| Players: | 97/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 25 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
| Players: | 104/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 21 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
| Players: | 110/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 16 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 11 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who needs sex robots when you have a Minecraft server this awesome? Plus, our server is so reliable, you won’t have to worry about it breaking down on you like those sketchy Chinese exports.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the ultimate gaming pleasure that only we can provide. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 5 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 12 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 15 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
| Players: | 107/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
Picture this: a husband, a wife, and a brother with Asperger’s syndrome all living under one roof. But wait, there’s more! The brother causes chaos and tension between the husband and wife, talking smack behind their backs and causing all sorts of trouble. And just when you thought it couldn’t get any crazier, he moves out, only to come back and mooch off their food and invade their space whenever he pleases!
But wait, there’s a twist! The husband and wife are buying a new house, and guess who wants to move back in? That’s right, the brother! He offers to pay $500 to live with them again, but the wife shuts it down real quick. Drama ensues, tempers flare, and the server is set on fire with all the juicy gossip!
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, come join us! Who needs mobs and mining when you have family feuds and betrayal? Don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life! Join now and get a front-row seat to the wildest ride in Minecraft history! 🎉🔥 #DramaCraft2021
| Players: | 93/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 133 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8972 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
Once upon a time, on our server, there was a legendary player who could mine diamonds with just a single touch. They were known as the Diamond Whisperer, and their powers were unmatched. Legend has it that they once built a castle made entirely out of enchanted golden apples, just because they could.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens who ride around on baby zombies causing chaos wherever they go. If you join our SMP, you might just have the chance to join forces with these feathered fiends and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players.
So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other, join our server today and prepare for adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of mayhem. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on our SMP!
| Players: | 108/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 9 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 11 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
| Players: | 97/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | New Chunks Explored: | 518391 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 8 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 8 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
we got so many cool features like a secret underground city filled with treasure and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit! and get this, we even have a pet dragon that u can ride into battle!
join now and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! oh and did i mention we have a secret portal that takes u to a land made entirely out of candy? yep, it’s true!
so what r u waiting for? come join our server and let’s have some crazy fun together! oh and btw, did u know that our server is endorsed by the president of taiwan? yep, it’s true! so come on over and let’s show those chinese military drills who’s boss!
| Players: | 102/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 26 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 39 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
| Players: | 102/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 31 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 17 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
OnlyNations is a modded Minecraft server focused on roleplay and worldbuilding. Experience evolving gameplay through monthly “Ages,” with unique mechanics, balanced nations, and immersive world generation. Engage in bi-weekly events, strategic wars, and collaborative storytelling.
| Players: | 106/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 14 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 32 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 30 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
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Top server for top players – MineBars!
Login is available from versions 1.8 to 1.20.6
★ Survival, SkyBlock, Vanilla, BedWars, SkyPvP
★ Unique plugins made by our programmers
★ Rare wipes, and there is also a world of donators – without wipes
★ Experienced administrators and assistants
★ Honest donation, cheap prices, discounts and promotional codes
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★➜ IP – MBars.net
★➜ Website: https://minebars.ru
★➜ VK group: https://vk.com/minebars
★➜ Telegram: https://t.me/minebars
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A cozy server with an experienced administration, guaranteeing you a comfortable game without lags. We are already more than 8 years old. Excellent survival and PvP server with good online. Beautiful buildings, there is a world without wipes. A unique set of plugins for convenience. A lot of entertainment, on our server you will not have time to get bored 🙂
With us you will find everything you like, and there is nothing unnecessary!
Enter the promotional code RATING on our website MineBars.ru and you will receive extra. discount!
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| Players: | 106/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Animals Bred: | 114 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
| Potions Brewed: | 117 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
Rumor has it that the king’s wife is actually a secret ninja assassin who can take out creepers with just a flick of her diamond sword. And the king himself? Well, let’s just say he’s not afraid to go toe-to-toe with the Ender Dragon while riding a pig.
Join us on this server for the chance to witness epic battles, build majestic castles, and maybe even catch a glimpse of the royal couple riding into the sunset on their trusty llamas. Who needs a boring old kingdom when you can rule over a Minecraft server with these two crazy characters leading the way? Join now for a chance to be a part of the most outrageous royal court in all of Minecraft history!
| Players: | 108/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Epic Quests Completed: | 30 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 6 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 6 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
| Players: | 105/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 17 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
| Players: | 93/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 7 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Divine Spears Created: | 18 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
One day, he straight up disses you behind your back, calling you boring and annoying. And on your last day, when you try to be all nice and say goodbye, he straight up ignores you. Rude much?
But the real kicker is when he messages you later, calling you a “pussy” for unfollowing him on social media. Like, seriously dude? And then he has the audacity to bring up some girl drama you told him about? Nah, not cool.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with toxic ex-coworkers like Dylan, then boy do we have the server for you. Join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and leaving all the drama behind. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a bully like Dylan.
| Players: | 107/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 50 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.