aerial surveillance, aerial warfare, combat drone, defense capabilities, defense technology, drone, DroneCraft2000, long range drone, Long-Range Strike, Military, military deployment, Military operations, military strategy, military technology, national security, strike, strike capability, surveillance drone, Ukraine, Ukraines, Ukrainian military, Ultimate, Unmanned aircraft

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	912
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Crops Grown:	9937
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

lol u kno wat else is long range? dis epic minecraft server! we got drones dat can strike from 2,000 km away, just like Ukraine! join us for sum crazy pvp battles and epic adventures. we even got a secret base hidden in the clouds where u can find rare loot and meet mythical creatures. come join da fun and be part of dis insane minecraft world!

AntiVaxxers Ruin MMR Vax率

AntiVaxxers, correlation, COVID-19 vaccine, Decline, health, immunization, Impact, infectious diseases, likelihood, Measles, MMR, mumps, parents, preventative healthcare., public health, refusal, research, rubella, ruin, study, vaccination, Vax率, young children

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1555
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Horror Stories Survived:	4	New Chunks Explored:	626594
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Secret Passages Found:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

so like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like, if u don’t, ur kids gonna be like, 25% less likely to get vaccinated against measles, mumps, and rubella. like, that’s some serious stuff man. u don’t want ur kids walkin’ around with all them diseases, do ya? so join this server and keep ur fam safe from all them nasty germs. plus, we got like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret treasure hunt where u can win a real life llama. yea, u heard me right, a real life llama. so come on, join the fun and save ur kids from the plague of not getting vaccinated.

💎Doomworld💎 Unique anarchy 1.16.5 server minecraft

1.16.5, Anarchy, Doomworld, Minecraft, Server, Unique

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	825
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

server “Doomworld Unique Anarchy 1.16.5” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mc.doomworld.fun

Aurora Heights SMP

aurora, BUILD, Community, Contraptions, day one, Discord, Enhance, Explore, February 8th, Heights, ideas, Join, Launch, long term, Mature, Meaningful, Mods, passionate, quality of life, Redstone, smp, Vanilla

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5497
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Mines Excavated:	1508	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5

Server Overview

Server Name	Aurora Heights
Launch Date	February 8th
Community Discord	https://discord.gg/5aCDHkW9

FAQ

Question	Answer
What type of server is Aurora Heights?	Aurora Heights is a long-term survival server with quality-of-life datapacks and mods.
When does the server launch?	The server launches on February 8th, be there from day one!
What kind of players are you looking for?	We are looking for mature players who want to settle in, build, explore, and be part of a growing community.
How can I join the community?	You can join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/5aCDHkW9

Eternal Pixel Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, acceptance, bullying, derogatory language, derogatory term, discrimination, empowerment, ETERNAL, FAGGOT, Homophobia, Identity, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, mental health, PIXEL, pride, Realm, self esteem, self loathing, self worth, self-acceptance, self-deprecation, self-identity, Worthless

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8905
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Join this Minecraft server if you want to unleash your inner faggotry in a world of blocks and pixels!

We have so many useless losers just like you who are ready to build, mine, and craft their way to being even more worthless!

Come on, what are you waiting for? Embrace your worthlessness and join us today!

We promise you’ll fit right in with all the other pathetic losers on this server.

YellCraft Minecraft Server

codependency, Communication Issues, cousin drama, emotional distress, emotional exhaustion, emotional fatigue, Emotional support, enabling behavior, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, financial support, lending money, Manipulation, Minecraft, personal boundaries, relationship struggles, Resentment, Server, setting boundaries, toxic relationships, trust issues, YellCraft

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	927
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to escape the never-ending cycle of family manipulation and drama.

On our server, you won’t have to deal with cousins stealing from your wallet or faking terminal illnesses to get out of school. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring new worlds, and battling mobs with your friends.

Plus, our server has a strict no borrowing money policy, so you won’t have to worry about lending thousands of virtual dollars to ungrateful relatives who never pay you back. And if anyone tries to guilt trip you into helping them, just block them and move on with your virtual life.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the family drama behind. Who needs real life when you can have an epic virtual adventure with us?

DoubleBarrelDude

Disrespect, double barrel name, DoubleBarrelDude, emasculating, family connections, family name, Identity, identity crisis, last name, Marriage, surname, unique name, Wedding, wedding planning

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8242
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5647	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Crops Grown:	3836
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your future double barrel name? Look no further! Join our server and experience the craziest adventures this side of the block world.

Imagine a world where taking a double barrel name is not only accepted but encouraged! Our server is all about embracing your unique identity, whether it’s with a double barrel name or a diamond sword named after your pet chicken.

But beware, not everyone is on board with the double barrel name trend. Just like in real life, there are players who will try to convince you that a double barrel name is “insulting” or “emasculating.” But fear not, on our server, you can stand tall (or as tall as a blocky character can) and proudly rock your double barrel name like the boss you are.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your double barrel name flag fly high! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a fellow player who shares your love for both their family name and their Minecraft skills. It’s a match made in blocky heaven!

USProtestWatch Minecraft SMP

activism, citizen journalism, Civil unrest, current events, demonstrations, freedom of speech, government transparency, grassroots movements, mainstream media, marginalized voices, Media bias, media blackout, Minecraft, news coverage, political activism, political dissent, protest coverage, PROTESTS, public outcry, smp, social justice, us news, USProtestWatch

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9360
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ores Mined:	7116	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Divine Spears Created:	24
Zombie Dances:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3

OMG guys, you need to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s lit AF. We got llamas riding pigs, flying squids, and even a secret underground base full of diamond blocks. And get this, the server owner is actually a wizard who can turn creepers into kittens with just a flick of his wand.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their army of iron golems. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples somewhere in the Nether.

So if you want to join in on the madness, come on over and join us. Just be prepared for the chaos and mayhem that awaits you. And remember, always watch out for those sneaky Endermen who like to steal your blocks when you’re not looking. It’s a wild ride, but it’s totally worth it. See you in the game, fellow gamers!

PlyCrafters United

bathroom essentials, bathroom essentials shopping, bathroom etiquette, bathroom habits, bathroom necessities, bathroom products, consumer behavior, eco-friendly options, household supplies, personal hygiene, PlyCrafters, purchasing habits, single ply toilet paper, sustainability in the bathroom, toilet paper brands, toilet paper choices, toilet paper debate, toilet paper preferences, toilet paper quality, toilet paper rolls, toilet paper stock, United

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2799
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Magic Items Found:	6941
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Are you tired of living in a world where people settle for single ply toilet paper? Then join our Minecraft server where we only use the softest, fluffiest toilet paper in the land! Our server is a magical place where unicorns roam freely and rainbows shoot out of creepers when you defeat them. Plus, all players receive a diamond toilet paper roll upon joining because we believe in living a life of luxury, even in the virtual world. So come join us and say goodbye to single ply toilet paper forever!

VeggieCraft: No More Meat!

cholesterol levels, cholesterol management, cholesterol reduction, health benefits, Healthy Eating, heart health, LDL cholesterol, meat, meat substitutes, nutrition, plant based diet, plant-based alternatives, plant-based lifestyle, plant-based nutrition, plant-based proteins, study, sustainable eating, total cholesterol, vegetarian diet, VeggieCraft, weight, weight loss

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6433
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Mines Excavated:	4705
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

so, like, u know how u wanna be all healthy and stuff but u also wanna play minecraft all day? well, dis server is da answer to ur prayers! we got all da plant-based alternatives u need to reduce ur total cholesterol, LDL cholesterol, and even lose some weight while u build ur epic minecraft creations! join us and become the healthiest minecraft player ever! plus, we got a secret potion dat makes u run faster than a speeding bullet in da game! u won’t find dat anywhere else, trust me. so come on, join us and let’s get fit and build some crazy stuff together!

CoronaCraft Survival

Community, Content Creator, CoronaCraft, Datapacks, Discord, Donors, Events, Farms, Giveaways, Griefs, player, Roles, shopping district, smp, Stream, Survival, Technical, thefts, Uptime, Video, voice chat, Website

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2413
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Star Shards Collected:	238
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Overview of CoronaCraft Minecraft Server

Server Name	CoronaCraft
Members	200 members
Season	8th season
Website	Website Link
Discord	Discord Link

Server Features:

Custom Advancements.
Dynmap and DiscordSRV integration.
Bedrock Crossplay.
Expansive Shopping District.
Proximity Voice Chat In-game.
Server Events.
Custom Roles.
Server perks for donors.
Friendly and helpful community.
Community Projects all the time.
Giveaways.
24/7 Server Uptime.
Plugins to prevent thefts/griefs without ruining the vanilla feel.
Player/Mob/Mini Block heads to add more to the original gameplay.
Crafting Tweaks.
Many other quality of life plugins + datapacks.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: How do I join CoronaCraft?

A: You can join the server by visiting the website or joining the Discord server.

Q: Is CoronaCraft beginner-friendly?

A: Yes, we are accepting of everyone and have a friendly and helpful community.

Q: Are there any server events in CoronaCraft?

A: Yes, we have regular server events for the community to participate in.

Q: Can I play on CoronaCraft if I am a content creator or technical player?

A: Yes, CoronaCraft is content-creator and technical player friendly, so you can stream, make videos, or engage in technical gameplay on the server.

Mystic Isles – Adventure awaits 1.21

Adventure, Awaits, Corpos, Favorite, indies, Isles, mystic, offtopic, Purple, Report, shitposting, trolling, Uoh, UOH ToT, Uoooooh Global, Vtubers

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3795
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Enchantments Applied:	258
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9

Yo, bros and broettes! Come join this epic Minecraft server, where you can build and chill with your favorite /uoh/ vtubers! From the biggest corpos to the tiniest indies, we got ’em all!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a purple edition going on! Who doesn’t love purple, am I right? It’s the color of royalty, yo!

And don’t forget to report any shitposting, trolling, or offtopic stuff. We keep it real here, no time for nonsense! So come on down and let’s have a blast together!

PiggyCraft: Blame the Villager

5 year old, AITAH, behavioral issue, Blame, class address, gated area, kindergarten, main car park, outsiders opinion, Parent, Pick up, PiggyCraft, pouring rain, relationship with teacher, safety issue, shock, slip past, stern word, Teacher, Teacher blaming, Upset, upset parent, villager, walking into carpark unsupervised, wandering

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5948
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep your child safe from wandering into dangerous situations like a busy car park? Look no further than our server! Our vigilant staff will make sure your child stays within the designated play areas at all times.

Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of rescuing your child from perilous situations in a virtual world! Who knows, maybe you’ll even have to have a stern word with your child’s Minecraft teacher for not keeping a close eye on them.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to protect your child from virtual dangers and potential behavioral issues in our Minecraft server. Join today and let the adventures begin!

Professional Block Breaker

BLOCK, Breaker, career, EMBARRASSMENT, job hunting, Job Interview, job loss, job market, Job Search, Job Seeker, Jobless, jobless benefits, jobless claims, jobless claims report, jobless growth, Jobless rate, jobless recovery, jobless recovery plan, jobless stigma, PROFESSIONAL, response, unemployed, unemployment

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1464
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Oh, honey, forget about real life jobs and come join our Minecraft server! We have a thriving economy where you can become a virtual billionaire selling virtual dirt! Who needs a real job when you can be the king of the pixelated world?

And don’t worry about being unemployed, on our server, we value creativity and resourcefulness. In fact, we once had a player who built an entire mansion out of nothing but virtual cheese blocks! Now that’s talent!

So next time someone asks you what you do for a living, just tell them you’re a professional block builder on the most epic Minecraft server in existence. Trust us, they’ll be jealous!

Players:	95/200	Votes:	5927
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Void Gems Collected:	26
Crops Grown:	2126	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10