| Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 4935 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Animals Bred: | 19 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
mc.batandcraft.com
| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 4145 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 6 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 28 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Runes Activated: | 7 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 7507 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
| Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 1372 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 | Magic Crystals Found: | 5 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 19 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 13 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 459 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 13 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 3091 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 9 | Dimension Hops: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Towns Built: | 7 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!
But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!
| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 6870 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 12 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 |
| Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 9060 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 42 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 7 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4949 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 3 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 10 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 1126 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Epic Quests Completed: | 7 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 45 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6687 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.
we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.
so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.
| Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 718 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 |
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| Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 2301 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 7 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 |
We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!
You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!
And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!
Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!
| Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 1217 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 418 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?
| Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 4231 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.
Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.
So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.
| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 6178 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6252 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 |
| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 4549 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 5 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 13 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 68 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.
so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.
so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!
| Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 6225 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 24 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 17 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 142 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 430 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!
| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 2406 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 6 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 35 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 21 |
Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.
