BashyBashy | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Blocky Phases Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that take themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and experience the craziest adventures, from fighting off hordes of zombie villagers with nothing but a carrot to riding pigs off cliffs for fun. And don’t worry about protection, because our server is as safe as wearing a condom…or maybe even safer!

Why be a violinist or music artist when you can be a Minecraft master on our server? Forget about boring marketing tactics, because our server is a meme in itself. So come join us and see why everyone is talking about the most outrageous Minecraft server around!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Mines Excavated:	4402
Potions Brewed:	86	Wilderness Tamed:	9

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Support Beautiful Girls Minecraft SMP

Beautiful, beautiful girls, BROKEN, customer service, donation, Female Characters, financial support, FIX, game bugs, game development, Gaming, Girls, in-game purchases, Minecraft, MONEY, online shopping, Shop, smp, Support, support beautiful girls, Video game characters, video games, virtual world

Are you tired of beautiful girls in video games not being able to sell you their goods because their shop is broken? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and help us fix their shop so you can give them all your money and support their virtual businesses. Who knows, maybe they’ll even give you a discount for being the hero who saved the day! So come on, join us and be a part of this epic quest to support beautiful girls in video games.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Villages Defended:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Love Letters Sent:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

StepDadNoBathAccess

apartment, baby, Boundaries, cleanliness, deployment, Disrespect, family bathroom, financial means, germaphobic, Hospital, medical school, Military, Nursery, OB appointment, sensory issues, Sickness, stepdad, StepDadNoBathAccess, unwelcomed, young parents

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds in the most unexpected places! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of why one player doesn’t let their stepdad use their bathroom.

Picture this: a family living under one roof, with a baby on the way and a stepdad who just can’t seem to follow the rules. From peeing on the floor to sleeping in the nursery, this household is a soap opera waiting to happen.

But wait, there’s more! Stepdad claims he went to medical school (spoiler alert: he’s a history major) and has a bizarre vendetta against the fiancé. Will they ever get along? Will the bathroom ever be clean again? Only time will tell on our server.

So why join? Because where else can you find such juicy drama and outrageous antics in a Minecraft world? Come for the blocks, stay for the chaos. See you in the game!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

CraftyAdvice – Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing so hard your diamond armor will break? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more chaos than a creeper in a TNT factory and more shenanigans than a pig riding a minecart.

Join us for epic adventures, insane pranks, and the chance to build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have taken over the world? Yeah, you read that right. Chickens.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of the most ridiculous Minecraft community you’ll ever encounter. And remember, the most important advice you’ll ever receive on our server is to always carry a bucket of lava with you at all times. Trust us, you’ll thank us later.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Endless Night Skies:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Creeper Apocalypse Sunrise

Apocalypse, bad day, car trouble, Chaos, creeper, Disaster, flat tire, forgot wallet, late for work, lost keys, missed alarm, missed deadline, missed flight, missed important meeting, Nightmare, overslept, power outage, sick child, spilled coffee, sunrise, traffic jam, Wake Up, worst morning

Picture this: you wake up to find yourself stranded on a deserted island with nothing but a pickaxe and a few blocks of dirt. But fear not, because this Minecraft server is here to turn your worst morning into the most epic adventure of your life!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on flying pigs, and building your very own roller coaster that loops around a volcano. And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and ancient relics waiting to be discovered.

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. You’ll have to outwit a mischievous group of creeper bandits, navigate through a maze of lava pits, and survive the wrath of the legendary Ender Dragon.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might just become the ruler of this crazy, chaotic world.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Star Shards Collected:	250

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

SeaBlock Minecraft Server

ASEAN, China, Diplomacy, Dispute, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical issues, international relations, maritime conflict, Minecraft, multilateral cooperation, Politics, regional tensions, russia, Seablock, Server, South China Sea, Southeast Asia, Statement, Superpowers, territorial disputes, united nations

come join our epic minecraft server where russia and china are battling it out over who controls the south china sea! watch as they build giant pixelated ships and shoot each other with TNT cannons! who will come out on top? join now to find out and maybe even join in on the chaos! plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players because why not? hurry before the server gets nuked by a creeper!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

RuskyBlockz – RIP to 73k Soldiers

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yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server, cuz like, we got da INSIDE SCOOP on all da tea ☕️ we even know da identities of like 73,000 russian soldiers who got rekt in ukraine 💀 like, we got da deets man, u won’t find dis kinda drama anywhere else 🤯 join us for some epic battles and maybe u can uncover some top secret info too 😉 #spillthetea #minecraftsecrets #russiansoldiers

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

BurgerCraft: No Pork, Just Beef & Chicken

Beef, burger choices, burger options, BurgerCraft, chicken, dining out, fast food, fast food chains, fast food options, fast food places, food preferences, limited menu, meat options, meat preferences, meat substitutes, menu restrictions, Plant-Based, plant-based options, Pork, pork alternatives, pork burgers, restaurant choices

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you ever feel like fast food places be playin’ you with their lack of pork burgers? Well, fear not, cuz on our server, we got pork burgers for days! That’s right, you can chow down on some juicy pork burgers while building epic structures and battling creepers. Plus, rumor has it that eating a pork burger in-game gives you super strength and the ability to fly. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready to pig out on some pork-tastic fun!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Physics Graph Network – LawCraft

AI Models, Artificial Intelligence, computational modeling, data science, graph, hybrid model, innovation, integration, Knowledge graphs, LawCraft, machine learning, Natural laws, Network, neural network, neural networks, Optimization, PGNN, Physics-guided, PHYSICS., research, Results, scientific research, Technology

so, like, this server is like, totally insane, man. we got researchers up in here integrating physics and knowledge graphs into their AI models, like what even is that? but like, it’s called PGNN, which stands for Physics Guided Neural Network, and it’s like, the coolest thing ever.

like, imagine playing Minecraft and suddenly you’re like, whoa, this server is like, smarter than me. but don’t worry, it’s not gonna take over the world or anything, it’s just gonna make your gameplay way more interesting.

so, if you wanna join a server that’s on a whole other level of intelligence, then like, come hang out with us. we promise you won’t regret it. plus, who knows, maybe you’ll learn a thing or two about physics while you’re at it. ain’t that just wild?

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Void Armor Forged:	30	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Love Letters Sent:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Pyrakia

Towny

Welcome to Pyrakia! A friendly Towny server with custom features and mechanics. Vote between Oct 4 and Oct 11 for triple voting rewards, and check out the store for a 25%-off sale!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Falling into the Void:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

MagicGames

bedrock, Community, Cross-Play, Discord, hypixel, java, magicgames, Skyblock

Magic Games is a Skyblock server similar to Hypixel that supports both Bedrock and Java editions. You can join their community through their Discord link:https://discord.gg/magicgames-805997287033667624

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Epic Shields Constructed:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Grown Up Minecraft Server

adulting, childhood memories, entertainment industry, game design, game development, game innovation, game market, game production, game quality, gaming culture, gaming experience, gaming industry, gaming preferences, gaming trends, growing up, grown, Minecraft, Modern Gaming, Nostalgia, retro gaming, Server, technology advancements, video games

Are you tired of adulting and missing the good ol’ days of playing epic games like Minecraft? Well, fear not my friend, for our Minecraft server is here to rescue you from the clutches of boring adulthood! Join us and relive your childhood dreams of building giant castles, exploring mysterious caves, and battling creepers with your trusty diamond sword.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, have dance parties with friendly zombies, and even participate in epic llama races across the land. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary unicorn mount that farts rainbows as it gallops through the pixelated sunset.

So why waste your time with boring adult responsibilities when you can join our Minecraft server and let your inner child run wild? Come join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but hey, that just adds to the excitement)!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

The Great Canadian Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, Canada, Canadian, Canadian challenges, Canadian culture, Canadian development, Canadian downfall, Canadian economy, Canadian future, Canadian future prospects, Canadian government, Canadian history, Canadian identity, Canadian issues, Canadian leadership, Canadian News, Canadian outlook, Canadian perspective, Canadian politics, Canadian progress, Canadian society, Great, Minecraft, smp

Are you tired of living in a world where Canada reigns supreme? Are you ready to overthrow the maple syrup overlords and establish your own rule? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us as we band together to take down the moose-riding Mounties and claim our rightful place as rulers of the Great White North. Build your own igloo fortress, ride polar bears into battle, and show those polite Canadians who’s boss. It’s genuinely over for Canada, but the fun is just beginning on our server! Join now and let the chaos ensue!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	195061	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Buildings Constructed:	16	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Love Letters Sent:	13

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

WaterWoes Minecraft Server

boundary setting, Communication, community living, confrontations, duplex living, gardening, Minecraft, neighbor conflict, neighbor dispute, neighbor etiquette, neighbor relationships, residential living, Server, shared faucet, Shared Resources, utility bill, washing shoes, water billing, water conservation, water costs, water meter, water usage, WaterWoes

Looking for a wild Minecraft server to join? Well, look no further! Our server is like living in a duplex with crazy neighbors, except in Minecraft form!

Join our server and experience the thrill of confronting your virtual neighbors for using your virtual faucet to water their virtual garden and wash their virtual shoes. Watch as they throw a virtual hissy fit and try to guilt trip you with promises of virtual power washers for your virtual car.

But the fun doesn’t stop there! You can also enjoy the excitement of unscrewing virtual hoses and moving them to different virtual faucets, all while keeping an eye out for virtual dog walkers who don’t clean up after their virtual pets.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the drama and chaos of virtual neighborly disputes like never before! Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	298
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Buildings Constructed:	43
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Divine Spears Created:	17
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

BlockPuppyHeist

animal rights, BlockPuppyHeist, neighbor disputes, pet adoption, pet custody, pet ownership, pet ownership ethics, pet theft, puppy care, puppy love, puppy parenting, puppy protection, puppy rescue, puppy rescue mission, puppy theft, puppy welfare, responsible pet ownership, stray puppies, town dynamics, town hierarchy, town politics

Are you tired of living in a town where your puppies keep mysteriously disappearing? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and never worry about your virtual pets being taken away by entitled neighbors again.

On our server, you can build a fortress to protect your precious pups from any would-be pet thieves. And if someone dares to try and steal your furry friends, you can unleash a pack of virtual wolves to chase them away.

But that’s not all – we also have a special feature where you can train your pets to become fierce guardians, ready to defend your virtual home at all costs. So come join us and experience the thrill of protecting your puppies in a world where anything is possible. Just remember, on our server, the only thing that gets stolen is the show!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Emeralds Found:	2927	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Love Letters Sent:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	133
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10