Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, say hello to the most epic SMP in the universe! Peter was so based for this, he built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe)! Join us for crazy adventures, epic battles with giant chickens, and secret treasure hunts that will blow your mind. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs can fly. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 94/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 4
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 78
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Dimension Hops: 7
Mines Excavated: 3348 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Volcanoes Explored: 1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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