| Players: | 110/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 11 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 264 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
| Players: | 109/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 31 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
| Players: | 90/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 | Dimension Hops: | 4 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who needs sex robots when you have a Minecraft server this awesome? Plus, our server is so reliable, you won’t have to worry about it breaking down on you like those sketchy Chinese exports.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the ultimate gaming pleasure that only we can provide. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 92/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Star Shards Collected: | 266 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
| Players: | 92/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 | Crops Grown: | 7405 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
Picture this: a husband, a wife, and a brother with Asperger’s syndrome all living under one roof. But wait, there’s more! The brother causes chaos and tension between the husband and wife, talking smack behind their backs and causing all sorts of trouble. And just when you thought it couldn’t get any crazier, he moves out, only to come back and mooch off their food and invade their space whenever he pleases!
But wait, there’s a twist! The husband and wife are buying a new house, and guess who wants to move back in? That’s right, the brother! He offers to pay $500 to live with them again, but the wife shuts it down real quick. Drama ensues, tempers flare, and the server is set on fire with all the juicy gossip!
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, come join us! Who needs mobs and mining when you have family feuds and betrayal? Don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life! Join now and get a front-row seat to the wildest ride in Minecraft history! 🎉🔥 #DramaCraft2021
| Players: | 104/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 15 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 90 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 17 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
Once upon a time, on our server, there was a legendary player who could mine diamonds with just a single touch. They were known as the Diamond Whisperer, and their powers were unmatched. Legend has it that they once built a castle made entirely out of enchanted golden apples, just because they could.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens who ride around on baby zombies causing chaos wherever they go. If you join our SMP, you might just have the chance to join forces with these feathered fiends and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players.
So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other, join our server today and prepare for adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of mayhem. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on our SMP!
| Players: | 107/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 |
| Animals Bred: | 83 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
| Players: | 100/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
we got so many cool features like a secret underground city filled with treasure and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit! and get this, we even have a pet dragon that u can ride into battle!
join now and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! oh and did i mention we have a secret portal that takes u to a land made entirely out of candy? yep, it’s true!
so what r u waiting for? come join our server and let’s have some crazy fun together! oh and btw, did u know that our server is endorsed by the president of taiwan? yep, it’s true! so come on over and let’s show those chinese military drills who’s boss!
| Players: | 104/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 48 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 24 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 9 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
| Players: | 91/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
OnlyNations is a modded Minecraft server focused on roleplay and worldbuilding. Experience evolving gameplay through monthly “Ages,” with unique mechanics, balanced nations, and immersive world generation. Engage in bi-weekly events, strategic wars, and collaborative storytelling.
| Players: | 108/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 33 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 10 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
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Top server for top players – MineBars!
Login is available from versions 1.8 to 1.20.6
★ Survival, SkyBlock, Vanilla, BedWars, SkyPvP
★ Unique plugins made by our programmers
★ Rare wipes, and there is also a world of donators – without wipes
★ Experienced administrators and assistants
★ Honest donation, cheap prices, discounts and promotional codes
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★➜ IP – MBars.net
★➜ Website: https://minebars.ru
★➜ VK group: https://vk.com/minebars
★➜ Telegram: https://t.me/minebars
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A cozy server with an experienced administration, guaranteeing you a comfortable game without lags. We are already more than 8 years old. Excellent survival and PvP server with good online. Beautiful buildings, there is a world without wipes. A unique set of plugins for convenience. A lot of entertainment, on our server you will not have time to get bored 🙂
With us you will find everything you like, and there is nothing unnecessary!
Enter the promotional code RATING on our website MineBars.ru and you will receive extra. discount!
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| Players: | 109/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 269 | Villages Defended: | 18 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
Rumor has it that the king’s wife is actually a secret ninja assassin who can take out creepers with just a flick of her diamond sword. And the king himself? Well, let’s just say he’s not afraid to go toe-to-toe with the Ender Dragon while riding a pig.
Join us on this server for the chance to witness epic battles, build majestic castles, and maybe even catch a glimpse of the royal couple riding into the sunset on their trusty llamas. Who needs a boring old kingdom when you can rule over a Minecraft server with these two crazy characters leading the way? Join now for a chance to be a part of the most outrageous royal court in all of Minecraft history!
| Players: | 106/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 113 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
| Players: | 91/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 42 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
| Players: | 110/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 9561 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 5 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 11 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
One day, he straight up disses you behind your back, calling you boring and annoying. And on your last day, when you try to be all nice and say goodbye, he straight up ignores you. Rude much?
But the real kicker is when he messages you later, calling you a “pussy” for unfollowing him on social media. Like, seriously dude? And then he has the audacity to bring up some girl drama you told him about? Nah, not cool.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with toxic ex-coworkers like Dylan, then boy do we have the server for you. Join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and leaving all the drama behind. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a bully like Dylan.
| Players: | 95/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 20 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 39 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.