BatmanFanaticMC SMP

Batman, BatmanFanaticMC, billionaire, cape crusader, comic books, crime fighter, dark knight, determination, gotham city, Hero, iconic, Integrity, intelligence, Justice, long tail tag, loyalty, Respect, Role Model, smp, strength, SuperHero, Vigilante

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5855
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Yo, so like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the admins are actually trained ninjas? Yeah, that’s right, they can do backflips while banning griefers. And get this, the spawn area is a giant replica of the Batcave! You can even find hidden treasures like diamond armor and enchanted weapons hidden in the Batmobile. Plus, every full moon, there’s a special event where everyone dresses up as their favorite superhero and fights off mobs with superpowers. So, like, why do you respect Batman? Because he’s totally the inspiration for this epic server, bro. Join now and become the hero Minecraft deserves!

PixelPleasure Minecraft Server

aita, beauty procedures, budgeting, CAR, Communication, Conflict Resolution, credit card, DEBT, Decision making, emergency fund, Expenses, finances, Honesty, job loss, Marriage, Minecraft, Moving, PixelPleasure, PS5, savings, Server, transparency, Trust

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	941
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	5583	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in second chances and balancing out beauty procedures with PS5 purchases!

Join us on this server where you can build your dream world while also making questionable financial decisions. Need to buy that new gaming console to even things out with your partner’s surprise beauty expenses? No problem, we support you!

Embark on epic adventures, mine for diamonds, and maybe even find yourself in a situation where you have to decide between a PS5 and financial harmony. Who knows what crazy stories will unfold on our server?

So come join us and let’s see where your questionable financial decisions take you in the world of Minecraft! Remember, it’s all about balance…and maybe a little bit of chaos too.

PunchCraft: No Hangover Guaranteed!

alcohol, alcohol consumption, alcohol tolerance, Communication, coworker drama, coworker relationships, EMBARRASSING, GUARANTEED, hangover, misunderstanding, non-alcoholic, party behavior, party dynamics, party etiquette, potluck, Punch, punch recipe, PunchCraft, social awkwardness, social event, work party, workplace conflict, workplace dynamics

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9128
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Crops Grown:	4008	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Sandy after a few too many sips of punch? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time that will leave you stumbling around like Sandy at the office party.

We don’t just serve regular punch, oh no. Our punch is so potent, it’ll make you question reality. Just like Sandy thought she was drunk off our non-alcoholic punch, you’ll be questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Join us for a party that will leave you feeling like you’ve fallen off your chair (metaphorically, of course). And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even receive an angry text from a coworker accusing you of spiking the punch. It’s all in good fun, right?

So come on down to our server and get ready for a wild ride. Just remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft. And Sandy, if you’re reading this, we’ve got a special non-alcoholic punch waiting just for you. Cheers!

MovieLoverMC SMP

all-time favorite, best movies, blockbuster, Cinema, cult classic, Entertainment, Favorite, favorite movie, film, film industry, flick, Foreign film, Hollywood, indie film, motion picture, Movie, MovieLoverMC, must watch, Popcorn flick, silver screen, smp, Top Picks

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9729
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Crops Grown:	6359
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	240	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Chimeras Created:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s lit AF! We have like, a secret underground base where we hide all our diamonds and stuff, it’s like a real-life heist movie but in Minecraft, LOL. And get this, we have a pet creeper named Steve who loves to blow stuff up but he’s totally chill, I swear. Plus, our admin is a wizard who can summon dragons and make rainbows appear out of thin air, it’s insane! So like, what’s your favorite movie? Mine is definitely “Minecraft: The Movie” starring all of us as the badass heroes saving the world from evil mobs. Join us and be part of the craziest adventure ever, you won’t regret it! #MinecraftSMPGoals #DiamondsAreAGirlsBestFriend 😂🔥🐲💎

AlphaCraftMC

alpha male, alpha male complex, AlphaCraftMC, Animal Behavior, Assertiveness, competitive, Confidence, DOMINANCE, dominant behavior, Ego, Insecurity, leadership, macho, Masculinity, Powerful, self-assured, self-proclaimed, social hierarchy, STRONG, toxic masculinity, traditional gender roles

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2977
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Votes:	2208
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Towns Built:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Dragons Tamed:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1

Are you tired of playing on wimpy Minecraft servers where everyone is just a bunch of beta players? Well, look no further because on our server, we only accept the most alpha of alpha males. Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a pack of creepers come charging at you. But fear not, because on our server, you’ll have a team of alpha males ready to protect you at all costs. Need a new pickaxe? Our alpha males will craft one for you with their bare hands. Want to build a castle? Our alpha males will gather resources for you while serenading you with their beautiful singing voices. So come join us and experience the true power of the alpha male in the world of Minecraft.

SpaceXCraft Minecraft Server

aerospace, ASAP, deorbit, elon musk, Elon Musk’s vision, Future of space, innovation, international Space Station, Minecraft, NASA, orbital decay, Server, Space debris, space engineering, space exploration, Space industry, Space missions, space science, space station, Space Travel, spacex, SpaceXCraft, Technology

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1104
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	159
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	New Chunks Explored:	630861

so, like, imagine this: elon musk, right, he’s all like “yo, we gotta deorbit the international space station like, now, man.” and we’re all like “whaaaat?” but then he’s like “nah, trust me, it’ll be lit.” so, like, we’re all confused but also kinda intrigued, you know?

anyway, so we were all chilling on this minecraft server, right, and elon musk pops in outta nowhere and he’s like “yo, this server is the bomb diggity, you gotta join ASAP.” and we’re all like “wait, what about the space station?” but he’s like “nah, forget about that, this server is where it’s at.”

so, like, we all join the server and it’s like a whole new world, man. there’s flying pigs, talking trees, and a secret underground lair where you can battle dragons and stuff. it’s wild, bro.

plus, elon musk said that if you join the server, you’ll get a free rocket ship to explore the galaxy with. like, who wouldn’t want that, right?

so, yeah, if you’re looking for a crazy adventure and wanna hang out with elon musk in minecraft, then you gotta join this server, man. it’s outta this world. literally.

ZombieCraft: Left 4 Deutschland

COMEBACK, deutschland, elections, european politics, germany, Germany’s political history, Government, History, left, opposition, political landscape, political movement, political party, political shift, Politics, progressive, resurgence, resurgence of the Left, Revival, social democracy, socialism, ZombieCraft

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4154
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	142	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	New Chunks Explored:	675174
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Love Letters Sent:	6

u know that feeling when u think something is dead but then it comes back to life like a frickin zombie? well that’s exactly what happened to germany’s left on this minecraft server. they were down and out, everyone thought they were done for, but NOPE they rose from the ashes like a phoenix and now they’re stronger than ever. join this server if u wanna be part of a comeback story that’ll make u go “whaaaaat??” every time u log in. plus, there’s like a million diamonds just waiting for u to mine them. so what are u waiting for?? come join the party before it’s too late!

Revive Mice Lab – Knockout Study

Animal Behavior, animal cognition, animal psychology, animal welfare, Empathy, Friends, knocked out, knocked-out mice, knockout, Lab, Lab mice, laboratory animals, Mice, mouse behavior, neuroscience, research, Revive, revive behavior, rodent behavior, scientific study, social behavior, Social Interaction, study

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9258
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Void Armor Forged:	17
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Void Gems Collected:	21

so, like, you ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where lab mice are running around tryna revive their knocked-out buddies? well, look no further cuz that’s exactly what you’ll find on our server! these little guys are like tiny doctors, always ready to save the day.

join us for the most epic adventure of your life as you navigate through a world where lab mice are the real heroes. watch as they perform CPR on each other and use tiny defibrillators to bring their friends back to life. it’s like a medical drama, but with fur and whiskers!

but that’s not all, folks! we also have a secret underground lab where the mice conduct crazy experiments and create potions that give you superpowers. want to fly like a bird or breathe underwater? just ask one of our mouse scientists and they’ll hook you up.

so come on down to our server and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most rodent-filled adventure of your life. who knew lab mice could be so cool?

Crankshafted

Adventure, apply, Balanced, Community, Competition, Crankshafted, creativity, ELEMENTS, Environment, fair, Fun, gameplay, Map, Minecraft, Server, skill, smp, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9630
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Overview

Crankshafted.com was launched on the 1st of this month. Our new SMP server is strictly 18+ and features a freshly generated map, a fully whitelisted environment, and absolutely no pay-to-win elements. Designed for fair gameplay and community fun, we invite you to relax and enjoy a balanced experience.

Join us by applying on our website and become part of a vibrant community that values skill, creativity, and genuine competition. Don’t miss out on the adventure!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the minimum age requirement to join?	Players must be 18 years or older to join our server.
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, our server is fully whitelisted to maintain a safe and friendly environment for all players.
Are there any pay-to-win elements on the server?	No, we do not have any pay-to-win elements on our server. We believe in fair gameplay for all.
How can I apply to join the server?	You can apply to join our server by visiting our website and filling out the application form.
What kind of gameplay experience can I expect on the server?	Our server offers a balanced experience with a focus on skill, creativity, and community fun. Join us for a unique adventure!

Eon Nexus Realm 1.21

Amanogawa Shiina, Ayase Yuu, Character References, Chisaka Airi, Dizzy Dokuro, Eimi Isami, Ember Amane, Eon, Erina Makina, Fujikura Uruka, Fuura Yuri, Gram Pico, Hakushika Iori, Hikanari Hina, Himemiya Rie, Jelly Hoshiumi, Kaminari Clara, Kaneko Lumi, Kannagi Loki, Kokoromo Memory, Komachi Panko, Lia Ashelia, Muu Muyu, Nexus, Official Schedule, Official twitter, Official Website, PCG, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Pipkin Pippa, Realm, Remilia Nephys, Runie Ruse, Saya Sairroxs, Shisui Michiru, Tenma Maemi, Twitch Archive Channels, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1595
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Towns Built:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a whole new dimension of craziness! Forget about building boring houses, here you can build epic castles like Lia and Nasa! And don’t even get me started on the characters like Iori and Uruka, they’re like the superheroes of this server!

Plus, we got Twitch archives for days, so you can watch all the epic battles and creations that have gone down. And if you’re feeling rebellious, check out the unofficial archives for some spicy behind-the-scenes action.

But wait, there’s more! We got Pippa and Michiru bringing the party vibes, and even a terminated character for that extra edge of danger. And if you’re into skulls and dizzy spells, Dizzy Dokuro is the one for you!

Join now and be part of the madness with Jelly and Ember leading the way. It’s like a rollercoaster of fun, with twists and turns at every corner. So what are you waiting for? Dive into this Minecraft server and let the chaos begin!

MediCraft Server: No Pay, No Heal!

aita, bad guy, bandit, cat, dad, DEFEND, Dirt, heal, hospital bill, infection, Kid, medical bill, MediCraft, mom, not paying, Pay, Permission, pet, Scratch, Server, UNTREATED, vaccination

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3812
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Void Armor Forged:	30
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Farms Harvested:	181	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even our cats have phone numbers and get into wild adventures! Join us for the chance to meet Bandit, the legendary cat who scratches first and asks questions later.

Picture this: you’re out for a stroll with your trusty feline companion when suddenly, a kid and his mom approach. Despite your warnings, the kid decides to pet Bandit and ends up with a scratch to remember. But wait, there’s more! The kid’s mom then demands you pay for his hospital bill because of an infection from the scratch.

But fear not, on our server, we don’t just deal with creepers and zombies – we handle crazy cat drama too! Join us for the chance to navigate through wild encounters with entitled parents, unruly kids, and of course, our mischievous Bandit. Can you handle the chaos and come out on top like a true Minecraft warrior? Join now and find out!

MommaDramaCraft

anger, Boundaries, Breakup, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, DATING, Disrespect, ex boyfriend, family, Harassment, immature, Maturity, MommaDramaCraft, relationships, Religious, Revenge, Screenshot, social media, STALKING, text messages

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6446
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	382
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Are you tired of dealing with exes who can’t handle rejection? Come join our Minecraft server where we have a zero tolerance policy for toxic behavior! We don’t need any “broskis” or “kys” in our community, just good vibes and building blocks.

Our server is so amazing, even the ultra-religious moms approve of it! Just like how one player’s ex couldn’t handle being blocked and started throwing insults, but don’t worry, our player had the perfect revenge by exposing his behavior to his own mom. Talk about a plot twist!

So if you’re looking for a drama-free Minecraft experience where you can build, explore, and make new friends without any ex-boyfriend drama, then join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new crafting partner who appreciates your crocheting skills and rowdy music suggestions. Let’s block out the negativity and build a better world together!

RedstoneRepublicansMC SMP

conservative beliefs, Conservatives, current events, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, geopolitical issues, global politics, government stance, ideological shift, international relations, national interests, party loyalty, party shift, Party Support, political alignment, political controversy, political views, reddit, RedstoneRepublicansMC, russia, smp, Ukraine

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3203
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Void Armor Forged:	16	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	13

OMG you guys, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft SMP? It’s like, the wildest server ever, I swear! So like, you gotta join because we have the most epic PvP battles and the craziest builds you’ve ever seen. Like, one time, we had this giant chicken statue that shot lasers out of its eyes, it was lit af.

And get this, there’s a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and diamonds, like, you won’t believe the stuff we have down there. And the best part is, we have this legendary player who goes by the name of DiamondDestroyer69, and he’s like, the king of the server. He once took down a whole army of creepers with just a wooden sword, it was so epic.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane Minecraft SMP ever, hit us up and we’ll hook you up with all the fun and chaos you could ever dream of. Trust me, you won’t regret it! #minecraftforlife #diamondsfordays #chickenlaserbeams

RichCraft: Diamonds & Dollars

affluent, DATING, diamonds, dollars, Elite, Extravagant, extravagant living, high class, high society, Impressive.., Lavish, Lifestyle, luxury, materialistic, MONEY, opulence, privileged, relationships, Rich, RichCraft, Upscale, Wealthy, wealthy lifestyle

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6616
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Farms Harvested:	349
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Have you ever dated a Minecraft player who’s so rich they have diamond armor for every day of the week? Join our server and experience the luxurious life of the elite Minecraft players! Our spawn area is a replica of a real-life mansion, complete with a pool filled with lava (for that extra hot tub experience).

But that’s not all! Our players have so much wealth, they use emeralds as toilet paper and build their houses out of solid gold blocks. Join now and you might just find yourself riding a diamond-encrusted pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. Don’t miss out on the chance to live like a Minecraft millionaire!

MacAttack Minecraft Server

allocation, Armed Forces, Budget, decision, Defense, Economy, Financial, France, gdp, Government, growth, INCREASE, international relations, Investment, MacAttack, Macron, military spending, Minecraft, national security, percentage, policy, Server, strategy

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5661
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Secret Passages Found:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	13

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where we all pretend to be french soldiers and increase our military spending in minecraft? like, we start at 2.1% but then we go all out and bump it up to 5% of our GDP. it’s like, so intense and epic, you gotta join us and show off your military strategy skills while building up your own little army in the game. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where you can roleplay as a french soldier and take over the minecraft world with your mad military skills? come join us and let’s conquer together!

CraftyPutin2020

ABC News, american history, cold war, CraftyPutin2020, current events, Diplomacy, donald trump, foreign policy, foreign relations, global politics, History, international affairs, mistake, Politics, russia, Trump administration, united states, US, US-Russia relations, Vladimir Putin, world news

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3289
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	11

come join our minecraft server where we make america great again by building walls around our bases to keep out the russian creepers! donald trump himself plays on our server and he’s always trying to negotiate trade deals with the villagers. one time, vladimir putin tried to grief our server but we built a giant statue of trump to scare him away. join us for the most politically charged minecraft experience ever! #buildthewall #trump2020