BatatinhaSurvival | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Zen SpaceCraft 1.21

Anime, anime advice, Anime Community, anime culture, anime experience, anime expertise, anime fandom, anime guidance, anime help, anime knowledge, anime recommendations, Anime Suggestions, anime tips, anime watching, building experience, getting stuck, long tail tags, spacecraft, watching anime, zen, Zenshuu

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2703
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	New Chunks Explored:	755299
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can build epic anime-inspired creations, right? And get this, if you ever get stuck in an anime world, your building skills will totally save your butt! Like, who needs a sword when you can just build a giant mecha to kick some anime villain butt, am I right? So join this server and level up your building skills for when you inevitably get sucked into an anime world. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

LockOutCraft Minecraft Server

accidental lockout, breaking in, cctv footage, difficult to reach, Eviction Notice, grab keys, LANDLORD, late for work, locked keys, LockOutCraft, Mantel, Minecraft, out of the country, property damage, rental, rubbish bin, Server, spare key, threat, time zones, window sashes

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9909
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	New Chunks Explored:	728557
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as breaking into your own house through a window? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re evading eviction just by logging on! Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as your landlord’s travel schedule. Who needs a spare key when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Come join us and see what madness awaits on our server!

EmoLandscaper911

aita, Apology, attitude, Christmas card, EmoLandscaper911, emotionally manipulative, family, Fire, gift, health challenges, home owner, invoice, Job, landscaper, Move on, mulch, new landscaper, RESPONSIBILITY, ring doorbell, sob story, tree removal

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2824
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7376
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	164
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Love Letters Sent:	13
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8031
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Animals Bred:	111

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1045
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Star Shards Collected:	275	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	9

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6236
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	226	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dimension Hops:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8920
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	4000
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Villages Defended:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7668
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Votes:	5881
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Villages Defended:	12
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1658
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Farms Harvested:	273
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8008
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Alien Abductions:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Towns Built:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1740
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8464
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Potions Brewed:	160
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Mines Excavated:	2603	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2442
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6318
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Votes:	8903	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Farms Harvested:	417	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

Players:	95/500	Votes:	2531
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Crops Grown:	5266
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Emeralds Found:	9891	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	5