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Vrench’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Vrench has done it again, creating a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties.

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride llamas into battle, build a house out of enchanted cookies, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of musical chairs. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But beware, Vrench is always up to some mischief, so you never know what crazy surprises await you around every corner. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride that will have you saying “Did id again :DDDDD” every time you log on!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Farms Harvested:	706
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

RIP! STINKY RIGHT NOW Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, say RIP to that stinky vibe and join our server where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens wielding diamond swords. You try to run but end up falling into a pit of lava filled with dancing pandas. Don’t worry, they’re friendly…we think.

But wait, it gets better! Our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers go to let loose and show off their sick dance moves. And rumor has it, if you can out-dance a creeper, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies, build a house out of rainbow blocks, and participate in a weekly hot dog eating contest with the Ender Dragon? Only on RIP! STINKY RIGHT NOW! Join us if you dare, but be prepared for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Crops Grown:	5998	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

MomDebtNoMineCraft Server

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So, get this, right? I (19F) just started working at a restaurant and my mom (53F) is out here living her best life, jetting off to Brazil for a month like it’s NBD. But guess what? She used her credit card to pay for it and now she’s hitting me up for £1,000 to cover her debt. Like, sis, do I look like a money tree to you?

I’m trying to save up for vet school, okay? I can’t be dropping stacks left and right to bail my mom out of her financial messes. And to top it all off, she’s calling me selfish and saying she didn’t raise me like this. Um, excuse me, but who raised who here?

Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! We’ve got virtual blocks to build with, no credit card debt to worry about, and definitely no angry texts from entitled parents. Plus, our community is so chill, you’ll forget all about your family drama. Trust me, you won’t find a better escape than this server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave your real life problems behind!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

BabyCraft: No Handouts, Git Gud

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build blocks, we build drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with family feuds and financial fiascos.

Imagine a world where your virtual grandchildren are constantly asking for handouts, even though they drive fancy cars and sip Starbucks every morning. Will you stand your ground and tell them to sell their third car? Or will you cave and help them with their baby formula and diapers?

Get ready for some intense virtual conversations as you navigate the complexities of being a grandparent in a world where baby expenses are through the roof. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real-life family dynamics?

Join our server now and experience the thrill of virtual family drama like never before. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Chimeras Created:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Orgy Cleanup Crew – Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have epic build battles, intense PVP tournaments, and even a secret underground club where players can let loose after a long day of mining and crafting. Rumor has it that the winner of our weekly spleef competition gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Plus, our admin once rode a pig off a cliff and survived with half a heart left – if that’s not a reason to join, we don’t know what is! So come on, join us and see what crazy adventures await in our wild and wacky world. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamond blocks – you’re gonna need ’em!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

GenderBendCraft

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Hey there gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Imagine waking up in a world where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky.

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and defend it from a gang of mischievous Endermen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely out of blocks that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one wish involves turning all the sheep into disco-dancing unicorns.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everyone has square heads and talks in binary code. The possibilities are endless!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	5505	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Star Shards Collected:	228
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CraftyCopenhagen Minecraft Server

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lol u ever heard of a minecraft server so lit that even countries wanna invest in it? well this server is so poppin that Denmark is throwin $630 million at it like it’s a party they don’t wanna miss. come join us and be part of the most epic defense production in minecraft history. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a diamond-encrusted tank into battle against a horde of creepers. join now and be a part of something truly insane!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Void Armor Forged:	25
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	1213

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CraftyCreeper: IranFallsSoon

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier battles than netanyahu vs iran!! our server is so lit, it will make the islamic republic fall sooner than you think! we have insane pvp battles, epic builds, and even a secret underground lair where you can find the rarest loot in the game. join us now and be part of the most epic minecraft revolution ever! let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Galactic Satellite Farts

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so, like, you know how Starlink satellites are like, totally blocking the view for radio telescopes? well, on this epic Minecraft server, we have our own version of Starlink satellites that emit so much radiation, it’s like a rave party in space!

join us and experience the thrill of trying to build your base while dodging intense bursts of electromagnetic radiation. it’s like a game of dodgeball, but in Minecraft!

who needs to see the stars when you can have your own personal light show courtesy of our satellite emissions? come join the fun and see if you can survive the chaos on our server. it’s out of this world!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Villages Defended:	16
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

hypecity network

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Welcome to HypeCity Network, a server dedicated to Minecraft and roleplay enthusiasts, where players can enjoy authentic urban roleplay, with a dynamic economy and a multitude of jobs where you can test your skills!

We are excited to have you join us in the HypeCity Netowrk! Get ready to explore a world full of adventures! Join us!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Meteorites Collected:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Big Indie’s Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we only allow the biggest indie vtubers with 1000 viewers or more! Sorry, no shilling your 999 CCV oshi here, we only accept the cream of the crop. And if you dare mention those corpo vtubers, you’ll be banished to the depths of the Nether.

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of other threads for you to explore, like /vt//swarm/ where we discuss the best ways to swarm your enemies in PvP, or /vt//haha/ where we share the funniest vtuber moments.

Join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). See you in the world of blocky madness!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1110	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

i Just To Make It In Spite Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rabid chickens, or the joy of stumbling upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers.

Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare and elusive creature that poops out diamonds instead of bacon. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and it usually does!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

BabyCraft Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family gatherings? Look no further! Our server is like a soap opera on steroids, with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti.

Join us for the birth of your virtual grandchild, where you can help your daughter through a c-section while fending off angry husbands who feel left out. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have it all in the world of Minecraft?

So come on down to our server, where the only thing crazier than the mobs you’ll encounter is the family dynamics at play. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server like this?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

NoSleepovers4You

Are you tired of feeling like a third wheel in your own home? Join our Minecraft server where you’ll never have to worry about your husband and his best friend sharing a blanket on the couch again!

On our server, you can build your own virtual home where you’ll never have to deal with awkward movie nights with your husband and his college buddy. No more inside jokes or late-night drinks without you – it’s all about you and your Minecraft creations!

Don’t be the “that wife” who’s constantly feeling uncomfortable in her own home. Join our server and create a world where boundaries are respected and space is always yours. Plus, who needs real friends when you can make virtual friends who will never overstay their welcome?

So come on over to our Minecraft server and leave the real-life drama behind. Build, explore, and never worry about being the asshole for wanting some peace and quiet in your own home. Join now for a drama-free gaming experience like no other!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	9989	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Falling into the Void:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

LoveCrafted Sacrifice

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Are you willing to sacrifice your diamond armor for love? Well, on our server, we have players who have sacrificed entire enchanted diamond pickaxes just to show their love for each other! Join us for a chance to experience epic love stories that will make Romeo and Juliet look like a casual fling. Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate and build a pixelated castle together! So come on, join us and see if you’re willing to make the ultimate sacrifice for love in our crazy Minecraft world.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Mines Excavated:	4999