| Players: | 96/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
| Players: | 102/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 316 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without any interruptions from smelly distractions. Our virtual showers are always available for those who need a quick rinse before getting down to business (building, of course).
Don’t miss out on the chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that stinks is the Creeper explosions! So come on, join us and leave the sweat and misunderstandings behind.
| Players: | 110/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Villages Defended: | 5 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
| Players: | 105/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 9 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 8 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
| Players: | 109/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 14 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 9 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
| Players: | 98/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Wilderness Tamed: | 12 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 3 |
| Emeralds Found: | 3112 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
| Players: | 96/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 19 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who needs sex robots when you have a Minecraft server this awesome? Plus, our server is so reliable, you won’t have to worry about it breaking down on you like those sketchy Chinese exports.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the ultimate gaming pleasure that only we can provide. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 94/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
| Players: | 103/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 59 | Treasure Maps Found: | 9 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
Picture this: a husband, a wife, and a brother with Asperger’s syndrome all living under one roof. But wait, there’s more! The brother causes chaos and tension between the husband and wife, talking smack behind their backs and causing all sorts of trouble. And just when you thought it couldn’t get any crazier, he moves out, only to come back and mooch off their food and invade their space whenever he pleases!
But wait, there’s a twist! The husband and wife are buying a new house, and guess who wants to move back in? That’s right, the brother! He offers to pay $500 to live with them again, but the wife shuts it down real quick. Drama ensues, tempers flare, and the server is set on fire with all the juicy gossip!
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, come join us! Who needs mobs and mining when you have family feuds and betrayal? Don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life! Join now and get a front-row seat to the wildest ride in Minecraft history! 🎉🔥 #DramaCraft2021
| Players: | 96/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 18 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 16 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
Once upon a time, on our server, there was a legendary player who could mine diamonds with just a single touch. They were known as the Diamond Whisperer, and their powers were unmatched. Legend has it that they once built a castle made entirely out of enchanted golden apples, just because they could.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens who ride around on baby zombies causing chaos wherever they go. If you join our SMP, you might just have the chance to join forces with these feathered fiends and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players.
So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other, join our server today and prepare for adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of mayhem. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on our SMP!
| Players: | 95/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 277019 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Magical Moments Shared: | 13 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
| Players: | 103/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 5520 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
we got so many cool features like a secret underground city filled with treasure and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit! and get this, we even have a pet dragon that u can ride into battle!
join now and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! oh and did i mention we have a secret portal that takes u to a land made entirely out of candy? yep, it’s true!
so what r u waiting for? come join our server and let’s have some crazy fun together! oh and btw, did u know that our server is endorsed by the president of taiwan? yep, it’s true! so come on over and let’s show those chinese military drills who’s boss!
| Players: | 103/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
| Players: | 104/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
OnlyNations is a modded Minecraft server focused on roleplay and worldbuilding. Experience evolving gameplay through monthly “Ages,” with unique mechanics, balanced nations, and immersive world generation. Engage in bi-weekly events, strategic wars, and collaborative storytelling.
| Players: | 100/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 63 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 30 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 25 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
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Top server for top players – MineBars!
Login is available from versions 1.8 to 1.20.6
★ Survival, SkyBlock, Vanilla, BedWars, SkyPvP
★ Unique plugins made by our programmers
★ Rare wipes, and there is also a world of donators – without wipes
★ Experienced administrators and assistants
★ Honest donation, cheap prices, discounts and promotional codes
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★➜ IP – MBars.net
★➜ Website: https://minebars.ru
★➜ VK group: https://vk.com/minebars
★➜ Telegram: https://t.me/minebars
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A cozy server with an experienced administration, guaranteeing you a comfortable game without lags. We are already more than 8 years old. Excellent survival and PvP server with good online. Beautiful buildings, there is a world without wipes. A unique set of plugins for convenience. A lot of entertainment, on our server you will not have time to get bored ๐
With us you will find everything you like, and there is nothing unnecessary!
Enter the promotional code RATING on our website MineBars.ru and you will receive extra. discount!
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| Players: | 104/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.