BattleAxe SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

DetentionDrama Minecraft Server

3D printed shoes, aita, Angry, asking, BELIEF, bullying, Contact, daddy’s girl, DAUGHTER, detention, DetentionDrama, Disrespect, hysterics, insisting, LAUGHING, mental note, Minecraft, parents, School, Server, Situation, specifics, stay at Dad’s, STUDENT

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5185
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Enchantments Applied:	146
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Endless Night Skies:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Votes:	1631
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Crops Grown:	3316

Are you tired of dealing with disrespectful kids who won’t even tell you the name of the student they laughed at for having 3D printed shoes? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories. Build your dream world, battle mythical creatures, and maybe even find a pair of 3D printed shoes to laugh at (just kidding, please don’t bully other players).

Our server is the ultimate playground for both kids and adults who just want to have a good time without any drama. So why wait? Join now and let the fun begin! Just remember, no detention for laughing at virtual shoes here!

WifeyCraft2022

aita, arguments, Asian culture, Communication, Delivery, EMBARRASSMENT, EQ level, family, first born son, hurt feelings, korean culture, last name, legally changing my last name, lunar new year, Marriage, parents, Proposal, relationships, Siblings, Wife, WifeyCraft2022

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4107
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	2896
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Are you tired of boring old last names? Join our Minecraft server where you can change your last name to anything you want, just like this guy who changed his last name from Pak to Park to carry on his wife’s family name!

Join us for some family drama, arguments over cultural differences, and a phone blowing up with messages from angry siblings. Who knew changing your last name could cause such chaos? But hey, at least his wife proposed to him, so it’s not all bad!

Come join the fun and see what outrageous last name changes and family drama await you on our server. Just remember, in our world, anything can happen – even a low EQ level move that leaves your parents disowning you!

FBItermin8rsMCSMP

band together, band together campaign, Campaign, campaign leadership, fbi, FBItermin8rsMCSMP, inside band, inside information, leadership, Legal, Legal professionals, Military, military officers, professionals, terminated employees, terminated employees campaign, terminated FBI, terminated FBI campaign, terminated FBI employees, terminated legal professionals, terminated military officers

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1541
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ores Mined:	8503

Bro, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft SMP? It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it. We got all these ex-FBI agents, military officers, and lawyers coming together to form the ultimate squad. Like, imagine the chaos and epic battles we’re gonna have. It’s gonna be like Avengers, but in Minecraft.

And get this, we’re gonna have secret missions and quests that only the elite players can handle. Like, one time we had to rescue a group of villagers from a zombie horde, and it was so intense. But we totally saved the day, no biggie.

Plus, we have this secret base underground where we plan all our strategies and stuff. It’s like a top-secret lair, but with blocky walls and stuff. And don’t even get me started on the epic loot we find on our adventures. Diamonds for days, bro.

So, if you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever and be part of the craziest squad around, hit us up. But beware, only the bravest and most skilled players can handle the madness that awaits. Are you ready to join the ultimate squad of misfits and take on the Minecraft world? Let’s do this!

BathroomCraft: Men AFK for 10 mins

Afk, Alone Time, bathroom, BathroomCraft, daily routine, Grooming, habits, hygiene, longer bathroom breaks, Men, mens health, mental health, Mins, personal care, Relaxation, restroom, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-indulgence, stress relief, Time management, time wasting

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	781
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Votes:	3128	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dimension Hops:	10	Emeralds Found:	5708
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16

Are they secretly building epic Minecraft creations in there? Join our server and find out! Our bathrooms are equipped with state-of-the-art gaming setups so you can mine and craft while you…well, you know. Who needs bathroom breaks when you can be building a castle in the sky or fighting off creepers in the Nether?

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly Enderman who steals your diamonds if you don’t leave an offering of golden apples. And every full moon, the mobs on our server throw a wild party complete with disco balls made of glowstone and zombie DJs spinning records made of skeleton bones.

So if you’re tired of boring old servers where bathrooms are just for, you know, bathroom stuff, come join us for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience you won’t find anywhere else. Just be sure to bring plenty of toilet paper – you never know when you’ll need to wipe away tears of laughter from all the hilarious antics on our server!

FrontLineDropOuts

bbc news, CASUALTIES, Ceasefire, Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Front Line, FrontLineDropOuts, heavy losses, international relations, Korean Peninsula, Military, News, North Korea, peace talks, Troops, Ukraine, War, Withdrawal, world affairs

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8437
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Villages Defended:	14
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

come join dis epic minecraft server where ukraine and north korea troops battle it out in epic pvp battles! ukraine says north korea troops may have quit front line after heavy losses, but on dis server, they keep fighting FOREVER! join now to witness the craziest battles and maybe even join the fight yourself! who will come out on top? find out on dis INSANE minecraft server!

RadiationCraft: Toxicity Link Study

acute toxicity, bowel problems, bowel toxicity, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, health, Link, long-term effects, Medical research, prostate cancer, prostate health, radiation, radiation effects, radiation side effects, radiation therapy, RadiationCraft, research, side effects, study, Toxicity, Treatment, urinary problems, urinary toxicity

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5809
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Falling into the Void:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Animals Bred:	13
Potions Brewed:	164	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the only side effects you’ll be experiencing are extreme levels of fun and excitement! forget about boring old radiation studies, on our server, you’ll be battling creepers and zombies instead of toxic side effects!

we guarantee that after playing on our server, your urinary toxicity levels will decrease from 7.5% to 0% and your bowel toxicity levels will decrease from 12.7% to -10%! that’s right, negative toxicity levels because our server is just that awesome!

so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the ultimate cure for all your gaming woes!

MineScape

Adventurer, Attack, Clue Scrolls, Cosmetics, Crafting, Custom Mobs, custom npcs, Friends, hand crafted map, Interactive, Leaderboards, Magic, Minescape, mmorpg, old school runescape, Pets, Quests, Ranged, Rewards, Roleplay, Skills, titles

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9682
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Ores Mined:	1974	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Void Gems Collected:	20	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20

MineScape Server Overview

Features
Interactive Custom NPC’s and Mobs
Custom Quests

Beautiful hand crafted map
Clue Scrolls: Rewards for solving clue scrolls
Daily Rewards!
Pets, Cosmetics, Titles
Active Leaderboards

Links

IP: minescape.me
Wiki: https://minescape.wiki/
Latest blog: Feldip Hills Map Expansion, Daily Quest Rework, Shooting Stars Event & More Devblog #42
Store: https://store.minescape.com/
Discord: https://discord.gg/minescape

Socials

Facebook: https://facebook.com/minescape
Instagram: https://instagram.com/minescape
Twitter: https://twitter.com/playminescape

Plugins

MineScape
Dynmap

Rules

https://minescape.com/rules/

FAQ

1. How do I join the MineScape server?

To join the MineScape server, simply enter the IP address “minescape.me” in your Minecraft client.

2. Are there custom quests in MineScape?

Yes, MineScape features custom quests for players to complete and earn rewards.

3. What are the available skills in MineScape?

There are 22 custom skills in MineScape, including Attack, Ranged, Magic, Woodcutting, Mining, Smithing, and Crafting, among others.

4. How can I earn daily rewards in MineScape?

Players can earn daily rewards by logging in to the server daily and completing certain tasks or challenges.

5. Are there pets, cosmetics, and titles available in MineScape?

Yes, MineScape offers pets, cosmetics, and titles for players to customize their characters and stand out in the game.

Voice of Hypocritical Glaze 1.20.2

#Kongming, 1.20.2, chumps, enemies, glaze, Glazing.., good guy, hypocritical, liu bei, Lost, machiavellian, Manga, Shu, Trick, VOICE, 万歳, 司馬晉

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8277
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Crops Grown:	2732	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the manga’s voice but on crack! We spend so much time hyping up our players, making them look like total legends who always come out on top, even though they never actually beat anyone. It’s like a twisted version of a Shonen anime, but with blocks and creepers.

And let me tell you, our enemies? Total chumps, bro. They fall for the same tricks every time, just like in that manga. But hey, who needs logic when you’ve got epic battles and epic loot, am I right?

Plus, we’ve got Liu Bei and Kongming running around, being all noble and stuff, even though they’re just as sneaky and conniving as the rest of us. It’s like a soap opera, but with more explosions.

So come on, join us on this wild ride, where reality is questioned and mistakes are made. It’s gonna be a trip, bro. Let’s do this!

PosiVibesMC SMP

coping strategies, Gratitude, mental health, mindfulness, optimism, positive attitude, positive habits, positive mindset, positive outlook, positive thinking, positive vibes, PosiVibesMC, resilience, self love, self-care, smp, Staying Happy, staying healthy, staying hopeful, staying motivated, staying positive, staying strong

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4034
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Void Gems Collected:	40
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Void Armor Forged:	29	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will literally blow your mind! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and cows can do backflips, that’s basically what this server is like.

We have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a team of ninja turtles who are trained in the art of block placing. And don’t even get me started on the giant chicken boss that roams the land, dropping chicken nuggets as loot.

But the best part? We have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano and ends with a splash in a pool of melted butter. It’s like a theme park on steroids, bro!

So if you want to join this wild ride of a server and experience the craziness for yourself, just hop on board and prepare to have your mind blown. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCashGifts

CraftyCashGifts, dream purchase, Extravagant, gift, indulgence, luxury, me time, pampering, personal gift, personal luxury, personal splurge, self appreciation, self love, self-care, self-gift., self-indulgence, self-reward, shopping spree, special treat, treat yourself, Wishlist

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7702
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Votes:	9656	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

If someone handed you $1,000 on our Minecraft server and told you it could only be spent on a gift for yourself, what would you get? Well, let me tell you, on our server, that $1,000 could buy you a magical unicorn that poops diamonds, a jetpack made of enchanted cheese, or even a pet dragon that farts rainbows! Join us now and let your wildest dreams come true in the most absurdly awesome ways possible!

Crush Craft Server

Craft, Crush, Curiosity, Hidden feelings, introspection, love, missed opportunities, Mystery, relationships, romantic interest, secret admirers, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self reflection, self worth, self-confidence, self-perception, Server, unknown, unreciprocated feelings, unrequited love

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9412
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Villages Defended:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Players Killed by Monsters:	7279
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10

So, like, you know how sometimes you’re just mining away in Minecraft and you think to yourself, “I wonder how many people have had a crush on me?” Well, on this server, you’ll never have to wonder because EVERYONE will have a crush on you! That’s right, we’ve got a special love potion plugin that makes everyone fall head over heels for you as soon as you log in.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. If you can out-dance Bigfoot, you’ll win a prize so rare and valuable, we can’t even tell you what it is.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you hear about our annual “Build-a-Burger” competition. Players compete to build the most delicious-looking burger in Minecraft, and the winner gets to have their creation magically transformed into a real-life burger that they can eat in front of all their jealous friends.

So come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server where anything is possible and everyone is in love with you. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Pandemic Panic Minecraft Server

2019, 2023, Analysis, death rates, Decade, Early adult mortality, health crisis, higher, Impact, Implications, Minecraft, pandemic, Panic, post-COVID, public health, research, Rise, Server, statistics, study, trends, US

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2364
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Farms Harvested:	174
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	5611	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Yo, have u heard of this cray cray Minecraft server? Let me tell u, it’s lit af! Join us and u’ll have a blast like never before!

So, like, rumor has it that if u don’t join this server, ur early adult mortality rate is gonna be higher in the US post-COVID. Like, who wants that, amirite? But if u join us, u’ll be safe from all that nonsense. We got ur back, fam!

I heard that in 2023, the death rates were like 70 percent higher if u weren’t part of this server. That’s some scary stuff, man. But if u join us, u’ll be living your best life, no cap!

And get this, in 2019 the death rates were 20 percent lower than in 2023. Like, what even happened in those 4 years? But if u join our server, u’ll be protected from all that madness. Trust me, u won’t regret it!

So what are u waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to early adult mortality rates! It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes!

OrbitMC

Community, Experience, Fun, Game, Join, Linktr.ee, Linktree, Minecraft, OrbitMC, OrbitMC Staff Team, people, Positive, Season, Server, smp, Staff, Whitelist

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5611
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Votes:	9802
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5

OrbitMC Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla SMP
Season	2nd Season
Active Staff Team	Yes
Community	Positive & Fun

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join OrbitMC?	Visit our Linktree (https://linktr.ee/orbitmc) for ways to get involved and join the server.
How do I get whitelisted on the server?	Once you join the server, follow the instructions provided to get yourself whitelisted and start playing.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	Yes, PvP is allowed in designated areas or with mutual agreement between players.
Are there any specific rules I should follow on the server?	Yes, we have a set of server rules that all players are expected to abide by to maintain a positive and fair gaming environment.

Divine Realm Quest 1.20.3

1.20.3, annoyance, Christ, cursed, cursed images, discussion, Divine, enough, goddamn, Good, have, Images, internet, Jesus, Jesus Christ, Lets, Old, porn spam, Quest, Realm, Spam, Thread, with

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7544
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3599
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Star Shards Collected:	177

Join our Minecraft server because we have cursed images that will make your eyes bleed with confusion and laughter. Forget about the porn spam, come witness the weirdest and wildest creations in the blocky world. Your brain will thank you for the mind-bending experience. Don’t miss out on the chaos and join now for a trip to the dark side of Minecraft.

CookwareCraze Minecraft Server

apartment living, Boundaries, cleaning, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, cookware, CookwareCraze, DISHES, financial responsibility, household chores, kitchen, Minecraft, passive aggressive, personal belongings, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, roommate agreement, roommate dynamics, roommates, Server, sharing

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6928
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Are you tired of living in a Minecraft server where your roommates never clean up after themselves? Well, look no further! Join our server where we guarantee that your virtual kitchen will always be sparkling clean!

Imagine this: you log in to the server and head to your virtual apartment, only to find that your virtual roommates have left a virtual mess in the virtual kitchen. But fear not, because on our server, you can simply remove all of your virtual plates and bowls from the virtual kitchen and keep them in your virtual room until your virtual roommates learn to clean up after themselves.

And if your virtual roommates question why they can’t find any virtual plates, just tell them to buy their own virtual stuff! It’s a virtual world out there, so why not make it a clean and organized one?

Join our server now and say goodbye to messy virtual roommates forever!

Players:	90/800	Votes:	5972
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Holy Grails Found:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1