| Players: | 102/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 7438 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 114 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without any interruptions from smelly distractions. Our virtual showers are always available for those who need a quick rinse before getting down to business (building, of course).
Don’t miss out on the chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that stinks is the Creeper explosions! So come on, join us and leave the sweat and misunderstandings behind.
| Players: | 102/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 19 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7238 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
| Players: | 97/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 31 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 45 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
| Players: | 103/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 347 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Battle Standards Raised: | 6 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
| Players: | 95/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Star Shards Collected: | 103 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
| Players: | 105/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 26 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who needs sex robots when you have a Minecraft server this awesome? Plus, our server is so reliable, you won’t have to worry about it breaking down on you like those sketchy Chinese exports.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the ultimate gaming pleasure that only we can provide. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 98/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 0 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 16 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 87 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 8 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
| Players: | 108/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 9 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 40 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8973 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 38 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
Picture this: a husband, a wife, and a brother with Asperger’s syndrome all living under one roof. But wait, there’s more! The brother causes chaos and tension between the husband and wife, talking smack behind their backs and causing all sorts of trouble. And just when you thought it couldn’t get any crazier, he moves out, only to come back and mooch off their food and invade their space whenever he pleases!
But wait, there’s a twist! The husband and wife are buying a new house, and guess who wants to move back in? That’s right, the brother! He offers to pay $500 to live with them again, but the wife shuts it down real quick. Drama ensues, tempers flare, and the server is set on fire with all the juicy gossip!
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, come join us! Who needs mobs and mining when you have family feuds and betrayal? Don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life! Join now and get a front-row seat to the wildest ride in Minecraft history! 🎉🔥 #DramaCraft2021
| Players: | 100/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 16 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 434 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
Once upon a time, on our server, there was a legendary player who could mine diamonds with just a single touch. They were known as the Diamond Whisperer, and their powers were unmatched. Legend has it that they once built a castle made entirely out of enchanted golden apples, just because they could.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens who ride around on baby zombies causing chaos wherever they go. If you join our SMP, you might just have the chance to join forces with these feathered fiends and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players.
So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other, join our server today and prepare for adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of mayhem. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on our SMP!
| Players: | 107/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
| Players: | 103/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 14 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 16 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 117 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
we got so many cool features like a secret underground city filled with treasure and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit! and get this, we even have a pet dragon that u can ride into battle!
join now and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! oh and did i mention we have a secret portal that takes u to a land made entirely out of candy? yep, it’s true!
so what r u waiting for? come join our server and let’s have some crazy fun together! oh and btw, did u know that our server is endorsed by the president of taiwan? yep, it’s true! so come on over and let’s show those chinese military drills who’s boss!
| Players: | 97/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 63 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 27 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
| Players: | 91/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Love Letters Sent: | 11 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 45 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
OnlyNations is a modded Minecraft server focused on roleplay and worldbuilding. Experience evolving gameplay through monthly “Ages,” with unique mechanics, balanced nations, and immersive world generation. Engage in bi-weekly events, strategic wars, and collaborative storytelling.
| Players: | 91/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Orbs of Power Found: | 11 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
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Top server for top players – MineBars!
Login is available from versions 1.8 to 1.20.6
★ Survival, SkyBlock, Vanilla, BedWars, SkyPvP
★ Unique plugins made by our programmers
★ Rare wipes, and there is also a world of donators – without wipes
★ Experienced administrators and assistants
★ Honest donation, cheap prices, discounts and promotional codes
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★➜ IP – MBars.net
★➜ Website: https://minebars.ru
★➜ VK group: https://vk.com/minebars
★➜ Telegram: https://t.me/minebars
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A cozy server with an experienced administration, guaranteeing you a comfortable game without lags. We are already more than 8 years old. Excellent survival and PvP server with good online. Beautiful buildings, there is a world without wipes. A unique set of plugins for convenience. A lot of entertainment, on our server you will not have time to get bored ๐
With us you will find everything you like, and there is nothing unnecessary!
Enter the promotional code RATING on our website MineBars.ru and you will receive extra. discount!
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| Players: | 96/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 39 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 6 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
Rumor has it that the king’s wife is actually a secret ninja assassin who can take out creepers with just a flick of her diamond sword. And the king himself? Well, let’s just say he’s not afraid to go toe-to-toe with the Ender Dragon while riding a pig.
Join us on this server for the chance to witness epic battles, build majestic castles, and maybe even catch a glimpse of the royal couple riding into the sunset on their trusty llamas. Who needs a boring old kingdom when you can rule over a Minecraft server with these two crazy characters leading the way? Join now for a chance to be a part of the most outrageous royal court in all of Minecraft history!
| Players: | 96/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Rainbows Spotted: | 4 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.